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Terribly sad to see Rachel Reeves dash off seemingly in tears during a meeting that Steve Reed, Tracy Brabin, Keir Starmer and young Dan Tomlinson attended in York. She may be distressed at finding out what Darren Jones said to Peter Mandelson about her. Let's not judge, she didn't look well.

Terribly sad to see Rachel Reeves dash off seemingly in tears during a meeting that Steve Reed, Tracy Brabin, Keir Starmer and young Dan Tomlinson attended in York. She may be distressed at finding out what Darren Jones said to Peter Mandelson about her. Let's not judge, she didn't look well.

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Dear fucking God, he is everywhere, he will appear on Homes Under the Bastard Hammer and Antiques Roadshow next. Then he'll be selling triple gusset underwear for Marks and Spencer with crackpot Dawn French.

Dear fucking God, he is everywhere, he will appear on Homes Under the Bastard Hammer and Antiques Roadshow next. Then he'll be selling triple gusset underwear for Marks and Spencer with crackpot Dawn French.

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Breaking: The deranged UK Government has spent, drum roll, a mind-blowing £1,856,732.00 on their shitty fuel finder app. Let that sink in and feel free to share. They have seriously lost the fucking plot.

Breaking: The deranged UK Government has spent, drum roll, a mind-blowing £1,856,732.00 on their shitty fuel finder app. Let that sink in and feel free to share. They have seriously lost the fucking plot.

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The bosses of UK energy companies are forced to endure the mad fucking ramblings of Ed Miliband and Rachel Reeves. The expressions on their faces tell you everything you need to know. Send them your thoughts and prayers...

The bosses of UK energy companies are forced to endure the mad fucking ramblings of Ed Miliband and Rachel Reeves. The expressions on their faces tell you everything you need to know. Send them your thoughts and prayers...

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Halfwits Andy Burnham and Anna Turley, Minister for Border Security and Asylum leg it to Dover where Border Patrol hastily mock up a small boat using a kiddies inflatable swimming ring and a scattering of life jackets to make it look like they have just caught some illegals Sadly, their deception doesn't kid anyone as it's placed on the top of the white cliffs, you know, where small boats never get dumped What a pair of useless fake twats.

Halfwits Andy Burnham and Anna Turley, Minister for Border Security and Asylum leg it to Dover where Border Patrol hastily mock up a small boat using a kiddies inflatable swimming ring and a scattering of life jackets to make it look like they have just caught some illegals Sadly, their deception doesn't kid anyone as it's placed on the top of the white cliffs, you know, where small boats never get dumped What a pair of useless fake twats.

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Hi Hampshire Police Hampshire Police what time today will your management team be resigning? Let's hope Keir Starmer shows some concern like he did with Netflix Adolescence and ensures the video we have all seen of the dying breath of Henry Nowak gets shown in every school in the UK.

Hi Hampshire Police Hampshire Police what time today will your management team be resigning? Let's hope Keir Starmer shows some concern like he did with Netflix Adolescence and ensures the video we have all seen of the dying breath of Henry Nowak gets shown in every school in the UK.

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Oi Keir Starmer I see a backbencher sat behind you during your Commons speech has, sat on his lap, a copy of Fraud which lifts the lift on Labour Together, McSweeney and yourself. Your own MPs are mocking you openly now you halfwit.

Oi Keir Starmer I see a backbencher sat behind you during your Commons speech has, sat on his lap, a copy of Fraud which lifts the lift on Labour Together, McSweeney and yourself. Your own MPs are mocking you openly now you halfwit.

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In his own cryptic but beautiful way, and to stick two fingers up at Keir Starmer, King Charles, whilst addressing Congress, aligns himself firmly with right leaning political parties, expressing his annoyance at illegal immigrants who don't want to leave the UK.

In his own cryptic but beautiful way, and to stick two fingers up at Keir Starmer, King Charles, whilst addressing Congress, aligns himself firmly with right leaning political parties, expressing his annoyance at illegal immigrants who don't want to leave the UK.

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Breaking: Even the Police have had enough of Keir Starmer and yes, he does the dodgy hand signal bang on cue again to let his controllers and masters know he is abiding by their orders....

Breaking: Even the Police have had enough of Keir Starmer and yes, he does the dodgy hand signal bang on cue again to let his controllers and masters know he is abiding by their orders....

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Mike Graham counts himself out as a Reform UK Manchester Mayor Candidate if Andy Burnham wins the by-election in Makerfield. Richard Tice counts Dan Wootton out as a Reform UK Mayor Candidate too....

