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Hi Weenies!✨🌭🫶🏼 My name is Bland and I’m a de🚜! I analyze Lolcows like a psych patient. Oh…and I draw ugly things too😈✨💪🏼 Thanks for stopping by!🌭

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Phil only fills up his gas tank ONCE EVERY MONTH AND A HALF….

Phil only fills up his gas tank ONCE EVERY MONTH AND A HALF….

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DSP found out he can’t save scum mega man 8 so he rage quits and says “he’s never playing it again”.🤣🤣🤣

DSP found out he can’t save scum mega man 8 so he rage quits and says “he’s never playing it again”.🤣🤣🤣

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Phil is looking buffer!💪🏼

Phil is looking buffer!💪🏼

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Crimson Desert didn’t give fun NOW! Phil wants fun NOW! Aka instant gratification and yellow paint.
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Crimson Desert didn’t give fun NOW! Phil wants fun NOW! Aka instant gratification and yellow paint.

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96,957 views • 2 months ago

$100 animation…. This is the dude that refuses to go on Lolcow live because he doesn’t want to do “embarrassing content” to make money….
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$100 animation…. This is the dude that refuses to go on Lolcow live because he doesn’t want to do “embarrassing content” to make money….

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26,963 views • 1 month ago

Just to remind you! You can pay me $20 to name a Pokémon! Any takers?……..no?…….no??
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Just to remind you! You can pay me $20 to name a Pokémon! Any takers?……..no?…….no??

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38,637 views • 2 months ago

Phil will never show pictures of his food because he says food doesn’t have to be”look good” it just needs to taste good and give you the nutrients you need.
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Phil will never show pictures of his food because he says food doesn’t have to be”look good” it just needs to taste good and give you the nutrients you need.

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17,866 views • 1 month ago

Wagequit coming soon??
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Wagequit coming soon??

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37,112 views • 3 months ago

DSP says “fuck that” to retirement because he loves what he does.
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DSP says “fuck that” to retirement because he loves what he does.

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24,874 views • 1 month ago

DSPs stream got age restricted from mass report, so now he can’t get any more superchats for the night LOL!
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DSPs stream got age restricted from mass report, so now he can’t get any more superchats for the night LOL!

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22,321 views • 2 months ago

Phil CREATED let’s plays…
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Phil CREATED let’s plays…

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23,922 views • 2 months ago

“Kiss that “muscle” right there big boy!” First of all gay Second of all what????
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“Kiss that “muscle” right there big boy!” First of all gay Second of all what????

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24,780 views • 3 months ago

THATS THE $100 ANIMATION?!?!?!?? Holy fuck that’s retarded
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THATS THE $100 ANIMATION?!?!?!?? Holy fuck that’s retarded

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28,873 views • 3 months ago

So the marathon was a flop because Phil isn’t in control…
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So the marathon was a flop because Phil isn’t in control…

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18,935 views • 3 months ago

Phil thank GOD you’re dumb ass never became anything more than a loser on the internet because holy fuck…
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Phil thank GOD you’re dumb ass never became anything more than a loser on the internet because holy fuck…

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19,593 views • 3 months ago

Okay…who leaked some crazy shit on Phil…
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Okay…who leaked some crazy shit on Phil…

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22,266 views • 4 months ago

Oh the begging is in full force LOL
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Oh the begging is in full force LOL

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15,796 views • 3 months ago

He’s been needing to get this out for a while lol
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He’s been needing to get this out for a while lol

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11,785 views • 2 months ago

DSP would out do all other detractors if he became one!
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DSP would out do all other detractors if he became one!

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11,895 views • 2 months ago

DSP gets baited into believing that Asmon wants to jump on his morning show, checks his DMs “just to be sure” and looks utterly destroyed when he confirms it’s a lie 🤣
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DSP gets baited into believing that Asmon wants to jump on his morning show, checks his DMs “just to be sure” and looks utterly destroyed when he confirms it’s a lie 🤣

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18,149 views • 4 months ago

Phil tells the story of how someone stole a cart of unpaid for groceries AND his high quality reusable grocery bags from Amazon…all because he didn’t want to push the cart from the checkout isle to get something he forgot….
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Phil tells the story of how someone stole a cart of unpaid for groceries AND his high quality reusable grocery bags from Amazon…all because he didn’t want to push the cart from the checkout isle to get something he forgot….

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14,262 views • 3 months ago

So Phil and Kat watched a “walk through” video of the Universal Studios Mario area andddd that’s enough for them to know they don’t want to go? Lmao Jesus Christ
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So Phil and Kat watched a “walk through” video of the Universal Studios Mario area andddd that’s enough for them to know they don’t want to go? Lmao Jesus Christ

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11,716 views • 2 months ago

REMATCH YOU BITCH!
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REMATCH YOU BITCH!

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15,528 views • 4 months ago