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The anti-English obsession amongst some Scots is beyond embarrassing. Can we not just support Scotland without this chip on the shoulder nonsense?

The anti-English obsession amongst some Scots is beyond embarrassing. Can we not just support Scotland without this chip on the shoulder nonsense?

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Just checking in to see how Kneecap's Rod Stewart boycott was working out...

Just checking in to see how Kneecap's Rod Stewart boycott was working out...

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Good to see John Swinney being a model citizen and returning his trolley in the LIDL carpark earlier.😉

Good to see John Swinney being a model citizen and returning his trolley in the LIDL carpark earlier.😉

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Why does John Swinney lie so much? He is now denying that he said that a majority election win is the only route to another referendum. The problem is John, the Internet never forgets.

Why does John Swinney lie so much? He is now denying that he said that a majority election win is the only route to another referendum. The problem is John, the Internet never forgets.

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When you were Transport Minister, the trains were never on time. When you were Justice Minister the police were strained to breaking point and now as Health Minister we have record high waiting times. What makes you think you can do a better job as First Minister? 😂😂😂😂😂

When you were Transport Minister, the trains were never on time. When you were Justice Minister the police were strained to breaking point and now as Health Minister we have record high waiting times. What makes you think you can do a better job as First Minister? 😂😂😂😂😂

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Remember the time SNP luvvie Brian Cox was on #bbcqt and his anti-Englishness was dripping out of him?

Remember the time SNP luvvie Brian Cox was on #bbcqt and his anti-Englishness was dripping out of him?

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Hanover Street, Edinburgh this afternoon. Things are getting out of control.

Hanover Street, Edinburgh this afternoon. Things are getting out of control.

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If you're going to see Shirley Manson and Garbage in their UK tour next year, maybe you should watch this. What a nasty cow.

If you're going to see Shirley Manson and Garbage in their UK tour next year, maybe you should watch this. What a nasty cow.

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Cringe time in Princes Street Edinburgh. The traffic cone on statues routine isn't remotely funny. It's just a pathetic display of vandalism that will end with someone being injured.

Cringe time in Princes Street Edinburgh. The traffic cone on statues routine isn't remotely funny. It's just a pathetic display of vandalism that will end with someone being injured.

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£114,297 a year of taxpayers’ money — and SNP Minister Alyn Smith can’t even stay awake on the job. Most people would get a warning for sleeping at work. At Holyrood, it seems you get a ministerial salary. #FMQs

£114,297 a year of taxpayers’ money — and SNP Minister Alyn Smith can’t even stay awake on the job. Most people would get a warning for sleeping at work. At Holyrood, it seems you get a ministerial salary. #FMQs

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This SNP Glasgow Councillor idiot wants the statues removed from George Sq as he finds them deeply offensive. He doesn't want Queen Victoria, he instead wants people who represent Glasgow now. Presumably folk like Janey Godley or Hardeep Singh Kholi are more to his liking.

This SNP Glasgow Councillor idiot wants the statues removed from George Sq as he finds them deeply offensive. He doesn't want Queen Victoria, he instead wants people who represent Glasgow now. Presumably folk like Janey Godley or Hardeep Singh Kholi are more to his liking.

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Tonight's Glasgow Council Planning Department meeting was a cracker. Councillor Hanif Raja decided to go to the toilet in the middle of the meeting with his camera still running. 🙈

Tonight's Glasgow Council Planning Department meeting was a cracker. Councillor Hanif Raja decided to go to the toilet in the middle of the meeting with his camera still running. 🙈

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Dorothy Bain was all over the place in Parliament — nervous, evasive, and utterly unconvincing over the Swinney tip-off. Scotland’s top lawyer? Embarrassing.

Dorothy Bain was all over the place in Parliament — nervous, evasive, and utterly unconvincing over the Swinney tip-off. Scotland’s top lawyer? Embarrassing.

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Compelling viewing from Holyrood yesterday. John Swinney must've needed hospital treatment after this mauling from Russell Findlay. 😂😂😂😂😂

Compelling viewing from Holyrood yesterday. John Swinney must've needed hospital treatment after this mauling from Russell Findlay. 😂😂😂😂😂

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The best takedown of Humza Yousaf you will ever see. Well said Patrick Christys. 👏👏👏

The best takedown of Humza Yousaf you will ever see. Well said Patrick Christys. 👏👏👏

349,387 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Possibly the cringiest thing you will see this year. Taylor Grift asking John Swinney some scripted questions. 🙈

Possibly the cringiest thing you will see this year. Taylor Grift asking John Swinney some scripted questions. 🙈

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This fine young gentleman seems to have upset all the right people! 😃👍

This fine young gentleman seems to have upset all the right people! 😃👍

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Absolutely hilarious and totally true! 😂😂😂😂😂

Absolutely hilarious and totally true! 😂😂😂😂😂

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Humza Yousaf: "Peter Murrell is a proven winner"! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Humza Yousaf: "Peter Murrell is a proven winner"! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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OOFT! Poor John Swinney must have felt he had gone 15 rounds with Mike Tyson after this monstering from Colin McKay. 👊💥😂

OOFT! Poor John Swinney must have felt he had gone 15 rounds with Mike Tyson after this monstering from Colin McKay. 👊💥😂

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"It's not that I don't know it, I don't have the figure with me today" 🙈 Another clueless SNP drone.

"It's not that I don't know it, I don't have the figure with me today" 🙈 Another clueless SNP drone.

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Beachball hater Shirley Manson and her band Garbage had a nice surprise at their Brisbane concert... 😂😂😂😂😂

Beachball hater Shirley Manson and her band Garbage had a nice surprise at their Brisbane concert... 😂😂😂😂😂

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As The City of Edinburgh Council are quick at removing Saltires and union flags from lampposts, why are they not removing these Palestinian versions festooned all around Picardy Place and up and down the length of Leith Walk?

As The City of Edinburgh Council are quick at removing Saltires and union flags from lampposts, why are they not removing these Palestinian versions festooned all around Picardy Place and up and down the length of Leith Walk?

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The Sturgeon family never miss an opportunity to make some cash. Nicola's sister has a one night stand and turns it into a business opportunity! 🙈

The Sturgeon family never miss an opportunity to make some cash. Nicola's sister has a one night stand and turns it into a business opportunity! 🙈

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I see Iona is taking yesterday's Aberdeen defeat well. 😂😂😂😂😂

I see Iona is taking yesterday's Aberdeen defeat well. 😂😂😂😂😂

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Imagine almost earning a Darwin Award for the intellectual challenge of putting a parking cone on a statue.

Imagine almost earning a Darwin Award for the intellectual challenge of putting a parking cone on a statue.

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