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Former child. I ❤️ context. Expert in groundswells, toast etc. Professional lottery player. Small penis haver (and proud 👊). Cancer research UK👍

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“We can always tell” 😂😂😂

“We can always tell” 😂😂😂

7,754,828 views • 5 months ago

BREAKING — Former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been found after a Russian drone struck a passenger train in Poland. [Reuters]

BREAKING — Former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been found after a Russian drone struck a passenger train in Poland. [Reuters]

835,457 views • 1 month ago

This man is now a Reform councillor

This man is now a Reform councillor

742,883 views • 5 months ago

Football won 💔

Football won 💔

160,508 views • 3 months ago

Alley Cats but with Ricky Gervais as the laugher track.

Alley Cats but with Ricky Gervais as the laugher track.

122,828 views • 2 months ago

Pensioners when they have to cut their cruises from 3 a year to 2:

Pensioners when they have to cut their cruises from 3 a year to 2:

31,166 views • 29 days ago

If he loses, he can dust himself down, pick up the pieces, and go again. If he wins, we’ll see the biggest meltdown in Politics Twitter history. Whatever happens, we’re behind you, champ.

If he loses, he can dust himself down, pick up the pieces, and go again. If he wins, we’ll see the biggest meltdown in Politics Twitter history. Whatever happens, we’re behind you, champ.

19,280 views • 20 days ago

BREAKING — P&O Cruises has just announced it has entered administration.

BREAKING — P&O Cruises has just announced it has entered administration.

22,434 views • 29 days ago

Farewell Sir Keir. We won’t forget you 🫡

Farewell Sir Keir. We won’t forget you 🫡

61,377 views • 4 months ago

Young Bob — a tribute 🫡

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Young Bob — a tribute 🫡

20,083 views • 1 month ago

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