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THEO VON: “Was there anybody who was immune to COVID-19?” DR. MCCULLOUGH: “There’s one adult group. You’re going to laugh.” [Theo Von listens closely for the reveal] DR. MCCULLOUGH: “Smokers… They got very mild cases. And they don’t get long COVID.” THEO VON: “Why?” MCCULLOUGH: “Because smokers maintain a level of nicotine in the bloodstream… Smoking blocks the spike protein. It’s amazing. I thought smokers were going to go down.” THEO VON: “Do you think that’s a good idea [to use nicotine patches] on a regular basis?” DR. MCCULLOUGH: “I think [it’s a good idea] if they have long COVID... Nicotine, don’t forget, is a nootropic. A nootropic is a drug that makes the brain function more effectively... It’s addictive, but it’s not harmful to the human body... Nicotine patches are perfectly safe.”
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MrBeast explains why he now ALWAYS asks for a receipt “One of the first times someone paid for my meal, I didn’t get a receipt. I asked the waiter, ‘So I’m good to go?’ They said yeah. Then the next day it’s on the front page of Reddit with the headline MrBeast didn’t tip” “But they conveniently leave out that someone else paid the bill. It’s like, one of the largest philanthropists in the world can’t afford to tip? I didn’t even get the bill. I don’t carry cash, how do you want me to tip? Do you want me to wave my hand and spawn some money? “So now if someone pays for my meal, I won’t leave until someone gives me a receipt so I can leave a tip”
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“Rich people don’t buy furniture at Ikea.” Zlatan Ibrahimović’s instant reply: “But intelligent people do.” When his wife found a house with no furniture, the broker tried to shame them. Zlatan shut it down with one perfect line. Zero filter. Maximum swagger.
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Kevin O’Leary reveals Ring founder rejecting his Shark Tank deal cost him $800,000,000 “All the Sharks passed. He wanted $600,000” “I said your valuation is crazy but I really like you so I’ll give you the $600,000 as a loan for three years. Not an outrageous interest rate but I want 2.5% of the company, some warrants and some advisor shares” “He says no. I said, you really should think about that. He said nah I’m not gonna think about it” “We’re good friends now. Every 5th of July in Nantucket we host this big lunch and he reminds me what that deal would be worth”
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Tucker Carlson just gave the most brutally honest marriage advice I’ve ever heard: Don’t say “Whatever you want, babe.” When she asks orange or pink napkins? You confidently say “Pink.” She’ll correct you to orange — then you immediately declare “Orange is perfect” like it was your idea. Same with dinner. She doesn’t want you to hand over every decision. She wants you to lead… while she still feels heard. Tucker’s line: “You’re repeating her choice back to her as a decision.” Raw. Funny. And probably true. A lot of modern relationship advice ignores how men and women actually communicate in real life. Getting this dynamic right can save years of unnecessary fights. I laughed because I’ve seen this exact dance play out. Tucker has zero filter and it’s oddly refreshing. Married or about-to-be-married people — how accurate is this in your experience?
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Shaquille O’Neal says Nike rejected him, so he wore a Nike jacket into Reebok and got his own shoe deal "i went to nike, motherfucker said you gotta play 3 years, i'm like play 3 years with what, they said we're not gonna give you your own shoe we gave it to somebody else" "then i went to reebok with a nike jacket on, they said we'll give you your own shoe, i got to control the marketing, jordan got jumpman so i made dunkman and put that on my shoe"
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Charlie Sheen reveals the cartel cut him off after he smoked over 4 pounds of cocaine in 3 weeks Charlie: "When the cartel says, 'Hey, your man is dealing. If we're supplying that kind of weight, your guy is a dealer and that's just the way it is'" "It looked like that to them, but he had to explain who their customer was and that it just wasn't something this guy would ever do" Graham: "And that was on the heels of smoking almost four and a half pounds of cocaine over three weeks" Charlie: "No, it wasn't snorting. It was smoking"
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Whitney Cummings shredded the contradictions in 25 seconds of pure fire: - “We don’t believe in gender… but we need a female president.” - “My body, my choice… unless it’s a baby that needs a hep B vaccine (which comes from butt sex or sharing needles).” - “The seas are rising because of climate change… but we live on the coast and bought beachfront property.” Logic? Nowhere to be found. 25-sec clip — savage roast of modern hypocrisy 👇 Which contradiction hits you hardest? Drop it below.
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CNN’s Kaitlan Collins Says Trump ‘Does Not Sleep’ “You never want to be on Air Force One on a trip … going to Asia or something … Trump is just always up and talking, and he'll have them go wake staff up if they're asleep because he wants to talk to them.”
