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Not to criticize anyone's tastes but I for one get a little tired of logging in just to scroll endless angles and views and edits of a human being killed on camera. So enjoy my dog being a total goof on her walk.

Not to criticize anyone's tastes but I for one get a little tired of logging in just to scroll endless angles and views and edits of a human being killed on camera. So enjoy my dog being a total goof on her walk.

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Kitten update #31: Clicker training started today. It's slow going with 5 and we have to start with the basics - learning our names. Actually, learning to eat the treats without biting off my fingers might be step 1(a) but click-treating that might be getting too meta. Did a big cleanout/rearrange of the cat room since they no longer need the heating pad and don't go near the crate anymore. Also started some work on the studio - thanks everyone for pointing me to your favorite cat-proofing methods for cables! It's funny watching alliances and grievances form and reform and dissipate. Despite all the disagreements, everyone always comes together in the end.

Kitten update #31: Clicker training started today. It's slow going with 5 and we have to start with the basics - learning our names. Actually, learning to eat the treats without biting off my fingers might be step 1(a) but click-treating that might be getting too meta. Did a big cleanout/rearrange of the cat room since they no longer need the heating pad and don't go near the crate anymore. Also started some work on the studio - thanks everyone for pointing me to your favorite cat-proofing methods for cables! It's funny watching alliances and grievances form and reform and dissipate. Despite all the disagreements, everyone always comes together in the end.

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Kitten update #25: We're starting to let the kittens explore more of the house. The soda cases are blocking the door gap to keep them from escaping, but it's also provided a convenient barrier that Buffy respects so that the door can be open and the kitties can decide whether to engage with her or not. So far, they have enthusiastically chosen YES. Fortunately, Buffy has realized that the face end tastes better than the tail end because it might have some cat food on it. Besides the dog time, they also got to have new experiences with wood floors (soooo slippery!), stairs (fun to leap on), and the robot vacuum (not really that scary but not really making friends either). I suspect the afternoon nap will be extra intense today.

Kitten update #25: We're starting to let the kittens explore more of the house. The soda cases are blocking the door gap to keep them from escaping, but it's also provided a convenient barrier that Buffy respects so that the door can be open and the kitties can decide whether to engage with her or not. So far, they have enthusiastically chosen YES. Fortunately, Buffy has realized that the face end tastes better than the tail end because it might have some cat food on it. Besides the dog time, they also got to have new experiences with wood floors (soooo slippery!), stairs (fun to leap on), and the robot vacuum (not really that scary but not really making friends either). I suspect the afternoon nap will be extra intense today.

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Kitten update #30: Whoever recommended the boxing bag toy, it's been a hit! Of course my girl Lilith is the first to let her paws go. The kitties got to come into the studio for the first time yesterday. I now many of you are waiting for the inevitable stream and hoping the kitties will participate, but there's a bit of a problem a studio means cables everywhere, and (as I discovered) they can't be trusted around them. I can't take my eyes off them for a second. How do people protect their cables from kittens? It was never a problem with the puppies because they hated being scolded and learned fast not to touch them, but the kitties just look at me and laugh and stare me in the eye while taking a big chomp. Is there a non-duct tape solution?

Kitten update #30: Whoever recommended the boxing bag toy, it's been a hit! Of course my girl Lilith is the first to let her paws go. The kitties got to come into the studio for the first time yesterday. I now many of you are waiting for the inevitable stream and hoping the kitties will participate, but there's a bit of a problem a studio means cables everywhere, and (as I discovered) they can't be trusted around them. I can't take my eyes off them for a second. How do people protect their cables from kittens? It was never a problem with the puppies because they hated being scolded and learned fast not to touch them, but the kitties just look at me and laugh and stare me in the eye while taking a big chomp. Is there a non-duct tape solution?

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Best part of Christmas is seeing the kids all excited about their new toys. 🌲🌟 Merry Christmas everyone!

Best part of Christmas is seeing the kids all excited about their new toys. 🌲🌟 Merry Christmas everyone!

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Who needs a timeline cleanse?

Who needs a timeline cleanse?

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Kitten update #8: The kitties are back home! Everyone is getting very strong and active now. I forgot to take their weights this morning so I'll have to do it before the next feeding, but I'm confident everyone is continuing to gain. We started adding in some wet food today. I mixed up a slurry with some of the formula and stuck it in a syringe with a nipple on it. Nobody took to it right away except gray tuxedo, who loved it, but everyone else got some squirted in while they were chewing on the milk nipple and then they loved it. Well, except for dark tortie, which is a little ironic since she is by far the biggest little monster of the litter, but I guess she's done so well on the formula she's not interested in making a change yet. Butts are all looking SO much better now that I stopped using the wet wipes. However, we have now started to have some concerns about little to no pooping. Dark tortie hasn't pooped for 24 hours so I eliminated the yogurt from the formula and am crossing my fingers for some action before the end of the day or back to the vet she goes. I don't know how long they'll let me play with their tummies like this but it sure is fun for now!

