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Good to see John Swinney being a model citizen and returning his trolley in the LIDL carpark earlier.😉

Good to see John Swinney being a model citizen and returning his trolley in the LIDL carpark earlier.😉

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Just checking in to see how Kneecap's Rod Stewart boycott was working out...

Just checking in to see how Kneecap's Rod Stewart boycott was working out...

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When you were Transport Minister, the trains were never on time. When you were Justice Minister the police were strained to breaking point and now as Health Minister we have record high waiting times. What makes you think you can do a better job as First Minister? 😂😂😂😂😂

When you were Transport Minister, the trains were never on time. When you were Justice Minister the police were strained to breaking point and now as Health Minister we have record high waiting times. What makes you think you can do a better job as First Minister? 😂😂😂😂😂

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Remember the time SNP luvvie Brian Cox was on #bbcqt and his anti-Englishness was dripping out of him?

Remember the time SNP luvvie Brian Cox was on #bbcqt and his anti-Englishness was dripping out of him?

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It's at time like this I miss the Janey Godley voiceovers... 👍😀

It's at time like this I miss the Janey Godley voiceovers... 👍😀

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Compelling viewing from Holyrood yesterday. John Swinney must've needed hospital treatment after this mauling from Russell Findlay. 😂😂😂😂😂

Compelling viewing from Holyrood yesterday. John Swinney must've needed hospital treatment after this mauling from Russell Findlay. 😂😂😂😂😂

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Hanover Street, Edinburgh this afternoon. Things are getting out of control.

Hanover Street, Edinburgh this afternoon. Things are getting out of control.

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Humza Yousaf: "Peter Murrell is a proven winner"! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Humza Yousaf: "Peter Murrell is a proven winner"! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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If you're going to see Shirley Manson and Garbage in their UK tour next year, maybe you should watch this. What a nasty cow.

If you're going to see Shirley Manson and Garbage in their UK tour next year, maybe you should watch this. What a nasty cow.

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Maybe Nicola Sturgeon's really Burglar Bill... 😂😂😂😂😂

Maybe Nicola Sturgeon's really Burglar Bill... 😂😂😂😂😂

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Possibly the cringiest thing you will see this year. Taylor Grift asking John Swinney some scripted questions. 🙈

Possibly the cringiest thing you will see this year. Taylor Grift asking John Swinney some scripted questions. 🙈

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Nothing gives you independence like a mobile home. 😂😂😂😂😂

Nothing gives you independence like a mobile home. 😂😂😂😂😂

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Tonight's Glasgow Council Planning Department meeting was a cracker. Councillor Hanif Raja decided to go to the toilet in the middle of the meeting with his camera still running. 🙈

Tonight's Glasgow Council Planning Department meeting was a cracker. Councillor Hanif Raja decided to go to the toilet in the middle of the meeting with his camera still running. 🙈

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This SNP Glasgow Councillor idiot wants the statues removed from George Sq as he finds them deeply offensive. He doesn't want Queen Victoria, he instead wants people who represent Glasgow now. Presumably folk like Janey Godley or Hardeep Singh Kholi are more to his liking.

This SNP Glasgow Councillor idiot wants the statues removed from George Sq as he finds them deeply offensive. He doesn't want Queen Victoria, he instead wants people who represent Glasgow now. Presumably folk like Janey Godley or Hardeep Singh Kholi are more to his liking.

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Dorothy Bain was all over the place in Parliament — nervous, evasive, and utterly unconvincing over the Swinney tip-off. Scotland’s top lawyer? Embarrassing.

Dorothy Bain was all over the place in Parliament — nervous, evasive, and utterly unconvincing over the Swinney tip-off. Scotland’s top lawyer? Embarrassing.

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OOFT! Poor John Swinney must have felt he had gone 15 rounds with Mike Tyson after this monstering from Colin McKay. 👊💥😂

OOFT! Poor John Swinney must have felt he had gone 15 rounds with Mike Tyson after this monstering from Colin McKay. 👊💥😂

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When you try to explain to a Scottish nationalist that winning only 32% of the vote is not a mandate for an independence referendum...

When you try to explain to a Scottish nationalist that winning only 32% of the vote is not a mandate for an independence referendum...

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This fine young gentleman seems to have upset all the right people! 😃👍

This fine young gentleman seems to have upset all the right people! 😃👍

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This is so embarrassing. More flip flops than a Chinese flip flop factory.

This is so embarrassing. More flip flops than a Chinese flip flop factory.

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The best takedown of Humza Yousaf you will ever see. Well said Patrick Christys. 👏👏👏

The best takedown of Humza Yousaf you will ever see. Well said Patrick Christys. 👏👏👏

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Absolutely hilarious and totally true! 😂😂😂😂😂

Absolutely hilarious and totally true! 😂😂😂😂😂

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Beachball hater Shirley Manson and her band Garbage had a nice surprise at their Brisbane concert... 😂😂😂😂😂

Beachball hater Shirley Manson and her band Garbage had a nice surprise at their Brisbane concert... 😂😂😂😂😂

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Remember this classic from #bbcqt? 😂😂😂😂😂

Remember this classic from #bbcqt? 😂😂😂😂😂

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The Sturgeon family never miss an opportunity to make some cash. Nicola's sister has a one night stand and turns it into a business opportunity! 🙈

The Sturgeon family never miss an opportunity to make some cash. Nicola's sister has a one night stand and turns it into a business opportunity! 🙈

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