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🧵Russia just lost $200M in supersonic bombers because they lacked an extension cord. Crews crammed six Su-34s wingtip to wingtip around one power cart outside empty shelters. A missile hit the exact center. Pro-war Russian channels are annotating the ash. 1/🧵

🧵Russia just lost $200M in supersonic bombers because they lacked an extension cord. Crews crammed six Su-34s wingtip to wingtip around one power cart outside empty shelters. A missile hit the exact center. Pro-war Russian channels are annotating the ash. 1/🧵

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🧵Russian frontline troops were secretly flying their assault drones on stolen Ukrainian Wi-Fi. So when Washington capped Ukraine's network speeds to force a truce, it accidentally paralyzed Putin's entire invasion force instead. 1/🧵

🧵Russian frontline troops were secretly flying their assault drones on stolen Ukrainian Wi-Fi. So when Washington capped Ukraine's network speeds to force a truce, it accidentally paralyzed Putin's entire invasion force instead. 1/🧵

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🧵When Ukrainian drones vaporized Russia’s top data center, Ivy League scholars and politicians cheered the end of Putin's troll farms. Zelenskyy took credit live on stage. Plot twist: Ukraine blew up Google-style web crawlers, but the viral chart was an AI fake. 1/🧵

🧵When Ukrainian drones vaporized Russia’s top data center, Ivy League scholars and politicians cheered the end of Putin's troll farms. Zelenskyy took credit live on stage. Plot twist: Ukraine blew up Google-style web crawlers, but the viral chart was an AI fake. 1/🧵

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🧵On Thursday, Kyiv fired its first homemade ballistic missile under fire, set Stalingrad ablaze, and wiped out 1% of Russia's GDP in a single week. Moscow is now attempting to defend eleven time zones with local police and volunteer watches. 1/🧵

🧵On Thursday, Kyiv fired its first homemade ballistic missile under fire, set Stalingrad ablaze, and wiped out 1% of Russia's GDP in a single week. Moscow is now attempting to defend eleven time zones with local police and volunteer watches. 1/🧵

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🧵From a Russian prison cell, jailed Donbas warlord Igor Strelkov smuggled out a warning: military victory is impossible and "this train is on fire." Russia sacrificed 50,000 casualties in a single month to net less land than two Manhattans. 1/🧵

🧵From a Russian prison cell, jailed Donbas warlord Igor Strelkov smuggled out a warning: military victory is impossible and "this train is on fire." Russia sacrificed 50,000 casualties in a single month to net less land than two Manhattans. 1/🧵

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🧵Moscow slapped a $20M criminal bounty on a Ukrainian drone commander. He responded by drinking tea on a live stream while a desktop ticker counted 40 dead Russian soldiers in 43 minutes, dismissing Putin’s human wave tactics as a pipeline of "biomaterial." 1/🧵

🧵Moscow slapped a $20M criminal bounty on a Ukrainian drone commander. He responded by drinking tea on a live stream while a desktop ticker counted 40 dead Russian soldiers in 43 minutes, dismissing Putin’s human wave tactics as a pipeline of "biomaterial." 1/🧵

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🧵Nobody who breaks something calls it an "unscheduled repair." Not a mechanic, not a dentist, not a contractor. But when Ukrainian drones blew up an oil refinery 11 miles from the Kremlin at 1 a.m., Russia's top military blogger decided that was the official term. 1/🧵

🧵Nobody who breaks something calls it an "unscheduled repair." Not a mechanic, not a dentist, not a contractor. But when Ukrainian drones blew up an oil refinery 11 miles from the Kremlin at 1 a.m., Russia's top military blogger decided that was the official term. 1/🧵

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🧵A Russian general lies dead in a bombed mall while the state registry lists him commanding troops 900 km away. An 88-man assault company is down to 2 survivors. And Ukraine just torched Russia's refineries for 9 straight days. 1/🧵

🧵A Russian general lies dead in a bombed mall while the state registry lists him commanding troops 900 km away. An 88-man assault company is down to 2 survivors. And Ukraine just torched Russia's refineries for 9 straight days. 1/🧵

