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Hi Weenies!✨🌭🫶🏼 My name is Bland and I’m a de🚜! I analyze Lolcows like a psych patient. Oh…and I draw ugly things too😈✨💪🏼 Thanks for stopping by!🌭

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DSP stated that if you’re watching his stream anywhere else you are watching an illegal stream and it should be shut down IMMEDIATELY

DSP stated that if you’re watching his stream anywhere else you are watching an illegal stream and it should be shut down IMMEDIATELY

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Phil only fills up his gas tank ONCE EVERY MONTH AND A HALF….

Phil only fills up his gas tank ONCE EVERY MONTH AND A HALF….

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DSP found out he can’t save scum mega man 8 so he rage quits and says “he’s never playing it again”.🤣🤣🤣

DSP found out he can’t save scum mega man 8 so he rage quits and says “he’s never playing it again”.🤣🤣🤣

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What the hell is even that…

What the hell is even that…

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Phil is looking buffer!💪🏼

Phil is looking buffer!💪🏼

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DSP saved YouTube guise lol look how proud he is of himself lmao
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DSP saved YouTube guise lol look how proud he is of himself lmao

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28,035 views • 15 days ago

DSP says MAKE GAMES EASIER
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DSP says MAKE GAMES EASIER

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31,094 views • 1 month ago

Crimson Desert didn’t give fun NOW! Phil wants fun NOW! Aka instant gratification and yellow paint.
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Crimson Desert didn’t give fun NOW! Phil wants fun NOW! Aka instant gratification and yellow paint.

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96,957 views • 4 months ago

DSP is threatening to sue Raw Phil (again) because of legal liability for “harboring” the troll that’s freezing his chat
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DSP is threatening to sue Raw Phil (again) because of legal liability for “harboring” the troll that’s freezing his chat

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14,971 views • 16 days ago

This was a FEMALE streamer he’s calling a bitch multiple times btw😂
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This was a FEMALE streamer he’s calling a bitch multiple times btw😂

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29,538 views • 1 month ago

DSP asks the troll(s) freezing his chat “why me?” Hmmm let’s see Phil…because you cry like a little baby back bitch…SUFFAH PHIL
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DSP asks the troll(s) freezing his chat “why me?” Hmmm let’s see Phil…because you cry like a little baby back bitch…SUFFAH PHIL

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12,505 views • 17 days ago

Phil went back in the trash that he initially said Kat threw away…trolls absolutely control this dudes life😂
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Phil went back in the trash that he initially said Kat threw away…trolls absolutely control this dudes life😂

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23,437 views • 1 month ago

DSP doesn’t use “gym rat” terminology
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DSP doesn’t use “gym rat” terminology

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13,359 views • 27 days ago

Just to remind you! You can pay me $20 to name a Pokémon! Any takers?……..no?…….no??
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Just to remind you! You can pay me $20 to name a Pokémon! Any takers?……..no?…….no??

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38,637 views • 4 months ago

$100 animation…. This is the dude that refuses to go on Lolcow live because he doesn’t want to do “embarrassing content” to make money….
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$100 animation…. This is the dude that refuses to go on Lolcow live because he doesn’t want to do “embarrassing content” to make money….

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27,179 views • 2 months ago

DSP yells at audience for not telling him how to get through a room in the game😂
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DSP yells at audience for not telling him how to get through a room in the game😂

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14,423 views • 1 month ago

Wagequit coming soon??
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Wagequit coming soon??

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37,112 views • 4 months ago

DSP says “fuck that” to retirement because he loves what he does.
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DSP says “fuck that” to retirement because he loves what he does.

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25,383 views • 3 months ago

Phil will never show pictures of his food because he says food doesn’t have to be”look good” it just needs to taste good and give you the nutrients you need.
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Phil will never show pictures of his food because he says food doesn’t have to be”look good” it just needs to taste good and give you the nutrients you need.

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17,866 views • 2 months ago

THATS THE $100 ANIMATION?!?!?!?? Holy fuck that’s retarded
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THATS THE $100 ANIMATION?!?!?!?? Holy fuck that’s retarded

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28,873 views • 5 months ago

DSPs stream got age restricted from mass report, so now he can’t get any more superchats for the night LOL!
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DSPs stream got age restricted from mass report, so now he can’t get any more superchats for the night LOL!

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22,321 views • 3 months ago

“Kiss that “muscle” right there big boy!” First of all gay Second of all what????
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“Kiss that “muscle” right there big boy!” First of all gay Second of all what????

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24,780 views • 4 months ago

Phil CREATED let’s plays…
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Phil CREATED let’s plays…

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23,922 views • 4 months ago

So the marathon was a flop because Phil isn’t in control…
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So the marathon was a flop because Phil isn’t in control…

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18,935 views • 4 months ago

Phil thank GOD you’re dumb ass never became anything more than a loser on the internet because holy fuck…
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Phil thank GOD you’re dumb ass never became anything more than a loser on the internet because holy fuck…

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19,680 views • 4 months ago