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Koreans about to get margin called on their domestic stock market at 5x earnings watching the American money roll in via IBKR

Koreans about to get margin called on their domestic stock market at 5x earnings watching the American money roll in via IBKR

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Life once you start purchasing Uranium Miners, Central Asian Banks, and South Korean Tech ADRs via an Interactive Brokers account

Life once you start purchasing Uranium Miners, Central Asian Banks, and South Korean Tech ADRs via an Interactive Brokers account

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you get back to your small, cozy, third floor town square apt, nose and cheeks stinging red from the bitter cold. your eastern european lana del rey gf prepares some hot cocoa. you open the terminal to see you're underperforming by another 1.5 points. life is truly perfect

you get back to your small, cozy, third floor town square apt, nose and cheeks stinging red from the bitter cold. your eastern european lana del rey gf prepares some hot cocoa. you open the terminal to see you're underperforming by another 1.5 points. life is truly perfect

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CITI FX Sales after absolutely hosing a pod PM on a JPY half yard because he wanted to hear her voice and inquire about her fun weekend instead of just submitting a TWAP

CITI FX Sales after absolutely hosing a pod PM on a JPY half yard because he wanted to hear her voice and inquire about her fun weekend instead of just submitting a TWAP

397,849 views

How life feels once you sprinkle Class C Mall Real Estate, Global Insurance, Kazakh Banks and Uranium, Korean Memory, Canadian Fertilizer, Japanese Publishers, and Small Cap Investment Banks into your portfolio

How life feels once you sprinkle Class C Mall Real Estate, Global Insurance, Kazakh Banks and Uranium, Korean Memory, Canadian Fertilizer, Japanese Publishers, and Small Cap Investment Banks into your portfolio

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Country roads, take me home, back when $C was 7x, where I belong, shoulda full ported, now I feel distorted, country roads, TAKE ME HOME.

Country roads, take me home, back when $C was 7x, where I belong, shoulda full ported, now I feel distorted, country roads, TAKE ME HOME.

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Life after breaking your phone addiction (what's the point of "passive income" if you live your life staring at a 6 by 2 plaque 4 hours a day)

Life after breaking your phone addiction (what's the point of "passive income" if you live your life staring at a 6 by 2 plaque 4 hours a day)

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How middle aged white women drive when they are late to a $25 Pilates class

How middle aged white women drive when they are late to a $25 Pilates class

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checking in with the fintwit accounts I know are long to see if I'm the only one buying

checking in with the fintwit accounts I know are long to see if I'm the only one buying

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Average day when you have 20% of your portfolio in memory and storage

Average day when you have 20% of your portfolio in memory and storage

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148,672 views • 23 days ago

I can't stop thinking about her

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I can't stop thinking about her

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1,153,842 views • 1 year ago

Listen to this snippet, might be missed by most, but very important.

Listen to this snippet, might be missed by most, but very important.

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43,998 views • 2 months ago

Her: "The market is only down 0.08% YTD, things must just be really calm right?" The market:

Her: "The market is only down 0.08% YTD, things must just be really calm right?" The market:

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64,502 views • 4 months ago

what life could've been like if I had the foresight to purchase snotturdcheesecoin

what life could've been like if I had the foresight to purchase snotturdcheesecoin

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36,100 views • 1 year ago

Life if I just full ported my growth basket instead of investing in banks

Life if I just full ported my growth basket instead of investing in banks

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21,948 views • 1 year ago

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