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Terribly sad to see Rachel Reeves dash off seemingly in tears during a meeting that Steve Reed, Tracy Brabin, Keir Starmer and young Dan Tomlinson attended in York. She may be distressed at finding out what Darren Jones said to Peter Mandelson about her. Let's not judge, she didn't look well.

Terribly sad to see Rachel Reeves dash off seemingly in tears during a meeting that Steve Reed, Tracy Brabin, Keir Starmer and young Dan Tomlinson attended in York. She may be distressed at finding out what Darren Jones said to Peter Mandelson about her. Let's not judge, she didn't look well.

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Breaking: The deranged UK Government has spent, drum roll, a mind-blowing £1,856,732.00 on their shitty fuel finder app. Let that sink in and feel free to share. They have seriously lost the fucking plot.

Breaking: The deranged UK Government has spent, drum roll, a mind-blowing £1,856,732.00 on their shitty fuel finder app. Let that sink in and feel free to share. They have seriously lost the fucking plot.

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Hi Hampshire Police Hampshire Police what time today will your management team be resigning? Let's hope Keir Starmer shows some concern like he did with Netflix Adolescence and ensures the video we have all seen of the dying breath of Henry Nowak gets shown in every school in the UK.

Hi Hampshire Police Hampshire Police what time today will your management team be resigning? Let's hope Keir Starmer shows some concern like he did with Netflix Adolescence and ensures the video we have all seen of the dying breath of Henry Nowak gets shown in every school in the UK.

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The bosses of UK energy companies are forced to endure the mad fucking ramblings of Ed Miliband and Rachel Reeves. The expressions on their faces tell you everything you need to know. Send them your thoughts and prayers...

The bosses of UK energy companies are forced to endure the mad fucking ramblings of Ed Miliband and Rachel Reeves. The expressions on their faces tell you everything you need to know. Send them your thoughts and prayers...

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Oi Keir Starmer I see a backbencher sat behind you during your Commons speech has, sat on his lap, a copy of Fraud which lifts the lift on Labour Together, McSweeney and yourself. Your own MPs are mocking you openly now you halfwit.

Oi Keir Starmer I see a backbencher sat behind you during your Commons speech has, sat on his lap, a copy of Fraud which lifts the lift on Labour Together, McSweeney and yourself. Your own MPs are mocking you openly now you halfwit.

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Mike Graham counts himself out as a Reform UK Manchester Mayor Candidate if Andy Burnham wins the by-election in Makerfield. Richard Tice counts Dan Wootton out as a Reform UK Mayor Candidate too....

Mike Graham counts himself out as a Reform UK Manchester Mayor Candidate if Andy Burnham wins the by-election in Makerfield. Richard Tice counts Dan Wootton out as a Reform UK Mayor Candidate too....

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In his own cryptic but beautiful way, and to stick two fingers up at Keir Starmer, King Charles, whilst addressing Congress, aligns himself firmly with right leaning political parties, expressing his annoyance at illegal immigrants who don't want to leave the UK.

In his own cryptic but beautiful way, and to stick two fingers up at Keir Starmer, King Charles, whilst addressing Congress, aligns himself firmly with right leaning political parties, expressing his annoyance at illegal immigrants who don't want to leave the UK.

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Worrying scenes from the UK as a Downing Street policemen performs what appears to be a welfare check on Keir Starmer.

Worrying scenes from the UK as a Downing Street policemen performs what appears to be a welfare check on Keir Starmer.

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Breaking: Even the Police have had enough of Keir Starmer and yes, he does the dodgy hand signal bang on cue again to let his controllers and masters know he is abiding by their orders....

Breaking: Even the Police have had enough of Keir Starmer and yes, he does the dodgy hand signal bang on cue again to let his controllers and masters know he is abiding by their orders....

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Breaking: To celebrate Keir Starmer and the UK ousting Trump and the US as the new Leader/Super Power of the World, Saudi Arabia rolls out the purple carpet Purple symbolizes the power and military strength Keir and the UK possess, by singlehandedly bringing peace and a ceasefire to the Middle East

Breaking: To celebrate Keir Starmer and the UK ousting Trump and the US as the new Leader/Super Power of the World, Saudi Arabia rolls out the purple carpet Purple symbolizes the power and military strength Keir and the UK possess, by singlehandedly bringing peace and a ceasefire to the Middle East

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For the Scott Mills conspiracy theorists who often turn out to be conspiracy rightists. It'll all come out in the wash I suppose.

