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Freedom fighter. Host of The Late Show Live, @GBNEWS, Washington DC, 12am GMT / 7pm ET. Live on Sky: 512. Virgin: 604. Truth+, You Tube & GBNews App.

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Several months ago I read an article entitled "Fart walks save lives" and ever since I've been a fan of a post-prandial stroll... It is so good for the digestion and general health; it gets the blood circulating, burns calories and let's you talk through the day with your other half....(farting is optional). So tonight, after a home-cooked meal, I persuaded james to come along the river for a 40 minute walk- and-talk. It was pitch black on the towpath and we saw only 3 other people, all wearing earpods . On the way back we heard, " help! Help!"... and at first thought it was one of the many rowing coaches you hear on The Thames - even after dark. But then I saw a bicycle on its side and shouted after the voice. 20 ft below us, in the water, was a bloke who had come off his bike and fallen headlong down the banking. He had flattened some of the bushes and trees but was still very difficult to see amongst the thick foliage. James scrambled down as far as safely possible to get a better look. The chap was still in his bike helmet, waist deep in the water and thick mud but unable to get any grip at all on the sheer brick wall. James got back up and found his very long bike lock which he then dangled down to try and pull him up - while I nervously said, " please don't get pulled in too.." (eventually James said, " yes I heard you the first 3 times..."). He was too far down to pull up but was pleading with us not to call 999..."it's just so embarrassing " he said.... He sounded like he was in his 50s, well-spoken and very fed up with himself! I stayed talking to him while James ran to get a longer rope and torch from home (but also gave me the nod to call 999). I was worried that our friend might let go or try to climb out and lose his grip if he knew the lifeguard was coming so I kept him talking and asked if there was anyone else I could ring for him. He rather ruefully said no. James appeared back sprinting with the rope. But seconds after speaking to 999, the Chiswick Lifeboat appeared heroically through the dark. They scooped our water-logged Bradley wiggins up and took him down to Kew and off to hospital to get checked over. We walked his bike back to our house and hope to reunite them soon. The moral to the story is that you should never flop on the sofa after dinner when you could walk round the block. Because that article was right - fart walks do save lives! Great job Chiswick Lifeboat

Several months ago I read an article entitled "Fart walks save lives" and ever since I've been a fan of a post-prandial stroll... It is so good for the digestion and general health; it gets the blood circulating, burns calories and let's you talk through the day with your other half....(farting is optional). So tonight, after a home-cooked meal, I persuaded james to come along the river for a 40 minute walk- and-talk. It was pitch black on the towpath and we saw only 3 other people, all wearing earpods . On the way back we heard, " help! Help!"... and at first thought it was one of the many rowing coaches you hear on The Thames - even after dark. But then I saw a bicycle on its side and shouted after the voice. 20 ft below us, in the water, was a bloke who had come off his bike and fallen headlong down the banking. He had flattened some of the bushes and trees but was still very difficult to see amongst the thick foliage. James scrambled down as far as safely possible to get a better look. The chap was still in his bike helmet, waist deep in the water and thick mud but unable to get any grip at all on the sheer brick wall. James got back up and found his very long bike lock which he then dangled down to try and pull him up - while I nervously said, " please don't get pulled in too.." (eventually James said, " yes I heard you the first 3 times..."). He was too far down to pull up but was pleading with us not to call 999..."it's just so embarrassing " he said.... He sounded like he was in his 50s, well-spoken and very fed up with himself! I stayed talking to him while James ran to get a longer rope and torch from home (but also gave me the nod to call 999). I was worried that our friend might let go or try to climb out and lose his grip if he knew the lifeguard was coming so I kept him talking and asked if there was anyone else I could ring for him. He rather ruefully said no. James appeared back sprinting with the rope. But seconds after speaking to 999, the Chiswick Lifeboat appeared heroically through the dark. They scooped our water-logged Bradley wiggins up and took him down to Kew and off to hospital to get checked over. We walked his bike back to our house and hope to reunite them soon. The moral to the story is that you should never flop on the sofa after dinner when you could walk round the block. Because that article was right - fart walks do save lives! Great job Chiswick Lifeboat

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Me and my backing dancers showing no due impartiality to bad AND good dancing during a GB News weather break last night. You can see the whole celebration of #grease with Thomas Corbett-Dillon and Matthew Hurtt here. 👇

