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Former child. I ❤️ context. Expert in groundswells, toast etc. Professional lottery player. Small penis haver (and proud 👊). Cancer research UK👍

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“We can always tell” 😂😂😂

“We can always tell” 😂😂😂

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BREAKING — Former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been found after a Russian drone struck a passenger train in Poland. [Reuters]

BREAKING — Former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been found after a Russian drone struck a passenger train in Poland. [Reuters]

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This man is now a Reform councillor

This man is now a Reform councillor

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Football won 💔

Football won 💔

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Alley Cats but with Ricky Gervais as the laugher track.

Alley Cats but with Ricky Gervais as the laugher track.

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Pensioners when they have to cut their cruises from 3 a year to 2:

Pensioners when they have to cut their cruises from 3 a year to 2:

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If he loses, he can dust himself down, pick up the pieces, and go again. If he wins, we’ll see the biggest meltdown in Politics Twitter history. Whatever happens, we’re behind you, champ.

If he loses, he can dust himself down, pick up the pieces, and go again. If he wins, we’ll see the biggest meltdown in Politics Twitter history. Whatever happens, we’re behind you, champ.

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BREAKING — P&O Cruises has just announced it has entered administration.

BREAKING — P&O Cruises has just announced it has entered administration.

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Farewell Sir Keir. We won’t forget you 🫡

Farewell Sir Keir. We won’t forget you 🫡

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Young Bob — a tribute 🫡

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Young Bob — a tribute 🫡

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