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This is gaslighting women to believe that a 130-pound, moderately active woman can eat 1200 calories and maintain weight. Even with PCOS, the BMR would be reduced by 10%, putting it around 1200, and activity would create the deficit.

This is gaslighting women to believe that a 130-pound, moderately active woman can eat 1200 calories and maintain weight. Even with PCOS, the BMR would be reduced by 10%, putting it around 1200, and activity would create the deficit.

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The fact that anyone feels this confident while being the size of cattle is a societal failing

The fact that anyone feels this confident while being the size of cattle is a societal failing

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Noted PS…. You got this!!

Noted PS…. You got this!!

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Being planet shaped, needing an assistance tool to wipe yourself, and having your own gravitational pull and thinking it’s what “power feels like” shows that being a glutton makes you mentally retarded.

Being planet shaped, needing an assistance tool to wipe yourself, and having your own gravitational pull and thinking it’s what “power feels like” shows that being a glutton makes you mentally retarded.

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The Hanta virus isn’t enough. We need a meteor.

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The Hanta virus isn’t enough. We need a meteor.

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People this size did not exist outside the circus until recent history. As long as we share food and healthcare resources, society should reject those who selfishly overconsume to the point of disproportionate societal burden.

People this size did not exist outside the circus until recent history. As long as we share food and healthcare resources, society should reject those who selfishly overconsume to the point of disproportionate societal burden.

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Cooked…. society is just fuckin cooked

Cooked…. society is just fuckin cooked

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Society has lied to people for far too long into thinking 5 pounds of makeup, camera angles, filters and denial make being a glutton a good thing. For her to not see how tragically her lifestyle has hurt her is delusional.

Society has lied to people for far too long into thinking 5 pounds of makeup, camera angles, filters and denial make being a glutton a good thing. For her to not see how tragically her lifestyle has hurt her is delusional.

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The lies they tell themselves will be studied

The lies they tell themselves will be studied

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The word “curvy” has lost all meaning in society

The word “curvy” has lost all meaning in society

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Acting as if you think you’re attractive after gluttonously stuffing yourself daily for decades to the point of physical deformity should seem like severe mental illness.

Acting as if you think you’re attractive after gluttonously stuffing yourself daily for decades to the point of physical deformity should seem like severe mental illness.

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Pig of the day

Pig of the day

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Please be AI, please be AI, please be AI

Please be AI, please be AI, please be AI

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Or you could just stop being a fucking slob

Or you could just stop being a fucking slob

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When you're an average-height woman who weighs more than an NFL lineman and you're proud of refusing to look at the scale, why even go to the doctor? You're increasing the shared burden while avoiding the fact that you've glutted yourself into ill health.

When you're an average-height woman who weighs more than an NFL lineman and you're proud of refusing to look at the scale, why even go to the doctor? You're increasing the shared burden while avoiding the fact that you've glutted yourself into ill health.

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If you’re underwear could be used as a sail for a boat you are not sexy no matter how you dress

If you’re underwear could be used as a sail for a boat you are not sexy no matter how you dress

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Watch this video and then tell me in the comments how you would respond.

Watch this video and then tell me in the comments how you would respond.

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Always hilarious to see people think 5 pounds of makeup and 4 filters makes them attractive.

Always hilarious to see people think 5 pounds of makeup and 4 filters makes them attractive.

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Pig of the day

Pig of the day

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We live in a Simpson’s episode

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Society is just fuckin cooked

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End stage society

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Such a good daughter

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This is actual body positivity

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