Kitten update #8: The kitties are back home! Everyone is getting very strong and active now. I forgot to take their weights this morning so I'll have to do it before the next feeding, but I'm confident everyone is continuing to gain. We started adding in some wet food today. I mixed up a slurry with some of the formula and stuck it in a syringe with a nipple on it. Nobody took to it right away except gray tuxedo, who loved it, but everyone else got some squirted in while they were chewing on the milk nipple and then they loved it. Well, except for dark tortie, which is a little ironic since she is by far the biggest little monster of the litter, but I guess she's done so well on the formula she's not interested in making a change yet. Butts are all looking SO much better now that I stopped using the wet wipes. However, we have now started to have some concerns about little to no pooping. Dark tortie hasn't pooped for 24 hours so I eliminated the yogurt from the formula and am crossing my fingers for some action before the end of the day or back to the vet she goes. I don't know how long they'll let me play with their tummies like this but it sure is fun for now!

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Home again, home again! Here are some things I saw along the way, which one is the coolest??

Home again, home again! Here are some things I saw along the way, which one is the coolest??

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I'm enjoying this life stage where my main ambition is to be a really good pillow for cats.

I'm enjoying this life stage where my main ambition is to be a really good pillow for cats.

Andrea Burkhart 🐟🐟🐟🐟🏴‍☠️

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In case you were wondering what sort of day Gus was having.

In case you were wondering what sort of day Gus was having.

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Kitten update #27: It's been a whole month with the kittens now. Jeff accidentally slipped up and called them "our kittens" and I am treating it as a concession of belonging if not an outright enforceable claim of title. They've tripled in weight and are doing all of the big cat behaviors - the arched back, the hissing, the batting at you with their little paws from some hidden corner, the wild eyes with the ears back preceding the pounce-and-run. They've got mostly full range of the upstairs now and their little paws thunder all over the wood floors like the Khan's armies in a full charge across the steppe. Friendship with Buffy is deepening, to the apparent enjoyment of both.

Kitten update #27: It's been a whole month with the kittens now. Jeff accidentally slipped up and called them "our kittens" and I am treating it as a concession of belonging if not an outright enforceable claim of title. They've tripled in weight and are doing all of the big cat behaviors - the arched back, the hissing, the batting at you with their little paws from some hidden corner, the wild eyes with the ears back preceding the pounce-and-run. They've got mostly full range of the upstairs now and their little paws thunder all over the wood floors like the Khan's armies in a full charge across the steppe. Friendship with Buffy is deepening, to the apparent enjoyment of both.

Andrea Burkhart 🐟🐟🐟🐟🏴‍☠️

54,427 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

Kitten update #15: As you all kindly warned me, I've spent the morning watching the kitties play with a paper bag, an old sock tied in a knot, and a crumpled ball of aluminum foil while turning their noses up at the fancy toys I offer them. Wet food has turned out not to be exactly the gamechanger I'd hoped for, so far. They just eat it and still cry for their bottles. The nice thing is that I can leave the saucer for them to eat in their crate so they don't wake up and immediately transform into screaming gremlins charging me like Persians at Plataea. One thing that's been surprising is that despite what a dirty process learning to eat wet food is, they are cleaning themselves up very well afterwards. I'd kind of assumed I'd have to teach/encourage them a little but they are way ahead of me. Gray Tuxedo, for example, seems to think that eating is a two-hand job:

Kitten update #15: As you all kindly warned me, I've spent the morning watching the kitties play with a paper bag, an old sock tied in a knot, and a crumpled ball of aluminum foil while turning their noses up at the fancy toys I offer them. Wet food has turned out not to be exactly the gamechanger I'd hoped for, so far. They just eat it and still cry for their bottles. The nice thing is that I can leave the saucer for them to eat in their crate so they don't wake up and immediately transform into screaming gremlins charging me like Persians at Plataea. One thing that's been surprising is that despite what a dirty process learning to eat wet food is, they are cleaning themselves up very well afterwards. I'd kind of assumed I'd have to teach/encourage them a little but they are way ahead of me. Gray Tuxedo, for example, seems to think that eating is a two-hand job:

Andrea Burkhart 🐟🐟🐟🐟🏴‍☠️

39,041 просмотров • 9 месяцев назад

Kitten update #12: It was at this point that I realized, in fact, ALL of the kittens are demonic. I can't believe how active they're getting. They climb all over me constantly and cling screaming to my shirt as I desperately try to fling them off with one hand while my other tries to feed a tiny monster that reacts to the bottle like Regan to holy water in the Exorcist. Just as I get free of one, the next one is flying up my sleeve like the Dread Pirate Roberts on the Cliffs of Insanity. I was nearly overwhelmed until Buffy saved the day by barging in to lick cat butts as furiously as a hungry kid with an ice cream cone on a hot summer day and I was able to escape mostly unscathed except for a bottle hand and forearm that looks like a leper fell into a thorn bush. The pellets were definitely the problem because this morning I filled the box with playground sand and they understood immediately what to do. Perhaps they can still find salvation. Just look at how fast the little terrors are moving now!