For the Scott Mills conspiracy theorists who often turn out to be conspiracy rightists. It'll all come out in the wash I suppose.

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The absolute state of Keir Starmer at PMQ's, he is acting like a little supergrass snotty-nosed kid in school, clutching at his pearls telling tales on someone. Absolutely astounding people voted him in. I fear he has arrested development.

The absolute state of Keir Starmer at PMQ's, he is acting like a little supergrass snotty-nosed kid in school, clutching at his pearls telling tales on someone. Absolutely astounding people voted him in. I fear he has arrested development.

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"Walking on Sunshine" if you fucking please. If you missed it, the glorious Leader of the UK, Keir Starmer has headed to TikTok this Easter and has posted this pile of steaming horseshite. There is clearly something very wrong with him.

"Walking on Sunshine" if you fucking please. If you missed it, the glorious Leader of the UK, Keir Starmer has headed to TikTok this Easter and has posted this pile of steaming horseshite. There is clearly something very wrong with him.

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Lovely to see the crowds turn out to watch Secretary of State Heidi Alexander posing and pointing at a train. As Jimmy Savile once said, this is the age of the train. Our heroine is rocking a vibrant red poppy print dress layered over with a sensible navy blazer, together they create the ultimate power move, completing the look are some tasteful nude heels.

Lovely to see the crowds turn out to watch Secretary of State Heidi Alexander posing and pointing at a train. As Jimmy Savile once said, this is the age of the train. Our heroine is rocking a vibrant red poppy print dress layered over with a sensible navy blazer, together they create the ultimate power move, completing the look are some tasteful nude heels.

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Keir Starmer explaining how shunting off your kids early to a Breakfast Club is, wait for it, "bringing families and children together across the country". Clearly he isn't all there in the head.

Keir Starmer explaining how shunting off your kids early to a Breakfast Club is, wait for it, "bringing families and children together across the country". Clearly he isn't all there in the head.

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Got a few hundred London Black Cabbies following me, how did you all get on after Rachel Reeves rocked up at the green hut on Embankment a few months back? Hopefully you are now seeing the financial benefits of her visit, and she is taking special care of you?

Got a few hundred London Black Cabbies following me, how did you all get on after Rachel Reeves rocked up at the green hut on Embankment a few months back? Hopefully you are now seeing the financial benefits of her visit, and she is taking special care of you?

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Concluding the Committee Meeting, Ed Miliband proves he is not only the village idiot but completely and utterly, without a shadow of a doubt, barking f*cking doolally pip mad.

Concluding the Committee Meeting, Ed Miliband proves he is not only the village idiot but completely and utterly, without a shadow of a doubt, barking f*cking doolally pip mad.

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Sadly Keir Starmer is still delusional, in his interview on Sky moments ago he kept saying he is leaving with good grace, and he would have won the next election if Labour hadn't got rid of him for being shit. Remarkable.

Sadly Keir Starmer is still delusional, in his interview on Sky moments ago he kept saying he is leaving with good grace, and he would have won the next election if Labour hadn't got rid of him for being shit. Remarkable.

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The sickening moment Keir Starmer egged on by Kemi Badenoch mocked the British people and laughed in their faces, by admitting he never answered the questions put to him at PMQs. "I've answered, at least given answers"

The sickening moment Keir Starmer egged on by Kemi Badenoch mocked the British people and laughed in their faces, by admitting he never answered the questions put to him at PMQs. "I've answered, at least given answers"

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King Charles refuses to shake Yvette Cooper's greasy little paw, Donald Trump spots the danger of Queen Camilla shaking her paw and does the gentlemanly thing, and jumps in to rescue her. What a hero.

King Charles refuses to shake Yvette Cooper's greasy little paw, Donald Trump spots the danger of Queen Camilla shaking her paw and does the gentlemanly thing, and jumps in to rescue her. What a hero.

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Savvy Trevor Phillips takes the day off and leaves Wilfred Frost to hand village idiot Lisa Nandy her arse on a plate, he asks her if there are 700 vessels in the Russian Shadow Fleet how come the UK has stopped an awe-inspiring ONE of them in four years. She says that shows how serious Keir Starmer's Government is on the matter....

