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Hi Weenies!✨🌭🫶🏼 My name is Bland and I’m a de🚜! I analyze Lolcows like a psych patient. Oh…and I draw ugly things too😈✨💪🏼 Thanks for stopping by!🌭

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“I probably mog a lot of people” - DSP ‘26

“I probably mog a lot of people” - DSP ‘26

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Phil only fills up his gas tank ONCE EVERY MONTH AND A HALF….

Phil only fills up his gas tank ONCE EVERY MONTH AND A HALF….

89,607 views

DSP DOES HAVE FWENDS GUISEEE

DSP DOES HAVE FWENDS GUISEEE

16,057 views

DSP stated that if you’re watching his stream anywhere else you are watching an illegal stream and it should be shut down IMMEDIATELY

DSP stated that if you’re watching his stream anywhere else you are watching an illegal stream and it should be shut down IMMEDIATELY

15,104 views

DSP found out he can’t save scum mega man 8 so he rage quits and says “he’s never playing it again”.🤣🤣🤣

DSP found out he can’t save scum mega man 8 so he rage quits and says “he’s never playing it again”.🤣🤣🤣

10,961 views

What the hell is even that…

What the hell is even that…

12,715 views

Phil is looking buffer!💪🏼

Phil is looking buffer!💪🏼

11,881 views

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DSP is getting pretty unhinged with the begging/demanding tonight….

DSP is getting pretty unhinged with the begging/demanding tonight….

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19,980 views • 5 days ago

Tonight DSP isn’t even begging, he’s straight demanding.

Tonight DSP isn’t even begging, he’s straight demanding.

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17,234 views • 5 days ago

Kat got mad at Phil for being on stream too late last night ripping packs. So now it’s the dents faults for supporting too late in the night! New rule…STREAM ENDS AT 10 period. Also support earlier in the stream.

Kat got mad at Phil for being on stream too late last night ripping packs. So now it’s the dents faults for supporting too late in the night! New rule…STREAM ENDS AT 10 period. Also support earlier in the stream.

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34,788 views • 16 days ago

So DSP STILL thinks a rainy day fund is money you save so you can spend on a day it rains out😂

So DSP STILL thinks a rainy day fund is money you save so you can spend on a day it rains out😂

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67,857 views • 1 month ago

DSP attempts to retcon the water bottle spilling on him and he blames it on the bottle not himself….again…even at 46 he still believes he’s justified 😂

DSP attempts to retcon the water bottle spilling on him and he blames it on the bottle not himself….again…even at 46 he still believes he’s justified 😂

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58,301 views • 1 month ago

GOD PACK PHIL (totally raw and normal reaction to getting a god pack)

GOD PACK PHIL (totally raw and normal reaction to getting a god pack)

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65,963 views • 2 months ago

DSP says that the only reason there are entire podcasts about him is so they can LIE about him! Hmmm could this be in light of the recent lady found in his YouTube recommendations???

DSP says that the only reason there are entire podcasts about him is so they can LIE about him! Hmmm could this be in light of the recent lady found in his YouTube recommendations???

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20,454 views • 17 days ago

DSP gets EMBARRASSED and turns bright red reacting to his grease down the toilet clip

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DSP gets EMBARRASSED and turns bright red reacting to his grease down the toilet clip

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38,992 views • 1 month ago

DSP calls Onimusha “repetitive slop” and says he’s 44 years old and can’t afford to waste time on this game anymore.

DSP calls Onimusha “repetitive slop” and says he’s 44 years old and can’t afford to waste time on this game anymore.

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16,570 views • 19 days ago

Phil scolds 220 and outright says he probably has “chibi lolli p**n” playing.

Phil scolds 220 and outright says he probably has “chibi lolli p**n” playing.

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16,735 views • 21 days ago

Crimson Desert didn’t give fun NOW! Phil wants fun NOW! Aka instant gratification and yellow paint.

Crimson Desert didn’t give fun NOW! Phil wants fun NOW! Aka instant gratification and yellow paint.

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97,185 views • 7 months ago

DSP says people “legit watch this idiot every day” talking about the burnt peanut. People legit watch YOU everyday you actual num nut…

DSP says people “legit watch this idiot every day” talking about the burnt peanut. People legit watch YOU everyday you actual num nut…

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24,944 views • 1 month ago

Somone tells DSP he’s wasting money on cards and Phil gets upsetty spaghetti

Somone tells DSP he’s wasting money on cards and Phil gets upsetty spaghetti

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28,462 views • 1 month ago

DSP tells the Kino fans to let Kino fuck them in the ass if you love them so much.

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DSP tells the Kino fans to let Kino fuck them in the ass if you love them so much.

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26,764 views • 2 months ago

DSP says he’s going to publicly humiliate and ban people that make fun of him next time he plays marvel tokon.

DSP says he’s going to publicly humiliate and ban people that make fun of him next time he plays marvel tokon.

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21,515 views • 2 months ago

“DSP you shouldn’t get so triggered of people saying your god pack was fake if it was real.” DSP:

“DSP you shouldn’t get so triggered of people saying your god pack was fake if it was real.” DSP:

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17,371 views • 1 month ago

DSP saved YouTube guise lol look how proud he is of himself lmao

DSP saved YouTube guise lol look how proud he is of himself lmao

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28,357 views • 3 months ago

DSP says MAKE GAMES EASIER

DSP says MAKE GAMES EASIER

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31,269 views • 4 months ago

DSPs PC bricked and YOU NEED TO HELP HIM FIX IT!!!

DSPs PC bricked and YOU NEED TO HELP HIM FIX IT!!!

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22,257 views • 2 months ago

DSP angrily demands his audience to pay attention to him and give him the feedback he asked them for.

DSP angrily demands his audience to pay attention to him and give him the feedback he asked them for.

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11,352 views • 1 month ago