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People say the left and the right can’t agree on anything these days. But there is this one thing:

The next time the Democrats need an election autopsy, they have to hire an actual coroner.

Every war Israel has fought is a war of defense. In every war, they were attacked first.

The Treasury has plans for a $250 bill with Trump’s face on it. You can use it to buy gas.

This country does need disruption.

It turns out for pedophiles in Hollywood, "It's A Small World After All."

They say in politics, liberals are the gas pedal, and conservatives are the brakes, and I'm generally with the gas pedal, but not if we're driving off a cliff.

If Trump somehow gets Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran all to fall, he should get a Nobel Peace Prize.

According to a Swiss study, Hantavirus can survive in sperm for up to 6 years. If your sperm is more than six years old, see a doctor. You might be married.

If you don’t believe aliens are here and observing us, maybe you’re the conspiracy theorist.

My open letter to Chappell Roan:

I thought about doing this without any jokes, something I've never done here in 23 years, to impress upon people how much different I feel this issue is from any I have ever covered.

Nobody ever gets canceled for saying anything too woke.

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Twelve days ago, I had dinner with President Trump, a dinner that my friend KidRock set up because we share the belief that there has to be something better than hurling insults from 3000 miles away.

Israel has seven democratic allies left in the Senate.

The fact that this issue hasn't gained public attention is amazing.

Celebrities, I know it’s very important to you that you feel that you’re making a difference, and you are, you’re making independents vote Republican.

All wars end with negotiation, but it's hard to negotiate when the other side's bargaining position is "you all die and disappear."

Trump went out to dinner, and people started to gather around him, chanting, "You're the Hitler of our time!" He's not Hitler, and calling somebody Hitler just makes it a lot easier to justify things like assassination. Let's put that shit away.

It's amazing how an election loss, even as big as this one, still doesn't put a dent in the thinking that lost it.