Savvy Trevor Phillips takes the day off and leaves Wilfred Frost to hand village idiot Lisa Nandy her arse on a plate, he asks her if there are 700 vessels in the Russian Shadow Fleet how come the UK has stopped an awe-inspiring ONE of them in four years. She says that shows how serious Keir Starmer's Government is on the matter....

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Oh this is delicious, resident Cabinet Office Minister and halfwit, Darren Jones loses his shit at Trevor Phillips when asked how the fuck is a £1.64 saving on theme park tickets for a family of 4, costing £200-£250 a good thing.

Oh this is delicious, resident Cabinet Office Minister and halfwit, Darren Jones loses his shit at Trevor Phillips when asked how the fuck is a £1.64 saving on theme park tickets for a family of 4, costing £200-£250 a good thing.

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After Keir Starmer reduced the nation to tears, explaining how Bridget Phillipson grew up in complete poverty, painting scenes of her having to shit in a bucket, bathe in the puddle and eat cat litter, a different story has come to light. An ex-neighbour, Tracey Morgan, 61, insinuates she is a lying, twisted, evil cow, stating the local council had ensured the homes she and the Phillipson family lived in were palatial. In hindsight, her body language and the look on her face in the clip, gives her game away.

After Keir Starmer reduced the nation to tears, explaining how Bridget Phillipson grew up in complete poverty, painting scenes of her having to shit in a bucket, bathe in the puddle and eat cat litter, a different story has come to light. An ex-neighbour, Tracey Morgan, 61, insinuates she is a lying, twisted, evil cow, stating the local council had ensured the homes she and the Phillipson family lived in were palatial. In hindsight, her body language and the look on her face in the clip, gives her game away.

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Back in June 1986 Timmy Mallet had his last show on Piccadilly Radio in Manchester, the presenter who followed him, James H Reeve wasn't that fond of him, his fans, or the singer from Black Lace it appears.... When radio was a tad different to what it is now.

Back in June 1986 Timmy Mallet had his last show on Piccadilly Radio in Manchester, the presenter who followed him, James H Reeve wasn't that fond of him, his fans, or the singer from Black Lace it appears.... When radio was a tad different to what it is now.

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Humiliating scenes for Dame Angela Eagle as everyone including The Speaker is now taking the piss out of how fucking gormless she is. This is what happens when Keir Starmer gives halfwits Ministerial roles....

Humiliating scenes for Dame Angela Eagle as everyone including The Speaker is now taking the piss out of how fucking gormless she is. This is what happens when Keir Starmer gives halfwits Ministerial roles....

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Terrifying scenes in the Commons Chamber as the Labour Government "fiddle things", so Andy Burnham will not face any scrutiny before taking office. Business Statement: Leader of the House

Terrifying scenes in the Commons Chamber as the Labour Government "fiddle things", so Andy Burnham will not face any scrutiny before taking office. Business Statement: Leader of the House

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"The public do not want a general election" - Steve Reed With no effort whatsoever, Trevor Phillips confirms that the fully certified fuckwit, Steve Reed the Housing Minister, is indeed a cheese, ham and an egg sandwich short of a picnic, as he questions him on the never-ending madness of the Labour Government.

"The public do not want a general election" - Steve Reed With no effort whatsoever, Trevor Phillips confirms that the fully certified fuckwit, Steve Reed the Housing Minister, is indeed a cheese, ham and an egg sandwich short of a picnic, as he questions him on the never-ending madness of the Labour Government.

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Please keep the Rees-Mogg family in your thoughts and prayers today. I know you will all be shocked, upset and outraged at Jacob's terrible, tragic news. I am not one to gossip, but my money is on the evil, twisted bastard Starmer having had a hand in it all.

Please keep the Rees-Mogg family in your thoughts and prayers today. I know you will all be shocked, upset and outraged at Jacob's terrible, tragic news. I am not one to gossip, but my money is on the evil, twisted bastard Starmer having had a hand in it all.

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Who knew the Green Party could be so homoerotic. I might don my hot pants and wiggle my elderly aching hips. You should do the same too......

Who knew the Green Party could be so homoerotic. I might don my hot pants and wiggle my elderly aching hips. You should do the same too......