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MARC ANDREESSEN: "We had meetings with the Biden admin where they told us to not even start AI companies because there's no way they'll let them succeed." JOE ROGAN: "What do you do after a meeting like that?" MARC ANDREESSEN: "You go endorse Donald Trump." LMAO
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Kai Trump reveals what it’s like having Secret Service follow her everywhere “They can’t stop anything, their sole purpose is to protect me. If other people are drinking around me and they’re underage or whatever, they can’t stop that person. All they can do, is if there’s a threat to me they’ll take me out of it” “To be honest with you, it’s really awkward going on a date and they’re like two tables behind you, it’s a little weird but I try my best not to let it bother me” “I’ve had to learn, yes they’re following me but also focus and pretend like they’re not there. For the first few months it was tough… it was not easy having someone follow you all the time” “You have to plan everything, like if you’re going out, you can’t just leave but once I was like their only job is to protect me and I just focus on my stuff, it made it so much easier”
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Dana White reveals he caught a UFC fighter match fixing 😳 “The bet monitoring system hit us up in the afternoon they said there’s some irregular shit going on with this fight there’s big bets on this kid to lose in the first round” “Our lawyer called the fighter and his lawyer and said there’s some irregular betting going on on you right now losing the first round are you hurt, do you owe anybody money” “The fight goes to the ground the kid gets his back and I’m like he’s got him in a fucking rear naked choke, I literally went in the back and called the FBI”
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SCOTT JENNINGS: "My friends would have been shocked at you trying to subvert the elected president of the US, which you did." Miles Taylor: "I proudly did." Jennings: "Yeah, some mid-level staffer, substituting his judgment for the elected president…"
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Young woman drops the most unfiltered take on what men "really" want—and it's going viral for a reason: "Men are basically all the same. They just want a nice, sweet, supportive woman. You don't even have to be that beautiful. Don't be fat, go to the gym, eat healthy, put a little makeup on—not too much. But ultimately, men want peace at home. He goes out, takes on the world, does all the hard things… and just wants to come back to food on the table, house clean, no drama." 27 seconds of brutal simplicity that either comforts or enrages people. Ladies: Do you buy this as the universal male blueprint? Men: Is she reading the room… or oversimplifying? Be honest—no judgment.
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Pewdiepie reveals how to break free from the algorithm “A lot of this is going to sound crazy but you’ve gotta hear me out, it’s a step by step process. I’m not saying you should do all of it but you should try some of it” “Step 1 is creating friction. I put all social media and attention hungry apps in a second profile and I can’t understate how much this changed my life. Those 5-6 seconds it takes to switch profiles stops me every time and makes me think, is this what I want to be doing?” “The second thing I did was self hosting. The effect that had on me is I’m not the product anymore. The things I use are mine and because they’re not free, I’m not paying with my privacy. I think the main difference is ads and news don’t reach me” “Next thing I did was disable Shorts, I like YouTube but I hate how Shorts is everywhere I can’t escape it” “Then I unfollowed everyone. You don’t have to do this, this is definitely a me thing, I just got really fed up” “Next, get a DNS blocker. You can remove ads completely, most of it won’t even reach your device” “I think you owe it to yourself to take some time today and start building your tech fence” “These tech companies don’t care about you, so you’ve got to care about yourself. The cheat code is building some friction and filtering out the noise, that’s your defence and your cure”
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Kevin Hart shares the lesson that changed his life “I got a 585 on my SAT, they give you 400 for putting your name on the paper. I guessed A,B,A,C,A,D,A... I did ABACADABA all the way down” “I didn’t care because there was a class trip that same day, I wanted to go. I was told that not taking my SAT seriously would prohibit me from furthering myself in life” “When I saw all my friends get their test scores back and they were ecstatic, everybody’s going to college, I felt like the biggest idiot in the world” “The same people I wanted to rush to go to Great Adventure with, they had taken their SAT the week before. I was the only one who didn’t prioritize so I’m the only one going to community college… I just got left behind” “Lesson learned, any opportunity given should be taken serious from this point on because if not you can find yourself feeling just like this” “I learned from it… now if I gotta take a test you best believe I’m studying for that”
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Sam Kinison was an ordained Pentecostal preacher before he became a comedian. He debuted this at Rodney Dangerfield's HBO special in 1985. He died in a car crash 7 years later aged 38. George Carlin called him "the last of the truly dangerous comedians."
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NPR: “You are not a trans person … What do you say to people who feel that in some occasions you're punching down?” CHAPPELLE: “If you're a person that … feels like you have to police comedy to get your point across, you should assess your point.”
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