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Terribly sad to see Rachel Reeves dash off seemingly in tears during a meeting that Steve Reed, Tracy Brabin, Keir Starmer and young Dan Tomlinson attended in York. She may be distressed at finding out what Darren Jones said to Peter Mandelson about her. Let's not judge, she didn't look well.

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Breaking: The deranged UK Government has spent, drum roll, a mind-blowing £1,856,732.00 on their shitty fuel finder app. Let that sink in and feel free to share. They have seriously lost the fucking plot.

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Mrs Burnham looks like she has opted to dress in a curtain paired with a tablecloth, with a bouffant celebrating all that is Worzel Gummidge.

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The bosses of UK energy companies are forced to endure the mad fucking ramblings of Ed Miliband and Rachel Reeves. The expressions on their faces tell you everything you need to know. Send them your thoughts and prayers...

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Horrendous scenes as chunky transport minister Heidi Alexander takes to the reinforced stage to woo her adoring fans. Rumours are she did a striptease throwing her comfy knickers into the crowd.

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Upsetting scenes today from the Conrad St James Hotel in London, as Financial Secretary to the Treasury James Murray with a face like a slapped arse, meets senior stakeholders from across the hospitality sector. They told him they are fucked if Labour carry on.

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Dear fucking God, he is everywhere, he will appear on Homes Under the Bastard Hammer and Antiques Roadshow next. Then he'll be selling triple gusset underwear for Marks and Spencer with crackpot Dawn French.

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Oi Keir Starmer I see a backbencher sat behind you during your Commons speech has, sat on his lap, a copy of Fraud which lifts the lift on Labour Together, McSweeney and yourself. Your own MPs are mocking you openly now you halfwit.

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Hi Hampshire Police Hampshire Police what time today will your management team be resigning? Let's hope Keir Starmer shows some concern like he did with Netflix Adolescence and ensures the video we have all seen of the dying breath of Henry Nowak gets shown in every school in the UK.

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Breaking: Even the Police have had enough of Keir Starmer and yes, he does the dodgy hand signal bang on cue again to let his controllers and masters know he is abiding by their orders....

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In his own cryptic but beautiful way, and to stick two fingers up at Keir Starmer, King Charles, whilst addressing Congress, aligns himself firmly with right leaning political parties, expressing his annoyance at illegal immigrants who don't want to leave the UK.

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Halfwits Andy Burnham and Anna Turley, Minister for Border Security and Asylum leg it to Dover where Border Patrol hastily mock up a small boat using a kiddies inflatable swimming ring and a scattering of life jackets to make it look like they have just caught some illegals Sadly, their deception doesn't kid anyone as it's placed on the top of the white cliffs, you know, where small boats never get dumped What a pair of useless fake twats.

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Mike Graham counts himself out as a Reform UK Manchester Mayor Candidate if Andy Burnham wins the by-election in Makerfield. Richard Tice counts Dan Wootton out as a Reform UK Mayor Candidate too....

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Breaking: To celebrate Keir Starmer and the UK ousting Trump and the US as the new Leader/Super Power of the World, Saudi Arabia rolls out the purple carpet Purple symbolizes the power and military strength Keir and the UK possess, by singlehandedly bringing peace and a ceasefire to the Middle East

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For the Scott Mills conspiracy theorists who often turn out to be conspiracy rightists. It'll all come out in the wash I suppose.

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Worrying scenes from the UK as a Downing Street policemen performs what appears to be a welfare check on Keir Starmer.

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The absolute state of Keir Starmer at PMQ's, he is acting like a little supergrass snotty-nosed kid in school, clutching at his pearls telling tales on someone. Absolutely astounding people voted him in. I fear he has arrested development.

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"Walking on Sunshine" if you fucking please. If you missed it, the glorious Leader of the UK, Keir Starmer has headed to TikTok this Easter and has posted this pile of steaming horseshite. There is clearly something very wrong with him.

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Good news, the UK Government has rolled out convicted fraudster Louise Haigh, First Secretary of State, to calm everybody down and stop them getting their knickers in a twist over Ceuta Watch as she says it isn't an invasion it's simply lots of people crossing over a border. So you can all calm down.

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Scenes of utter repulsion as Andy Burnham follows in Keir Starmer's shitty footsteps by using little boys and girls and disabled people as props to promote his £2 bus fare cap which doesn't even take effect until next fucking year. Remarkable.

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