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Fernando Tatis Jr. homerless ritual confirmed. Tatis’ last homer was a grand slam against Israel in the WBC. Now everything makes sense. His homerless drought is some type of punishment ritual for this:

Fernando Tatis Jr. homerless ritual confirmed. Tatis’ last homer was a grand slam against Israel in the WBC. Now everything makes sense. His homerless drought is some type of punishment ritual for this:

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Still think the NFL is real? Check out: NFL is Rigged. 96 hours before Super Bowl 50 they released all the plays that happened between Broncos & Panthers, then went silent forever. #NFLfake

Still think the NFL is real? Check out: NFL is Rigged. 96 hours before Super Bowl 50 they released all the plays that happened between Broncos & Panthers, then went silent forever. #NFLfake

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One week until you all get to see more of this. Indiana was -6.5 (with the high handle flu) against Iowa. Oh and the 2H spread was -5.5. Nothing to see here by now pro shaver Fernando Mendoza safteying himself; instead of falling at the 2 with no time left. #Ncaarigged

One week until you all get to see more of this. Indiana was -6.5 (with the high handle flu) against Iowa. Oh and the 2H spread was -5.5. Nothing to see here by now pro shaver Fernando Mendoza safteying himself; instead of falling at the 2 with no time left. #Ncaarigged

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🚨RIGGED NCAA FOOTBALL TITLE COIN TOSS🚨 Miami player lost the coin toss, but motioned ‘receive’ as the Indiana guy waived his hands to defer. As if they both knew how they were starting out regardless of toss. These guys are all such actors. Watch it twice if need be

🚨RIGGED NCAA FOOTBALL TITLE COIN TOSS🚨 Miami player lost the coin toss, but motioned ‘receive’ as the Indiana guy waived his hands to defer. As if they both knew how they were starting out regardless of toss. These guys are all such actors. Watch it twice if need be

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There just weird shit going on with the Dallas Cowboys. Here’s Dak, Jerry Jones, and Brian Schottenheimer running around like a bunch of cannibal lunatics. Do these men behave like they just lost a teammate?

There just weird shit going on with the Dallas Cowboys. Here’s Dak, Jerry Jones, and Brian Schottenheimer running around like a bunch of cannibal lunatics. Do these men behave like they just lost a teammate?

2,586,092 views

Jaxson Dart returns from storyline concussion injury wearing a woman’s leather coat that mothers purchased at JC Penny in 1998, and matching lime green handbag. QB walk into the building dressed like queens.

Jaxson Dart returns from storyline concussion injury wearing a woman’s leather coat that mothers purchased at JC Penny in 1998, and matching lime green handbag. QB walk into the building dressed like queens.

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The NFL overdid it with the ‘Madden-ing’ stuff today. Like, I get it. But what’s with this Christ-like worship of Madden? Here’s Jason Garrett making up a story about how he froze a turkey leg from 1993 that John Madden gave him. More pro wrestling. #madden #maddening #NFLWWE

The NFL overdid it with the ‘Madden-ing’ stuff today. Like, I get it. But what’s with this Christ-like worship of Madden? Here’s Jason Garrett making up a story about how he froze a turkey leg from 1993 that John Madden gave him. More pro wrestling. #madden #maddening #NFLWWE

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Terry Bradshaw has been given the Joe Biden script and will be written out of plans soon. Literally every week they’re trying to talk football and suddenly he starts talking about pigs or hockey. We have seen this on the world stage before. #Bidenshaw #TerryBradshaw

Terry Bradshaw has been given the Joe Biden script and will be written out of plans soon. Literally every week they’re trying to talk football and suddenly he starts talking about pigs or hockey. We have seen this on the world stage before. #Bidenshaw #TerryBradshaw

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Ed Reed said what to Dominiq Ponder?

Ed Reed said what to Dominiq Ponder?

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These accounts like br_betting know the results of NFL games beforehand. And they’re here to intentionally deceive you all, and then mock you. They told the sheep the Texans would beat the bills for 60+ days in a row. You’ve been warned. #NFLrigged #Bills #Texans

These accounts like br_betting know the results of NFL games beforehand. And they’re here to intentionally deceive you all, and then mock you. They told the sheep the Texans would beat the bills for 60+ days in a row. You’ve been warned. #NFLrigged #Bills #Texans

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🚨VEGAS STRIKES AGAIN! OHIO STATE FOOTBALL FAKE MISS CHIP SHOT!🚨

🚨VEGAS STRIKES AGAIN! OHIO STATE FOOTBALL FAKE MISS CHIP SHOT!🚨

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Fernando Mendoza talks about Skull & Bones, and Yale and all the things with booker of the action Pat McAfee. This kid is a dangerous actor. I would guess a complete Patrick Bateman psychopath also. #NFLfake #mendoza

Fernando Mendoza talks about Skull & Bones, and Yale and all the things with booker of the action Pat McAfee. This kid is a dangerous actor. I would guess a complete Patrick Bateman psychopath also. #NFLfake #mendoza

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🚨PACKERS HARVEST ENERGY FOR FOUR QUARTERS TO KICK A BALL INTO LEFT FIELD AND END MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL🚨

🚨PACKERS HARVEST ENERGY FOR FOUR QUARTERS TO KICK A BALL INTO LEFT FIELD AND END MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL🚨

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🚨LOS ANGELES LAKERS LUKA DONCIC FAKES AN INJURY EARLY IN CLEVELAND TO FUCK ALL PROP BETTORS🚨 This is truly disgusting. There’s not an honest moment on the court from any of these obligatory riggers. #NBAfake

🚨LOS ANGELES LAKERS LUKA DONCIC FAKES AN INJURY EARLY IN CLEVELAND TO FUCK ALL PROP BETTORS🚨 This is truly disgusting. There’s not an honest moment on the court from any of these obligatory riggers. #NBAfake

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In the NFL bylaws they have to legally tell you about the script & that it’s ‘entertainment’. Anyone hear Mike Tirico last night? Give a listen

In the NFL bylaws they have to legally tell you about the script & that it’s ‘entertainment’. Anyone hear Mike Tirico last night? Give a listen

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Broncos actor coach said “Bo Nix broke his ankle on the second to last play of overtime.” All these guys are posting a play with 6:04 left. Here’s the second to last play.

Broncos actor coach said “Bo Nix broke his ankle on the second to last play of overtime.” All these guys are posting a play with 6:04 left. Here’s the second to last play.

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🚨NBA WARLOCK/PLAYER HANDLER JAMES GOLDSTEIN LEAKS NBA FINALS GAME 5 RESULT HOURS IN ADVANCE OF GAME 5🚨 “It’s over tonight.”

🚨NBA WARLOCK/PLAYER HANDLER JAMES GOLDSTEIN LEAKS NBA FINALS GAME 5 RESULT HOURS IN ADVANCE OF GAME 5🚨 “It’s over tonight.”

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Detroit Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown talks about the NFL being scripted and predetermined on his podcast. #Lions #WWENFL

Detroit Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown talks about the NFL being scripted and predetermined on his podcast. #Lions #WWENFL

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This is still so unbelievable to me. WWE baseball to swing a World Series. I’ve never seen such dark magic in my life.

This is still so unbelievable to me. WWE baseball to swing a World Series. I’ve never seen such dark magic in my life.

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Victor Wembanyama practices a magnet shot before game 2 of the NBA finals

Victor Wembanyama practices a magnet shot before game 2 of the NBA finals

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