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🧵An agent near St. Sophia Cathedral opened a bag and flipped a switch. Miles away, a pilot grabbed a joystick and flew a drone directly through the window of Ukraine's top intelligence chief. A flawless, multi-million-dollar assassination. Except the chief was out. 1/🧵

🧵An agent near St. Sophia Cathedral opened a bag and flipped a switch. Miles away, a pilot grabbed a joystick and flew a drone directly through the window of Ukraine's top intelligence chief. A flawless, multi-million-dollar assassination. Except the chief was out. 1/🧵

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How does the military handle it? It threatens its own gunners. When high-tech Pantsir air defense crews begged for cover against cheap "plywood" drones, commanders threatened to transfer them directly to frontline infantry trenches for asking. 4/

How does the military handle it? It threatens its own gunners. When high-tech Pantsir air defense crews begged for cover against cheap "plywood" drones, commanders threatened to transfer them directly to frontline infantry trenches for asking. 4/

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🧵Moscow just unveiled its newest mine clearance technology: a single living soldier walking across an open field. The strategy is to literally use human bodies to force Ukraine to waste 2,000-dollar plastic drones. 1/🇺🇦⬇️🧵

🧵Moscow just unveiled its newest mine clearance technology: a single living soldier walking across an open field. The strategy is to literally use human bodies to force Ukraine to waste 2,000-dollar plastic drones. 1/🇺🇦⬇️🧵

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🧵A Russian recruit posed as a Ukrainian security officer, walked right up behind a Ukrainian brigade commander, and pulled the trigger. The assassination failed purely on mechanical luck. The gun jammed by the exact width of a firing pin.1/🧵

🧵A Russian recruit posed as a Ukrainian security officer, walked right up behind a Ukrainian brigade commander, and pulled the trigger. The assassination failed purely on mechanical luck. The gun jammed by the exact width of a firing pin.1/🧵

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🧵Before a mechanized assault on Turia, Russian commanders looked at a map. Every single Ukrainian machine gun position was clearly marked. "The plan was already garbage," a Russian military channel admitted. Somebody marked the guns. They sent the men anyway. 1/🇺🇦🦩🧵

🧵Before a mechanized assault on Turia, Russian commanders looked at a map. Every single Ukrainian machine gun position was clearly marked. "The plan was already garbage," a Russian military channel admitted. Somebody marked the guns. They sent the men anyway. 1/🇺🇦🦩🧵

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Ukraine's drone commander Robert "Magyar" Brovdi posted zero commentary on Moscow. He posted his daily math: Russian infantry losses up 39.7%, verified by video. Then signed off with his signature forecast: "No fantasies or rumors. We will stand. Moscow will fall." 10/

Ukraine's drone commander Robert "Magyar" Brovdi posted zero commentary on Moscow. He posted his daily math: Russian infantry losses up 39.7%, verified by video. Then signed off with his signature forecast: "No fantasies or rumors. We will stand. Moscow will fall." 10/

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Yandex frantically warned clients to evacuate its cloud while state media stayed dead silent and war bloggers panicked over massive outages. Moscow refused to admit its tech backbone was on fire, even as smoke billowed across the Ryazan region. 2/

Yandex frantically warned clients to evacuate its cloud while state media stayed dead silent and war bloggers panicked over massive outages. Moscow refused to admit its tech backbone was on fire, even as smoke billowed across the Ryazan region. 2/

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🧵🇷🇺 Russia built an elite drone unit to hunt Ukrainian logistics. Today, Ukraine is forcing those exact same crews to sit on folding chairs and babysit civilian cargo ships. The empire has a new problem. It has to guard everything it cannot afford to lose. 1/🧵

🧵🇷🇺 Russia built an elite drone unit to hunt Ukrainian logistics. Today, Ukraine is forcing those exact same crews to sit on folding chairs and babysit civilian cargo ships. The empire has a new problem. It has to guard everything it cannot afford to lose. 1/🧵

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🧵At the Novoamvrosiivske fuel depot, Ukrainian drones didn't start with the oil tanks. They hit the crane first. Then the locomotive. Then the power. Only when the tools to rebuild the site were destroyed did they burn the fuel. 1/🇷🇺🇺🇦🧵

