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Not appreciating the irony of hosting a show in the United States, Rosie O'Donnell kicks off her week of guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live by saying, "You know, I've been living in Ireland for the past two years because of Mango Mussolini. I read that Project 2025 and said, 'Got to get myself out of here, you know?'"

Not appreciating the irony of hosting a show in the United States, Rosie O'Donnell kicks off her week of guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live by saying, "You know, I've been living in Ireland for the past two years because of Mango Mussolini. I read that Project 2025 and said, 'Got to get myself out of here, you know?'"

315,951 просмотров • 2 дней назад

Former CNN Pentagon correspondent Barbara Starr returned to the network last night to suggest Trump's flight out of Turkey was illegal, "Because my question is this: If it was not safe for the president to be on that flight, how was it safe for the media to be on that flight and to be lied to, not to be told the truth? Yet, again, to be lied to. Because the thing is, it was the U.S. military flying the plane. The U.S. military does not put civilians unknowingly at risk. The president was gone; he wasn't being threatened anymore, presumably, but the civilians on board were still under threat, and the U.S. military under orders flew that plane. Somebody needs to tell me why that's a legal order. Because that's not what the U.S. military does."

Former CNN Pentagon correspondent Barbara Starr returned to the network last night to suggest Trump's flight out of Turkey was illegal, "Because my question is this: If it was not safe for the president to be on that flight, how was it safe for the media to be on that flight and to be lied to, not to be told the truth? Yet, again, to be lied to. Because the thing is, it was the U.S. military flying the plane. The U.S. military does not put civilians unknowingly at risk. The president was gone; he wasn't being threatened anymore, presumably, but the civilians on board were still under threat, and the U.S. military under orders flew that plane. Somebody needs to tell me why that's a legal order. Because that's not what the U.S. military does."

979,605 просмотров • 8 дней назад

Jimmy Kimmel claims "We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it" and "This is not how an adult grieves the murder of somebody he [Trump] called a friend. This is how a 4-year-old mourns a gold fish, okay."

Jimmy Kimmel claims "We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it" and "This is not how an adult grieves the murder of somebody he [Trump] called a friend. This is how a 4-year-old mourns a gold fish, okay."

15,664,638 просмотров • 11 месяцев назад

CNN did a segment on Freddy, the German soccer tourist, and sports analyst Christine Brennan claimed "I saw some conversation, Wolf and Pamela, about how the rest of the world is looking at the United States and feeling that we are—it's a foreboding image and that we are inhospitable...But how wonderful again, that sports can bring people here and show people that the United States and you know, the South is welcoming a German tourist in a way we would never have anticipated" Who is "we"?

CNN did a segment on Freddy, the German soccer tourist, and sports analyst Christine Brennan claimed "I saw some conversation, Wolf and Pamela, about how the rest of the world is looking at the United States and feeling that we are—it's a foreboding image and that we are inhospitable...But how wonderful again, that sports can bring people here and show people that the United States and you know, the South is welcoming a German tourist in a way we would never have anticipated" Who is "we"?

2,432,462 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

David Letterman tells Stephen Colbert, "I will say, and I have every right to be pissed off so I will be pissed off a little bit—because this theater, you folks wouldn’t be in this theater if it weren't for me and Stephen wouldn't be here if it weren't for me and we rebuilt this theater and then Stephen came and I look at this—it's like the Bellagio, but listen, what is wrong here?" and then says "As we all understand you can take a man's show but you can't take a man's voice, so that's the good news." (1/2)

David Letterman tells Stephen Colbert, "I will say, and I have every right to be pissed off so I will be pissed off a little bit—because this theater, you folks wouldn’t be in this theater if it weren't for me and Stephen wouldn't be here if it weren't for me and we rebuilt this theater and then Stephen came and I look at this—it's like the Bellagio, but listen, what is wrong here?" and then says "As we all understand you can take a man's show but you can't take a man's voice, so that's the good news." (1/2)

2,254,474 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

The New York Times platformed Hasan Piker on their "The Opinions" podcast to promote theft as a form of protest. The Mao fan said, "Yeah, I’m pro-piracy all the way, like, across the board. Would you pirate a car? Yes. You know, if you could." He also says he would steal from the Louvre if he could, "I think it’s cool. We’ve got to get back to cool crimes like that: bank robberies, right? Stealing priceless artifacts, things of that nature. I feel like that’s way cooler than the 7,000th new cryptocurrency scheme that people are engaging in." (1/2)

