Ausarchosaur

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Biologist with Master’s degree. Vertebrate zoology and paleontology, but I’ll post about whatever.

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“Hey there! What are you?” “I’m a Parapropalaehoplophorus.” “I initially had no malicious intent towards you, but I am now going to kill you out of spite for your possession of such an egregiously long name.”

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“But he didn’t last too long. Probably because his tusks were useless for fighting.” So that’s what they thought in 1955

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When I was there, I couldn’t help but think of this stop motion scene from Dinosaur! (1985), narrated by Christopher Reeve. The museum display features Dryptosaurus while the documentary features T. rex, but they were close enough to bring this to mind.

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They nailed the “everybody gangsta until the 5 ton rhino comes in” vibe

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71,734 views • 6 months ago

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If something like this makes its way into PhP Ice Age, I think I’m going to chuckle

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61,714 views • 6 months ago

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Since The Dinosaurs is coming in two days, I’m gonna show appreciation for a dino doc I rarely talk about: Planet Dinosaur. This ending bit for one of the episodes was something I really liked.

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Got Milk? had a series of commercials from the 2000s where cavemen get attacked and killed by prehistoric animals - as a consequence of choosing unhealthy foods - in an anachronistic setting. This one was one of my favorites.

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39,014 views • 5 months ago

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When the camouflage doesn’t work

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56,502 views • 1 year ago

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I think this is the only other animated appearance of Arctotherium angustidens. If so, PhP’s will be the second one ever. From The Velvet Claw (1992).

Ausarchosaur is counting the days til PhP Ice Age

24,815 views • 7 months ago

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I’ll let Kong himself explain:

Ausarchosaur is counting the days til PhP Ice Age

26,666 views • 8 months ago

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Favorite scene from Whale Killer. May seem like an odd choice, but I like it b/c: - Mangrove forests are beautiful - Bunch of monkeys trolling a giant sea monster; illustrates the latter’s main problem - Awesome shot of monkey leaping - Shark

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27,276 views • 9 months ago

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I don’t like having to post a video that’s essentially most of a YT video anyway, but I don’t think mere screenshots do the Ceratosaurus’ screen time any justice.

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24,997 views • 9 months ago

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There’s a version of Kong that DOESN’T kill my beloved rex. Yay.

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26,804 views • 11 months ago

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Favorite scene from Land of Giants.

Ausarchosaur is counting the days til PhP Ice Age

20,947 views • 9 months ago

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Favorite scene from Sabre Tooth

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19,619 views • 9 months ago

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Just because I can I’m going to post my favorite scenes from each episode of WWB. Not sure if I’ll do it sporadically or daily. Anyway, favorite scenes from New Dawn.

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19,123 views • 9 months ago

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Favorite scene in Giant of the Skies. I know I’m biased for action-y nature scenes, but like…the presentation is peak WWD.

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“Hey there! What are you?” “I’m a Parapropalaehoplophorus.” “I initially had no malicious intent towards you, but I am now going to kill you out of spite for your possession of such an egregiously long name.”

“But he didn’t last too long. Probably because his tusks were useless for fighting.” So that’s what they thought in 1955

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When I was there, I couldn’t help but think of this stop motion scene from Dinosaur! (1985), narrated by Christopher Reeve. The museum display features Dryptosaurus while the documentary features T. rex, but they were close enough to bring this to mind.

They nailed the “everybody gangsta until the 5 ton rhino comes in” vibe

If something like this makes its way into PhP Ice Age, I think I’m going to chuckle

Since The Dinosaurs is coming in two days, I’m gonna show appreciation for a dino doc I rarely talk about: Planet Dinosaur. This ending bit for one of the episodes was something I really liked.

Got Milk? had a series of commercials from the 2000s where cavemen get attacked and killed by prehistoric animals - as a consequence of choosing unhealthy foods - in an anachronistic setting. This one was one of my favorites.

When the camouflage doesn’t work

I think this is the only other animated appearance of Arctotherium angustidens. If so, PhP’s will be the second one ever. From The Velvet Claw (1992).

I’ll let Kong himself explain:

Favorite scene from Whale Killer. May seem like an odd choice, but I like it b/c: - Mangrove forests are beautiful - Bunch of monkeys trolling a giant sea monster; illustrates the latter’s main problem - Awesome shot of monkey leaping - Shark

I don’t like having to post a video that’s essentially most of a YT video anyway, but I don’t think mere screenshots do the Ceratosaurus’ screen time any justice.

There’s a version of Kong that DOESN’T kill my beloved rex. Yay.

Favorite scene from Land of Giants.

Favorite scene from Sabre Tooth

Just because I can I’m going to post my favorite scenes from each episode of WWB. Not sure if I’ll do it sporadically or daily. Anyway, favorite scenes from New Dawn.

Favorite scene in Giant of the Skies. I know I’m biased for action-y nature scenes, but like…the presentation is peak WWD.