🧵At the Novoamvrosiivske fuel depot, Ukrainian drones didn't start with the oil tanks. They hit the crane first. Then the locomotive. Then the power. Only when the tools to rebuild the site were destroyed did they burn the fuel. 1/🇷🇺🇺🇦🧵

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🧵Before Ukraine replaced its top general, Russian state media made a bizarre public plea to Kyiv: "It is difficult to find someone worse... So, let him stay." Ukraine fired him anyway. The revised Russian review came in five words: "And this is bad for us." 1/🇺🇦⬇️🇷🇺🦩🧵

🧵Before Ukraine replaced its top general, Russian state media made a bizarre public plea to Kyiv: "It is difficult to find someone worse... So, let him stay." Ukraine fired him anyway. The revised Russian review came in five words: "And this is bad for us." 1/🇺🇦⬇️🇷🇺🦩🧵

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🧵On election night, Moscow's mayor live-blogged his own city getting bombed. He started the count at 76 incoming drones. By dawn, he hit 1600. That is one drone every 21 seconds, sustained for an entire red-eye flight, while the polls stayed open. 1/🧵

🧵On election night, Moscow's mayor live-blogged his own city getting bombed. He started the count at 76 incoming drones. By dawn, he hit 1600. That is one drone every 21 seconds, sustained for an entire red-eye flight, while the polls stayed open. 1/🧵

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🧵"It was very important for me to hear this from you," Vladimir Putin told Colonel Abdulaziz Shikhabidov on state audio, praising his unit. There was just one problem: Russian media and Moscow cemeteries had already buried Colonel Shikhabidov three months earlier. 1/🧵

🧵"It was very important for me to hear this from you," Vladimir Putin told Colonel Abdulaziz Shikhabidov on state audio, praising his unit. There was just one problem: Russian media and Moscow cemeteries had already buried Colonel Shikhabidov three months earlier. 1/🧵

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🧵Ukraine just paralyzed Moscow's airports using party balloons. For 12 hours, a nuclear superpower panicked, firing multi-million-dollar missiles at rubber balloons drifting on the wind. Over 280 international flights were canceled. 1/🧵

🧵Ukraine just paralyzed Moscow's airports using party balloons. For 12 hours, a nuclear superpower panicked, firing multi-million-dollar missiles at rubber balloons drifting on the wind. Over 280 international flights were canceled. 1/🧵

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🧵Russia claimed a 100% intercept rate on 560 incoming drones, shooting down one every 77 seconds. Then 7 oil tanks exploded, blinding a million residents in black smoke that official state papers logged as "burning reeds." 1/🧵

🧵Russia claimed a 100% intercept rate on 560 incoming drones, shooting down one every 77 seconds. Then 7 oil tanks exploded, blinding a million residents in black smoke that official state papers logged as "burning reeds." 1/🧵

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🧵Ukraine is now flying Starlink-guided strike drones at 21,000 feet. To stop them, Russia is wrapping oil tankers in fishnets, deploying WWII balloons with no helium, and handing shotguns to truck drivers. The 2026 tech gap has officially broken open: 1/🧵

🧵Ukraine is now flying Starlink-guided strike drones at 21,000 feet. To stop them, Russia is wrapping oil tankers in fishnets, deploying WWII balloons with no helium, and handing shotguns to truck drivers. The 2026 tech gap has officially broken open: 1/🧵

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🧵The White House repeatedly begged Volodymyr Zelenskyy to stop bombing Russian refineries. Forty-eight hours later, Ukrainian drones incinerated Rosneft's Kuibyshev plant, wiping out 1.4 million tons of annual diesel capacity before dawn. 1/🧵

🧵The White House repeatedly begged Volodymyr Zelenskyy to stop bombing Russian refineries. Forty-eight hours later, Ukrainian drones incinerated Rosneft's Kuibyshev plant, wiping out 1.4 million tons of annual diesel capacity before dawn. 1/🧵