The New York Times platformed Hasan Piker on their "The Opinions" podcast to promote theft as a form of protest. The Mao fan said, "Yeah, I’m pro-piracy all the way, like, across the board. Would you pirate a car? Yes. You know, if you could." He also says he would steal from the Louvre if he could, "I think it’s cool. We’ve got to get back to cool crimes like that: bank robberies, right? Stealing priceless artifacts, things of that nature. I feel like that’s way cooler than the 7,000th new cryptocurrency scheme that people are engaging in." (1/2)

2,557,497 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

It's summer, which means its time for Anthony Anderson to guest host Jimmy Kimmel Live! and call Republicans racists. He introduces Rep. Jasmine Crockett by saying, "Our next guest continues to distinguish herself as one of the most outspoken and plainspoken members of the U.S. Congress" and then plays a montage, which includes her saying "Welcome to the Republicans’ white pride rally disguised as a congressional hearing." (1/3)

It's summer, which means its time for Anthony Anderson to guest host Jimmy Kimmel Live! and call Republicans racists. He introduces Rep. Jasmine Crockett by saying, "Our next guest continues to distinguish herself as one of the most outspoken and plainspoken members of the U.S. Congress" and then plays a montage, which includes her saying "Welcome to the Republicans’ white pride rally disguised as a congressional hearing." (1/3)

134,430 просмотров • 9 дней назад

Jon Stewart admits the DSA people are a little nuts, he just doesn't care, "generally, their crazy ideas aren’t where the energy is. The energy isn't around, like, “We shouldn't have prisons or borders.” The energy is around a belief that their economic populism...It is about strengthening a safety net for a country that has suffered too long overvaluing capital and money and undervaluing labor and work! That’s all this [bleep] is." (1/2)

Jon Stewart admits the DSA people are a little nuts, he just doesn't care, "generally, their crazy ideas aren’t where the energy is. The energy isn't around, like, “We shouldn't have prisons or borders.” The energy is around a belief that their economic populism...It is about strengthening a safety net for a country that has suffered too long overvaluing capital and money and undervaluing labor and work! That’s all this [bleep] is." (1/2)

456,012 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

After saying Trump's going to hell, Jimmy Kimmel guest host Anthony Anderson says it was "dumb" that the Secret Service snuck Trump out of Turkey due to an Iranian threat "Just when you think you've heard every dumb thing there is to know about this president, he always finds a way to surprise you. Apparently, after the NATO summit last month, Trump hid inside a catering cart to sneak out of Turkey due to security threats. And let's give it up. Let's give it up to the Secret Service. Do you know how hard it is to sneak a pig out of Turkey?"

After saying Trump's going to hell, Jimmy Kimmel guest host Anthony Anderson says it was "dumb" that the Secret Service snuck Trump out of Turkey due to an Iranian threat "Just when you think you've heard every dumb thing there is to know about this president, he always finds a way to surprise you. Apparently, after the NATO summit last month, Trump hid inside a catering cart to sneak out of Turkey due to security threats. And let's give it up. Let's give it up to the Secret Service. Do you know how hard it is to sneak a pig out of Turkey?"

102,329 просмотров • 8 дней назад

After Kaitlan Collins asks him about his interview with Mao fan Hasan Piker, Donie O'Sullivan claims "what we're seeing is many young people view democratic socialism as Norway, and many European countries. They're not thinking of Soviet Russia or something like that."

After Kaitlan Collins asks him about his interview with Mao fan Hasan Piker, Donie O'Sullivan claims "what we're seeing is many young people view democratic socialism as Norway, and many European countries. They're not thinking of Soviet Russia or something like that."

207,528 просмотров • 20 дней назад

The Daily Show has its Hasan Piker moment as it promotes a new film by self-described communist Boots Riley about shoplifting that Jordan Klepper describes as "'Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure' if it were directed by Karl Marx with a bunch of Molly in the background."

The Daily Show has its Hasan Piker moment as it promotes a new film by self-described communist Boots Riley about shoplifting that Jordan Klepper describes as "'Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure' if it were directed by Karl Marx with a bunch of Molly in the background."

