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A cool breeze drifts in from the window and ruffles your shirt, your hands tremble as you delicately get the last Marlboro Red out of the pack. An indoor smoke wouldn't hurt anyone, you say to yourself. It's 2030, 2 years after the AI Bubble blew up. Your Koyfin blasts a notification across your phone: "SKHY renamed to SKHYQ as delisting imminent, Sanjay Mehrotra in talks to raise PIK debt at 35% from Fortress, Samsung acquired for $200 Million by Constellation Software" Adobe, Intuit, and GoDaddy are now the largest companies in the world, and the S&P is nearing 15,000 as pods continue to short delisted semis and purchase E&S insurers. Laptops have dropped to $100 a piece, streets are overrun with the homeless burning discarded H200s and B300s for heat, Credo has rebranded as a Hooka Company. AI usage is strictly outlawed, San Francisco has been turned into lawless wasteland. It wasn't bombed or anything - Newsom just won another 2 elections. Nebius and Coreweave data centers were purchased by Blackstone and Apollo, and transformed into Senior Experiential Entertainment centers with Bingo and the Golf Channel on 24 7. Social security benefits have been increased 200%, and it's now illegal to sell homes at prices lower than the previous sale. Blue Owl is $100 a share, their new Senior Organ trade has made up for private credit losses. For old times sake, you open IBKR, it's been months since you logged in. 600 shares of Micron at 25 cents, 1000 SKHYQ at a penny, and $50 of cash after Constellation bought Samsung. A smirk breaks across your face and you shake your head - you light the cigarette to the gentle sound of soothing waves. "Gosh, fintwit was right".
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Life once you start purchasing Uranium Miners, Central Asian Banks, and South Korean Tech ADRs via an Interactive Brokers account
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Koreans about to get margin called on their domestic stock market at 5x earnings watching the American money roll in via IBKR
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Fintwit on a random August Sunday after being max long memory
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How the "Guilty" juror must've felt after holding the line 4 days in a row in a 10 v 1
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How life feels once you sprinkle Class C Mall Real Estate, Global Insurance, Kazakh Banks and Uranium, Korean Memory, Canadian Fertilizer, Japanese Publishers, and Small Cap Investment Banks into your portfolio