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On Wednesday evening in London, Volodymyr Zelenskyy ended the charade. Ignoring Washington's speed cap, he gave four words to the Financial Times: "That’s it. Block is out." Within hours, 1,000 Ukrainian drones were back over Russian airspace. 10/

On Wednesday evening in London, Volodymyr Zelenskyy ended the charade. Ignoring Washington's speed cap, he gave four words to the Financial Times: "That’s it. Block is out." Within hours, 1,000 Ukrainian drones were back over Russian airspace. 10/

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🧵Fewer than twenty Ukrainian drone pilots wiped out a $3B US armored brigade in Bavaria, forcing Army judges to repeatedly resurrect dead Abrams tanks to keep the war game going. The Americans brought 3,500 troops. The Ukrainians brought budget quadcopters. 1/🧵

🧵Fewer than twenty Ukrainian drone pilots wiped out a $3B US armored brigade in Bavaria, forcing Army judges to repeatedly resurrect dead Abrams tanks to keep the war game going. The Americans brought 3,500 troops. The Ukrainians brought budget quadcopters. 1/🧵

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🧵Russian artillery is strictly forbidden from shelling Russian soil. So when Ukrainian troops pushed east of Lyman, they didn't fire a shot. Ukrainians strolled onto ground Moscow claimed was already "liberated." Russia's fake map became Ukraine's ultimate bullet shield. 1/🧵

🧵Russian artillery is strictly forbidden from shelling Russian soil. So when Ukrainian troops pushed east of Lyman, they didn't fire a shot. Ukrainians strolled onto ground Moscow claimed was already "liberated." Russia's fake map became Ukraine's ultimate bullet shield. 1/🧵

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🧵From a Russian penal colony, warlord Igor Strelkov says he has the exact sickening feeling he had on a plane in 2014, right before he started the war in Crimea. He just predicted three specific disasters for the Kremlin. This week, every single one came true. 1/🧵

🧵From a Russian penal colony, warlord Igor Strelkov says he has the exact sickening feeling he had on a plane in 2014, right before he started the war in Crimea. He just predicted three specific disasters for the Kremlin. This week, every single one came true. 1/🧵

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🧵Putin handed Trump a forged map and walked away with a 72-hour ceasefire. At midnight, he hurled 5 Army Groups into the dark to capture the exact towns he had just lied about owning. By lunch, all 5 attacks were crushed. 1/🧵

🧵Putin handed Trump a forged map and walked away with a 72-hour ceasefire. At midnight, he hurled 5 Army Groups into the dark to capture the exact towns he had just lied about owning. By lunch, all 5 attacks were crushed. 1/🧵

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🧵The CIA Director parked a Boeing C-17 on a Moscow runway for 8.5 hours. The Kremlin flatly denied the plane existed before finally confessing to security talks. The US spy chief flew in because the Russian state is accidentally publishing its own collapse. 1/🧵

🧵The CIA Director parked a Boeing C-17 on a Moscow runway for 8.5 hours. The Kremlin flatly denied the plane existed before finally confessing to security talks. The US spy chief flew in because the Russian state is accidentally publishing its own collapse. 1/🧵

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🧵Russian commanders sent an assault team 10 km past the front line for an 8-second photo shoot: to prove a lie drawn on a general's staff map. Ukrainian marines captured the actors mid-take. "They took us without noise or dust. We didn't even understand what happened." 1/🧵

🧵Russian commanders sent an assault team 10 km past the front line for an 8-second photo shoot: to prove a lie drawn on a general's staff map. Ukrainian marines captured the actors mid-take. "They took us without noise or dust. We didn't even understand what happened." 1/🧵

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🧵🇷🇺 A Russian general just leaked a devastating trade-off: the Kremlin is prioritizing taking Donbas over protecting the sky above its own occupied land. Putin is spending Russia to buy ground. Ukraine is making him pay for the choice. 1/🧵

🧵🇷🇺 A Russian general just leaked a devastating trade-off: the Kremlin is prioritizing taking Donbas over protecting the sky above its own occupied land. Putin is spending Russia to buy ground. Ukraine is making him pay for the choice. 1/🧵