932,106 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

You know you want it, a late night election reaction 🧵. First, Stephen Colbert with a solemn address to camera "'I'm so grateful to be with... with you people at home, because especially in times like this, what do we most want to be? Not alone. So thanks for being here."

You know you want it, a late night election reaction 🧵. First, Stephen Colbert with a solemn address to camera "'I'm so grateful to be with... with you people at home, because especially in times like this, what do we most want to be? Not alone. So thanks for being here."

6,633,774 просмотров • 1 год назад

Seth Meyers (with the help of a Jen Psaki clip) joins Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert in not knowing about military surf and turf meals, "They spent $15 million on steak in one month. Who are you? Sterling Cooper Draper and Pryce? If you're gonna eat that much steak, you better have come up with a new campaign for lucky strike. No wonder Hegseth always looks miserable. He's 24/7 meat constipated. That's the face of a man war fighting with his colon." (1/2)

Seth Meyers (with the help of a Jen Psaki clip) joins Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert in not knowing about military surf and turf meals, "They spent $15 million on steak in one month. Who are you? Sterling Cooper Draper and Pryce? If you're gonna eat that much steak, you better have come up with a new campaign for lucky strike. No wonder Hegseth always looks miserable. He's 24/7 meat constipated. That's the face of a man war fighting with his colon." (1/2)

1,300,256 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад

David Brooks reacts to the upcoming UFC fight at the White House, "I first thought of, like, who are the artists John F. Kennedy brought to the White House? It was like W.H. Auden, Robert Frost, Jerome Robbins, Leonard Bernstein. And now we have got cage fighting. Don't anybody say America's in cultural decline." Jonathan Capehart adds "talk about degrading the culture. This is degrading the White House, degrading the people's house. And it's just unconscionable that this has happened."

David Brooks reacts to the upcoming UFC fight at the White House, "I first thought of, like, who are the artists John F. Kennedy brought to the White House? It was like W.H. Auden, Robert Frost, Jerome Robbins, Leonard Bernstein. And now we have got cage fighting. Don't anybody say America's in cultural decline." Jonathan Capehart adds "talk about degrading the culture. This is degrading the White House, degrading the people's house. And it's just unconscionable that this has happened."

431,312 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

Jimmy Kimmel guest host Rosie O'Donnell tries to again taunt Trump with her new temporary job, "I'm back in the spotlight all thanks to President Oompa J. Loompa, who is watching us this evening from inside a catering cart. You know, I couldn’t have done it without you, sweetie. You brought me back, just like you did with fascism and the measles." (1/2)

Jimmy Kimmel guest host Rosie O'Donnell tries to again taunt Trump with her new temporary job, "I'm back in the spotlight all thanks to President Oompa J. Loompa, who is watching us this evening from inside a catering cart. You know, I couldn’t have done it without you, sweetie. You brought me back, just like you did with fascism and the measles." (1/2)

13,000 просмотров • 1 день назад

Jimmy Kimmel tried to clean up his comments about Markwayne Mullin being a former plumber, but he tried to have it both ways. First he doubled down ignoring Mullin's management experience with his plumbing company "[Trump's] apple polishers are all in a tizzy because I made light of the fact that his new head of Homeland Security, Markwayne Mullin, before he was a senator, was a plumber. And now he's the head of Homeland Security. Which is not necessarily the kind of resume you might hope for, for the person in charge of protecting us from terrorism" Later, he insists it has nothing to do with plumbers and is just about his ideas, "Let me make this very clear. I'm not upset that the head of Homeland Security used to be a plumber. I'm upset that he isn't still a plumber, okay?" Then why even mention the plumber aspect?

Jimmy Kimmel tried to clean up his comments about Markwayne Mullin being a former plumber, but he tried to have it both ways. First he doubled down ignoring Mullin's management experience with his plumbing company "[Trump's] apple polishers are all in a tizzy because I made light of the fact that his new head of Homeland Security, Markwayne Mullin, before he was a senator, was a plumber. And now he's the head of Homeland Security. Which is not necessarily the kind of resume you might hope for, for the person in charge of protecting us from terrorism" Later, he insists it has nothing to do with plumbers and is just about his ideas, "Let me make this very clear. I'm not upset that the head of Homeland Security used to be a plumber. I'm upset that he isn't still a plumber, okay?" Then why even mention the plumber aspect?