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Horrifying scenes in the Commons Chamber as Alicia Kearns MP (Rutland and Stamford, Conservative) raises a Point of Order, exposing Shabana Mahmood's flat refusal to give His Majesty's Opposition briefings on the Islamic Terrorist Threat, what is Mahmood hiding and why? Shabana Mahmood MP what are you up to?

Horrifying scenes in the Commons Chamber as Alicia Kearns MP (Rutland and Stamford, Conservative) raises a Point of Order, exposing Shabana Mahmood's flat refusal to give His Majesty's Opposition briefings on the Islamic Terrorist Threat, what is Mahmood hiding and why? Shabana Mahmood MP what are you up to?

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**Car Crash Interview Alert** Camilla Tominey rips the wings and legs off Steve Reed with her teeth. He gets angry, red-faced and looks ready to run off crying. Like a fly around shit though, he did climb into bed with Keir Starmer, so he knows his days are numbered, and he may soon have to pull tricks for £5 a pop down the Dock Road to make ends meet.

Car Crash Interview Alert Camilla Tominey rips the wings and legs off Steve Reed with her teeth. He gets angry, red-faced and looks ready to run off crying. Like a fly around shit though, he did climb into bed with Keir Starmer, so he knows his days are numbered, and he may soon have to pull tricks for £5 a pop down the Dock Road to make ends meet.

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To prove she's doing a good job, and you are all wrong and the streets ARE safe, Jess Phillips takes a late night stroll in Colchester, surrounded by bodyguards and half the local police force. She doesn't spot any rapists or murderers and isn't accosted. She then visits a closed nightclub to hunt for gropers or predators and doesn't find any there either.

To prove she's doing a good job, and you are all wrong and the streets ARE safe, Jess Phillips takes a late night stroll in Colchester, surrounded by bodyguards and half the local police force. She doesn't spot any rapists or murderers and isn't accosted. She then visits a closed nightclub to hunt for gropers or predators and doesn't find any there either.

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Terribly sad to see Rachel Reeves dash off seemingly in tears during a meeting that Steve Reed, Tracy Brabin, Keir Starmer and young Dan Tomlinson attended in York. She may be distressed at finding out what Darren Jones said to Peter Mandelson about her. Let's not judge, she didn't look well.

Terribly sad to see Rachel Reeves dash off seemingly in tears during a meeting that Steve Reed, Tracy Brabin, Keir Starmer and young Dan Tomlinson attended in York. She may be distressed at finding out what Darren Jones said to Peter Mandelson about her. Let's not judge, she didn't look well.

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Breaking: Sheer panic as John Healey, fresh from parading in his thong in the South of France, tells Putin and Russia, any more fucking about with our underground cables, and he WILL deploy the Salvation Army, Cubs Scouts and Girl Guides on canoes

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Breaking: Sheer panic as John Healey, fresh from parading in his thong in the South of France, tells Putin and Russia, any more fucking about with our underground cables, and he WILL deploy the Salvation Army, Cubs Scouts and Girl Guides on canoes

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Distressing scenes from Paris, France as UK Chancellor Rachel Reeves gets barged out of the way and glared at by IMF Managing Director Kristalina Georgieva for trying to take the limelight in her ridiculous pink outfit at the G7 Energy and Finance event.

Distressing scenes from Paris, France as UK Chancellor Rachel Reeves gets barged out of the way and glared at by IMF Managing Director Kristalina Georgieva for trying to take the limelight in her ridiculous pink outfit at the G7 Energy and Finance event.

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Thick as pig shit Education Minister, Bridget Phillipson MP is wheeled out by Keir Starmer to face the wrath of Camilla Tominey What follows is TV gold, as Bridget channels her inner slug and tries to slither and bat back, which is like rubbing sandpaper on Camilla's piles

Thick as pig shit Education Minister, Bridget Phillipson MP is wheeled out by Keir Starmer to face the wrath of Camilla Tominey What follows is TV gold, as Bridget channels her inner slug and tries to slither and bat back, which is like rubbing sandpaper on Camilla's piles

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An opposition MP rises to his feet to tell Rachel Reeves to cease her ongoing spaz attacks as she is clearly not well and living in cloud-cuckoo-land. Most odd behaviour from Rachel, maybe she is pissed.

An opposition MP rises to his feet to tell Rachel Reeves to cease her ongoing spaz attacks as she is clearly not well and living in cloud-cuckoo-land. Most odd behaviour from Rachel, maybe she is pissed.

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