Kitten update #12: It was at this point that I realized, in fact, ALL of the kittens are demonic. I can't believe how active they're getting. They climb all over me constantly and cling screaming to my shirt as I desperately try to fling them off with one hand while my other tries to feed a tiny monster that reacts to the bottle like Regan to holy water in the Exorcist. Just as I get free of one, the next one is flying up my sleeve like the Dread Pirate Roberts on the Cliffs of Insanity. I was nearly overwhelmed until Buffy saved the day by barging in to lick cat butts as furiously as a hungry kid with an ice cream cone on a hot summer day and I was able to escape mostly unscathed except for a bottle hand and forearm that looks like a leper fell into a thorn bush. The pellets were definitely the problem because this morning I filled the box with playground sand and they understood immediately what to do. Perhaps they can still find salvation. Just look at how fast the little terrors are moving now!

Andrea Burkhart 🐟🐟🐟🐟🏴‍☠️

32,673 просмотров • 9 месяцев назад

Best part of Christmas is seeing the kids all excited about their new toys. 🌲🌟 Merry Christmas everyone!

Best part of Christmas is seeing the kids all excited about their new toys. 🌲🌟 Merry Christmas everyone!

Andrea Burkhart 🐟🐟🐟🐟🏴‍☠️

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Kitten update: Lots to be thankful for this year, but full bellies, a very handy husband, and endless entertainment are pretty high on the list for us. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Kitten update: Lots to be thankful for this year, but full bellies, a very handy husband, and endless entertainment are pretty high on the list for us. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Andrea Burkhart 🐟🐟🐟🐟🏴‍☠️

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A couple of the kitties are really getting the hang of the bottle now.

A couple of the kitties are really getting the hang of the bottle now.

Andrea Burkhart 🐟🐟🐟🐟🏴‍☠️

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Kitten update #13: Finally, a bit of respite as the kittens have both taken to the litter box with a zero percent fail rate in 24 hours, and have also learned how to entertain themselves with some battle royale. Jeff found some thick cotton gloves stashed in the garage that have been a huge upgrade to the feeding experience. I still look like I wear barbed wire for jewelry but at least we're not adding new damage at this point. Slow but incremental progress on the solid food. I have convinced a couple of the kittens to suck it off my finger; while I was doing that, brown tabby stuck her head in the can I was holding in my other hand and ate a bunch of it. I hope she does it again where the other kittens can see it! View of the coliseum floor:

Kitten update #13: Finally, a bit of respite as the kittens have both taken to the litter box with a zero percent fail rate in 24 hours, and have also learned how to entertain themselves with some battle royale. Jeff found some thick cotton gloves stashed in the garage that have been a huge upgrade to the feeding experience. I still look like I wear barbed wire for jewelry but at least we're not adding new damage at this point. Slow but incremental progress on the solid food. I have convinced a couple of the kittens to suck it off my finger; while I was doing that, brown tabby stuck her head in the can I was holding in my other hand and ate a bunch of it. I hope she does it again where the other kittens can see it! View of the coliseum floor:

Andrea Burkhart 🐟🐟🐟🐟🏴‍☠️

22,930 просмотров • 9 месяцев назад

Kitten update #14: Two weeks as a cat mom and the progress is pretty amazing. They've nearly doubled in weight, reliably use the litter box, and - praise be to everything holy - started eating wet food off the saucer yesterday when I apparently failed to give them bottles the second they wanted them during The Glarer 's fundraiser stream for Turtleboy. So, I owe Will a big thank you for contributing to kitten independence. They also sleep a lot less and already get bored with toys quickly. I've started to let them roam a little more freely in the bedroom their crate is in since they reliably seek out and find the letterbox when needed. I definitely have caught a couple of the kitties tasting the sand so I'm glad I didn't use the clumping litter that was easy to find. Still waiting for deliveries of litter and toys to help them not mistake me for a climbing tree. The demons are very much learning to flex their evil. Random bites and scratches are now pretty routine. At the same time, Lilith pawed at my face for a good half hour last night with her claws retracted and didn't go for my eyeballs once, so they seem to be a bit conflicted with their capacity for goodness. Hunting, however, is already super fun. Evidence:

Kitten update #14: Two weeks as a cat mom and the progress is pretty amazing. They've nearly doubled in weight, reliably use the litter box, and - praise be to everything holy - started eating wet food off the saucer yesterday when I apparently failed to give them bottles the second they wanted them during The Glarer 's fundraiser stream for Turtleboy. So, I owe Will a big thank you for contributing to kitten independence. They also sleep a lot less and already get bored with toys quickly. I've started to let them roam a little more freely in the bedroom their crate is in since they reliably seek out and find the letterbox when needed. I definitely have caught a couple of the kitties tasting the sand so I'm glad I didn't use the clumping litter that was easy to find. Still waiting for deliveries of litter and toys to help them not mistake me for a climbing tree. The demons are very much learning to flex their evil. Random bites and scratches are now pretty routine. At the same time, Lilith pawed at my face for a good half hour last night with her claws retracted and didn't go for my eyeballs once, so they seem to be a bit conflicted with their capacity for goodness. Hunting, however, is already super fun. Evidence:

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21,093 просмотров • 9 месяцев назад

Kitten update #34: The kittens have won. It only took a few days for Buffy to realize that being mommy is exhausting, and like Greeks vaunting over their fallen Trojan foes, the kitties are now relentlessly tormenting her at every opportunity, forcing her to always nap with one eye open. The harness is still a little too big to use but I put it on Corona so she can start getting the feel of it. It reminded me a bit of when you first put socks on dogs but I'm sure pretty soon she'll go ahead and be normal, especially when she realizes the trade off is getting to go outside.

Kitten update #34: The kittens have won. It only took a few days for Buffy to realize that being mommy is exhausting, and like Greeks vaunting over their fallen Trojan foes, the kitties are now relentlessly tormenting her at every opportunity, forcing her to always nap with one eye open. The harness is still a little too big to use but I put it on Corona so she can start getting the feel of it. It reminded me a bit of when you first put socks on dogs but I'm sure pretty soon she'll go ahead and be normal, especially when she realizes the trade off is getting to go outside.

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17,601 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

Kitten update #29: Kitties roaming the house is starting to be normalized, which is nice because it means Buffy can chill out once in a while and take a break from chasing them around to lick them and - her new thing - trying to drag them around in her mouth. But even if she's still calming down, she still wants to be involved with them all the time. So they are teaching her how to cat, which has been great fun for everyone. Still, it's very exhausting work.

Kitten update #29: Kitties roaming the house is starting to be normalized, which is nice because it means Buffy can chill out once in a while and take a break from chasing them around to lick them and - her new thing - trying to drag them around in her mouth. But even if she's still calming down, she still wants to be involved with them all the time. So they are teaching her how to cat, which has been great fun for everyone. Still, it's very exhausting work.

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16,448 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

Kitten update #10: It's moving day for the kitties. They've started to eliminate on their own in their little box, so they are now going into one of the old vizsla crates that is big enough for them, their heating pad, their litter box, wee pads, and some extra room to play and move around. The crate last housed the spring chicks so I was pretty paranoid about bleaching it down so we can keep cycling exotic viruses through birds, humans, dogs, and cats to a minimum. We also have our first name for a kitty. Dark Tortie is now known as Lilith, because she is a tiny adorable demon in cat skin. The kitties can still barely walk but Lilith is already trying to pounce on her siblings and responds to kisses with claws to the face. I'm sure wild-eyed zoomies are just a few weeks away. Busy morning here so relax with some ASMR bottle suckles for as long as you need.

Kitten update #10: It's moving day for the kitties. They've started to eliminate on their own in their little box, so they are now going into one of the old vizsla crates that is big enough for them, their heating pad, their litter box, wee pads, and some extra room to play and move around. The crate last housed the spring chicks so I was pretty paranoid about bleaching it down so we can keep cycling exotic viruses through birds, humans, dogs, and cats to a minimum. We also have our first name for a kitty. Dark Tortie is now known as Lilith, because she is a tiny adorable demon in cat skin. The kitties can still barely walk but Lilith is already trying to pounce on her siblings and responds to kisses with claws to the face. I'm sure wild-eyed zoomies are just a few weeks away. Busy morning here so relax with some ASMR bottle suckles for as long as you need.

Andrea Burkhart 🐟🐟🐟🐟🏴‍☠️

17,365 просмотров • 9 месяцев назад

Kitten update #36 The poll isn't even over yet but the box definitely won. But it was a little bit of an unfair match up because Jeff turned the box into an exciting game of whack-a-cat. The kitties' eyes are really changing fast now. Gus still has a bright blue ring around the outside of his iris but the rest is pretty green-gold.

Kitten update #36 The poll isn't even over yet but the box definitely won. But it was a little bit of an unfair match up because Jeff turned the box into an exciting game of whack-a-cat. The kitties' eyes are really changing fast now. Gus still has a bright blue ring around the outside of his iris but the rest is pretty green-gold.

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15,477 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

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