900,259 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

Former ESPN talking head Pablo Torre says of the U.S. hockey women winning gold, "maybe there's the capacity for us to celebrate American dominance in a way that feels genuine as opposed to, you know, a series of lies to prop up a certain administration." Joe Scarborough adds, "I will say how hilarious that the sort of MAGA, online MAGA World were celebrating Alysa Liu's gold medal without a hint of any irony. Celebrating the immigrant" as Eugene Robinson agrees, "Oops. Yes, they you know, they're celebrating this. You know, “we're supposed to hate this, but we can't hate it because USA, USA.”

Former ESPN talking head Pablo Torre says of the U.S. hockey women winning gold, "maybe there's the capacity for us to celebrate American dominance in a way that feels genuine as opposed to, you know, a series of lies to prop up a certain administration." Joe Scarborough adds, "I will say how hilarious that the sort of MAGA, online MAGA World were celebrating Alysa Liu's gold medal without a hint of any irony. Celebrating the immigrant" as Eugene Robinson agrees, "Oops. Yes, they you know, they're celebrating this. You know, “we're supposed to hate this, but we can't hate it because USA, USA.”

1,118,323 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад

CNN's Laura Coates does not appear to see the difference between Sophie Cunningham, a female professional athlete talking about women's sports, and LeBron James smearing the country as racist, "You mentioned the juxtaposition between the need to hear from Caitlin Clark and the complete horror at the thought of LeBron James speaking up about his views as well as many others. And Laura Ingraham was one of the people who did not like the idea of people who didn't just shut up and dribble... What's your reaction to her statements now?" Jemele Hill says "Well, I would also say it is common sense that unarmed black people shouldn't be killed by the police. I would think that's not a political issue either that there shouldn't be state-sanctioned violence against black citizens. But she somehow thought that was a bridge too far and that was asking too much and that was entirely too political." (1/2)

CNN's Laura Coates does not appear to see the difference between Sophie Cunningham, a female professional athlete talking about women's sports, and LeBron James smearing the country as racist, "You mentioned the juxtaposition between the need to hear from Caitlin Clark and the complete horror at the thought of LeBron James speaking up about his views as well as many others. And Laura Ingraham was one of the people who did not like the idea of people who didn't just shut up and dribble... What's your reaction to her statements now?" Jemele Hill says "Well, I would also say it is common sense that unarmed black people shouldn't be killed by the police. I would think that's not a political issue either that there shouldn't be state-sanctioned violence against black citizens. But she somehow thought that was a bridge too far and that was asking too much and that was entirely too political." (1/2)

64,664 просмотров • 16 дней назад

The Bulwark's national correspondent, Jonathan Cohn, tells MS NOW that "This is a show trial. This is Rand Paul deeply invested in this narrative that there was a conspiracy, as Ron Johnson deeply invested in this narrative, that scientists are misleading the country. It's Donald Trump deeply invested in taking out vengeance on Fauci, who he thinks helped ruin his first term...It is an effort to get him, you know, extract vengeance on him and put him in jail."

The Bulwark's national correspondent, Jonathan Cohn, tells MS NOW that "This is a show trial. This is Rand Paul deeply invested in this narrative that there was a conspiracy, as Ron Johnson deeply invested in this narrative, that scientists are misleading the country. It's Donald Trump deeply invested in taking out vengeance on Fauci, who he thinks helped ruin his first term...It is an effort to get him, you know, extract vengeance on him and put him in jail."

65,723 просмотров • 22 дней назад

Jon Stewart knows who to blame for the government shutdown, "Who came up with this fucking fakakta, overly complex bureaucratic web of nonsense that it takes to get anything done, and I think it's very difficult when one political party that represents 75 million voters has zero say, authority, heft, and in a functioning political environment that isn't a zero-sum game, there would have been conversations up until now that took some consideration." Uh, Democrats having a say is why the government is shutdown right now. Still, Stewart continues, "Fuck you, James Madison."

Jon Stewart knows who to blame for the government shutdown, "Who came up with this fucking fakakta, overly complex bureaucratic web of nonsense that it takes to get anything done, and I think it's very difficult when one political party that represents 75 million voters has zero say, authority, heft, and in a functioning political environment that isn't a zero-sum game, there would have been conversations up until now that took some consideration." Uh, Democrats having a say is why the government is shutdown right now. Still, Stewart continues, "Fuck you, James Madison."

762,253 просмотров • 10 месяцев назад