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Hasan Piker said the fucking thing. On camera. With a microphone. On his own fucking broadcast. Then somebody called him out and he hit them with the sarcastic “I’m fucking racist, you got me.” Fine. It was a joke. Put a tiny clown fucking nose on it and call it satire. Now this fucking sentient hemorrhoid wants to threaten Scott Jennings with a defamation lawsuit because Scott talked about THE WORDS HASAN RECORDED HIMSELF SAYING. PLEASE. FUCKING. SUE. HIM. I haven’t wanted anything this badly since Diet Coke came in a fountain machine. Because apparently nobody has explained discovery to Che Guevara’s emotionally unstable Twitch moderator. Scott’s lawyers won’t need investigators. They’ll need fucking interns, caffeine and several industrial hard drives because Hasan has spent YEARS voluntarily creating the prosecution exhibit of his own personality. Imagine sitting for a deposition while a lawyer wheels in a television: “Mr. Piker, is this you?” Yes. “Is that your voice?” Yes. “Is that your channel?” Yes. “Did you broadcast this?” Yes. “And this?” Yes. “And these other 900 hours of you behaving like a fucking hostage situation with WiFi?” Objection. Overruled. Nobody hacked you. Nobody secretly recorded you. Nobody forged your voice. YOU PUT A FUCKING CAMERA IN FRONT OF YOUR OWN FACE AND DOCUMENTED THE ENTIRE CRIME SCENE OF YOUR PERSONALITY. And now you want Democrats to form a human shield around you because people keep noticing? Sue Scott Jennings. Fucking do it. Discovery would be less of a legal proceeding and more like opening the Ark of the Covenant if it were filled entirely with Twitch clips. Scott won’t have to destroy you. He’ll just press fucking play.

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