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Guys, I am pretty sure I'm joining a gym. Like, almost certain.

Guys, I am pretty sure I'm joining a gym. Like, almost certain.

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I really, really feel like this was a giant underreaction. Scarring. Truly.

I really, really feel like this was a giant underreaction. Scarring. Truly.

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Why is this so completely incomprehensible to you guys?

Why is this so completely incomprehensible to you guys?

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You guys have been doing it wrong the entire time.

You guys have been doing it wrong the entire time.

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Since many of you are aging rapidly, I thought I would share tips on spine mobility! Do more yoga. Seriously.

Since many of you are aging rapidly, I thought I would share tips on spine mobility! Do more yoga. Seriously.

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Always, always believe in your children. They can do amazing things.

Always, always believe in your children. They can do amazing things.

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There's always someone who starts their day like this and today, I hope it isn't you.

There's always someone who starts their day like this and today, I hope it isn't you.

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I am NOT down with cowboy boots that aren't pointy. Mixed on the belt.

I am NOT down with cowboy boots that aren't pointy. Mixed on the belt.

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Pay really close attention to her, um, foot work. The jeans really help accentuate it. 👇👇
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Pay really close attention to her, um, foot work. The jeans really help accentuate it. 👇👇

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4,934,881 views • 1 year ago

If you've been following me lately, you know that I talked about being Jesus-curious after Charlie Kirk's memorial. I never expected almost 2 million people to see that. Shawn and I are going to try church tomorrow. But how do you pick a church? People said to pick a good church. I don't even know what that means. I always thought that "church" was inherently good. Charlie's memorial wasn't even a week ago and it feels like ages ago at the same time. I want to feel what I felt during the music again. I want to hear someone talk about Jesus, not shame people like me for not knowing Jesus. I'm honest enough to admit that I'm afraid, I won't even lie. This is absolutely terrifying because I have avoided it for years. So how do we pick? What do we look for? How do you know you're not going to get sucked down the wrong path? What I do know is that I feel compelled to be a part of this.
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If you've been following me lately, you know that I talked about being Jesus-curious after Charlie Kirk's memorial. I never expected almost 2 million people to see that. Shawn and I are going to try church tomorrow. But how do you pick a church? People said to pick a good church. I don't even know what that means. I always thought that "church" was inherently good. Charlie's memorial wasn't even a week ago and it feels like ages ago at the same time. I want to feel what I felt during the music again. I want to hear someone talk about Jesus, not shame people like me for not knowing Jesus. I'm honest enough to admit that I'm afraid, I won't even lie. This is absolutely terrifying because I have avoided it for years. So how do we pick? What do we look for? How do you know you're not going to get sucked down the wrong path? What I do know is that I feel compelled to be a part of this.

Ash Farms

2,082,774 views • 8 months ago

It's literally mesmerizing how delicious the crust on the pizza looks.
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It's literally mesmerizing how delicious the crust on the pizza looks.

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888,209 views • 4 months ago

1. MEN - is this what peeing is actually like for you? 2. Lift the seat up, boys. 3. Of course they have a tarp on the roof.
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1. MEN - is this what peeing is actually like for you? 2. Lift the seat up, boys. 3. Of course they have a tarp on the roof.

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850,606 views • 1 year ago

As experts on drywall, do you guys think the seams are gonna hold? They appear strained.
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As experts on drywall, do you guys think the seams are gonna hold? They appear strained.

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247,500 views • 6 months ago

Mama's got pipes and it's a perfect song for right now! Love this! 👇👇
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Mama's got pipes and it's a perfect song for right now! Love this! 👇👇

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274,184 views • 8 months ago

I see comments all the time on X that men don't like women with tattoos. So if she called you and asked you to dinner, you'd say no?
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I see comments all the time on X that men don't like women with tattoos. So if she called you and asked you to dinner, you'd say no?

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319,770 views • 1 year ago

Mama's got pipes and gives zero 🦊 Love this. 👇👇
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Mama's got pipes and gives zero 🦊 Love this. 👇👇

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317,120 views • 1 year ago

This is literally the funniest thing I've seen this week. 😂😂 If your wife asks for a donkey, buy her a donkey.
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This is literally the funniest thing I've seen this week. 😂😂 If your wife asks for a donkey, buy her a donkey.

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257,827 views • 1 year ago

This video left me very, very confused. Any clarification you can provide is appreciated.
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This video left me very, very confused. Any clarification you can provide is appreciated.

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86,194 views • 8 months ago

Settles it. Hard pass.
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Settles it. Hard pass.

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71,273 views • 10 months ago

All ya'll boomers seriously used to dance to this??
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All ya'll boomers seriously used to dance to this??

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53,109 views • 10 months ago

Men, is this what talking to women actually feels like for you guys? (You have to get to 24 seconds for it to make sense. I know, that's an eternity. Stay with me.)
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Men, is this what talking to women actually feels like for you guys? (You have to get to 24 seconds for it to make sense. I know, that's an eternity. Stay with me.)

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20,490 views • 8 months ago

It's the hip motions for me. 👇
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It's the hip motions for me. 👇

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13,783 views • 1 year ago

You think you know grief? Try holding a folded flag and calling it comfort. They say “heroes,” their voices cracking with borrowed pride, while widows learn to measure time by the silence after a scream. There are women who still set out two plates, not because they forgot— because remembering hurts worse. They call it a tragedy, like it’s something that happened, not something that drips from the ceiling at night, not something that breathes beside them in bed. He made it home, but not all the way. They post flags and talk about freedom, but none of them saw the way his hands shook when the fireworks started. None of them heard what he couldn’t stop hearing. You think you know sacrifice? Go sit with the ones who survive what no one counts in the casualty reports.
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You think you know grief? Try holding a folded flag and calling it comfort. They say “heroes,” their voices cracking with borrowed pride, while widows learn to measure time by the silence after a scream. There are women who still set out two plates, not because they forgot— because remembering hurts worse. They call it a tragedy, like it’s something that happened, not something that drips from the ceiling at night, not something that breathes beside them in bed. He made it home, but not all the way. They post flags and talk about freedom, but none of them saw the way his hands shook when the fireworks started. None of them heard what he couldn’t stop hearing. You think you know sacrifice? Go sit with the ones who survive what no one counts in the casualty reports.

Ash Farms

10,342 views • 1 year ago

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