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🧵Russia just conquered the exact same village for the fifth time. When a TV host questioned the math, a panicked Kremlin propagandist begged the head of occupied Donetsk for an excuse. The official answer? "I have seven places with that name." 1/🧵

🧵Russia just conquered the exact same village for the fifth time. When a TV host questioned the math, a panicked Kremlin propagandist begged the head of occupied Donetsk for an excuse. The official answer? "I have seven places with that name." 1/🧵

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🧵Vladimir Putin just admitted that wooden drones with hand-chiseled oak propellers erased 1% of Russia's GDP. He called the economic damage "not critical." From a prison cell, a jailed Russian warlord read the fine print. 1/🧵

🧵Vladimir Putin just admitted that wooden drones with hand-chiseled oak propellers erased 1% of Russia's GDP. He called the economic damage "not critical." From a prison cell, a jailed Russian warlord read the fine print. 1/🧵

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🧵4 long-haul truckers watch suicide drones erupt from the roofs of trailers they were paid to park. They grab rifles, shoot at the drones, & call the police. Russia charged all 4 with terrorism and held them for 16 months while trying to figure out whose side they were on. 1/🧵

🧵4 long-haul truckers watch suicide drones erupt from the roofs of trailers they were paid to park. They grab rifles, shoot at the drones, & call the police. Russia charged all 4 with terrorism and held them for 16 months while trying to figure out whose side they were on. 1/🧵

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🧵"A couple of days ago, the enemy destroyed our last vehicle." Russia's 106th Airborne isn't asking for tanks. They are begging for a 4-wheeler to drive dinner to the drone that flies it to the trench. 1/🧵

🧵"A couple of days ago, the enemy destroyed our last vehicle." Russia's 106th Airborne isn't asking for tanks. They are begging for a 4-wheeler to drive dinner to the drone that flies it to the trench. 1/🧵

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🧵Russia brought nine tanks and a high-tech active defense shield to break the Ukrainian line at Dobropillya. Ukraine destroyed all nine tanks, bypassed the shield, and forced the surviving Russian infantry to flee the battlefield on motorcycles. 1/🇺🇦🦩⬇️🧵

🧵Russia brought nine tanks and a high-tech active defense shield to break the Ukrainian line at Dobropillya. Ukraine destroyed all nine tanks, bypassed the shield, and forced the surviving Russian infantry to flee the battlefield on motorcycles. 1/🇺🇦🦩⬇️🧵

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🧵Sergei Lavrov flew to Manila demanding the U.S. honor a peace treaty from last summer. Marco Rubio reminded him in public: the treaty was never actually signed. Russian war channels immediately melted down: "We were dumped. Openly and brazenly." 1/🇺🇦🦩⬇️🧵

🧵Sergei Lavrov flew to Manila demanding the U.S. honor a peace treaty from last summer. Marco Rubio reminded him in public: the treaty was never actually signed. Russian war channels immediately melted down: "We were dumped. Openly and brazenly." 1/🇺🇦🦩⬇️🧵

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The Russian 🇷🇺 Army has discovered that nostalgia is not camouflage. Ukraine’s 🇺🇦 drone-age fortress cuts across open fields, strips back treelines, anchors on rivers and forests, and layers belts in depth for visibility and overlapping fires.

The Russian 🇷🇺 Army has discovered that nostalgia is not camouflage. Ukraine’s 🇺🇦 drone-age fortress cuts across open fields, strips back treelines, anchors on rivers and forests, and layers belts in depth for visibility and overlapping fires.

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🧵The US Army Secretary visited Kyiv, watched Ukraine's Delta software link every drone, sensor, and missile in real time, and admitted: "Ours does not." While Western militaries race to copy Ukrainian tech, Russia is begging North Korea for 30,000 more troops. 1/🇺🇦⬇️🧵

🧵The US Army Secretary visited Kyiv, watched Ukraine's Delta software link every drone, sensor, and missile in real time, and admitted: "Ours does not." While Western militaries race to copy Ukrainian tech, Russia is begging North Korea for 30,000 more troops. 1/🇺🇦⬇️🧵

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