Me and my backing dancers showing no due impartiality to bad AND good dancing during a GB News weather break last night. You can see the whole celebration of #grease with Thomas Corbett-Dillon and Matthew Hurtt here. 👇

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On NEWSMAX for GB News this morning. 🇺🇸 ❤️🇬🇧

On NEWSMAX for GB News this morning. 🇺🇸 ❤️🇬🇧

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##dehaar Castle on lockdown after car drives into the front gate. DutchNews.NL

##dehaar Castle on lockdown after car drives into the front gate. DutchNews.NL

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Remember Keir Starmer banned ye from performing Wireless Festival uk?..... My daughter, Kiki, spoke out about this tokenistic but authoritarian censorship on GB News . To reward her integrity and to show that no government should ever decide what music you can listen to, I have brought her to see him perform at GelreDome tonight. Ye's current tour has broken all records in terms of attendance and revenue. This week he brought 100million euros into the Turkish economy. And our PM turned that down for the people of London so he could flippantly say he cares about Jews. The censors are NEVER THE GOOD GUYS. JNoahEntertainment

Remember Keir Starmer banned ye from performing Wireless Festival uk?..... My daughter, Kiki, spoke out about this tokenistic but authoritarian censorship on GB News . To reward her integrity and to show that no government should ever decide what music you can listen to, I have brought her to see him perform at GelreDome tonight. Ye's current tour has broken all records in terms of attendance and revenue. This week he brought 100million euros into the Turkish economy. And our PM turned that down for the people of London so he could flippantly say he cares about Jews. The censors are NEVER THE GOOD GUYS. JNoahEntertainment

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I attended two gatherings of special people in 48 hours. ✈️ One would win every time... Happy 90th birthday Dad. Happy 82nd birthday Mum. #familyfirst ❤️🎈

I attended two gatherings of special people in 48 hours. ✈️ One would win every time... Happy 90th birthday Dad. Happy 82nd birthday Mum. #familyfirst ❤️🎈

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What would YOU like GB News to ask President Donald J. Trump and Ursula von der Leyen today? #peopleschannel 🇺🇸 📺 📻 🇬🇧🎤 #Trump2025 #Scotland #potus #glasgow

What would YOU like GB News to ask President Donald J. Trump and Ursula von der Leyen today? #peopleschannel 🇺🇸 📺 📻 🇬🇧🎤 #Trump2025 #Scotland #potus #glasgow

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Several months ago I read an article entitled "Fart walks save lives" and ever since I've been a fan of a post-prandial stroll... It is so good for the digestion and general health; it gets the blood circulating, burns calories and let's you talk through the day with your other half....(farting is optional). So tonight, after a home-cooked meal, I persuaded james to come along the river for a 40 minute walk- and-talk. It was pitch black on the towpath and we saw only 3 other people, all wearing earpods . On the way back we heard, " help! Help!"... and at first thought it was one of the many rowing coaches you hear on The Thames - even after dark. But then I saw a bicycle on its side and shouted after the voice. 20 ft below us, in the water, was a bloke who had come off his bike and fallen headlong down the banking. He had flattened some of the bushes and trees but was still very difficult to see amongst the thick foliage. James scrambled down as far as safely possible to get a better look. The chap was still in his bike helmet, waist deep in the water and thick mud but unable to get any grip at all on the sheer brick wall. James got back up and found his very long bike lock which he then dangled down to try and pull him up - while I nervously said, " please don't get pulled in too.." (eventually James said, " yes I heard you the first 3 times..."). He was too far down to pull up but was pleading with us not to call 999..."it's just so embarrassing " he said.... He sounded like he was in his 50s, well-spoken and very fed up with himself! I stayed talking to him while James ran to get a longer rope and torch from home (but also gave me the nod to call 999). I was worried that our friend might let go or try to climb out and lose his grip if he knew the lifeguard was coming so I kept him talking and asked if there was anyone else I could ring for him. He rather ruefully said no. James appeared back sprinting with the rope. But seconds after speaking to 999, the Chiswick Lifeboat appeared heroically through the dark. They scooped our water-logged Bradley wiggins up and took him down to Kew and off to hospital to get checked over. We walked his bike back to our house and hope to reunite them soon. The moral to the story is that you should never flop on the sofa after dinner when you could walk round the block. Because that article was right - fart walks do save lives! Great job Chiswick Lifeboat

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