Mike Graham counts himself out as a Reform UK Manchester Mayor Candidate if Andy Burnham wins the by-election in Makerfield. Richard Tice counts Dan Wootton out as a Reform UK Mayor Candidate too....

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Good news, the UK Government has rolled out convicted fraudster Louise Haigh, First Secretary of State, to calm everybody down and stop them getting their knickers in a twist over Ceuta Watch as she says it isn't an invasion it's simply lots of people crossing over a border. So you can all calm down.

Good news, the UK Government has rolled out convicted fraudster Louise Haigh, First Secretary of State, to calm everybody down and stop them getting their knickers in a twist over Ceuta Watch as she says it isn't an invasion it's simply lots of people crossing over a border. So you can all calm down.

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Breaking: To celebrate Keir Starmer and the UK ousting Trump and the US as the new Leader/Super Power of the World, Saudi Arabia rolls out the purple carpet Purple symbolizes the power and military strength Keir and the UK possess, by singlehandedly bringing peace and a ceasefire to the Middle East

Breaking: To celebrate Keir Starmer and the UK ousting Trump and the US as the new Leader/Super Power of the World, Saudi Arabia rolls out the purple carpet Purple symbolizes the power and military strength Keir and the UK possess, by singlehandedly bringing peace and a ceasefire to the Middle East

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Worrying scenes from the UK as a Downing Street policemen performs what appears to be a welfare check on Keir Starmer.

Worrying scenes from the UK as a Downing Street policemen performs what appears to be a welfare check on Keir Starmer.

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For the Scott Mills conspiracy theorists who often turn out to be conspiracy rightists. It'll all come out in the wash I suppose.

For the Scott Mills conspiracy theorists who often turn out to be conspiracy rightists. It'll all come out in the wash I suppose.

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The absolute state of Keir Starmer at PMQ's, he is acting like a little supergrass snotty-nosed kid in school, clutching at his pearls telling tales on someone. Absolutely astounding people voted him in. I fear he has arrested development.

The absolute state of Keir Starmer at PMQ's, he is acting like a little supergrass snotty-nosed kid in school, clutching at his pearls telling tales on someone. Absolutely astounding people voted him in. I fear he has arrested development.

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Scenes of utter repulsion as Andy Burnham follows in Keir Starmer's shitty footsteps by using little boys and girls and disabled people as props to promote his £2 bus fare cap which doesn't even take effect until next fucking year. Remarkable.

Scenes of utter repulsion as Andy Burnham follows in Keir Starmer's shitty footsteps by using little boys and girls and disabled people as props to promote his £2 bus fare cap which doesn't even take effect until next fucking year. Remarkable.

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"Walking on Sunshine" if you fucking please. If you missed it, the glorious Leader of the UK, Keir Starmer has headed to TikTok this Easter and has posted this pile of steaming horseshite. There is clearly something very wrong with him.

"Walking on Sunshine" if you fucking please. If you missed it, the glorious Leader of the UK, Keir Starmer has headed to TikTok this Easter and has posted this pile of steaming horseshite. There is clearly something very wrong with him.

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Lovely to see the crowds turn out to watch Secretary of State Heidi Alexander posing and pointing at a train. As Jimmy Savile once said, this is the age of the train. Our heroine is rocking a vibrant red poppy print dress layered over with a sensible navy blazer, together they create the ultimate power move, completing the look are some tasteful nude heels.

Lovely to see the crowds turn out to watch Secretary of State Heidi Alexander posing and pointing at a train. As Jimmy Savile once said, this is the age of the train. Our heroine is rocking a vibrant red poppy print dress layered over with a sensible navy blazer, together they create the ultimate power move, completing the look are some tasteful nude heels.

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Keir Starmer explaining how shunting off your kids early to a Breakfast Club is, wait for it, "bringing families and children together across the country". Clearly he isn't all there in the head.

Keir Starmer explaining how shunting off your kids early to a Breakfast Club is, wait for it, "bringing families and children together across the country". Clearly he isn't all there in the head.

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Got a few hundred London Black Cabbies following me, how did you all get on after Rachel Reeves rocked up at the green hut on Embankment a few months back? Hopefully you are now seeing the financial benefits of her visit, and she is taking special care of you?

Got a few hundred London Black Cabbies following me, how did you all get on after Rachel Reeves rocked up at the green hut on Embankment a few months back? Hopefully you are now seeing the financial benefits of her visit, and she is taking special care of you?

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Horrific scenes as thick as pig shit Energy Minister, Miatta Fahnbulleh, starts sweating from her lips as she is handed her arse on a plate over her batshit crazy lies.

Horrific scenes as thick as pig shit Energy Minister, Miatta Fahnbulleh, starts sweating from her lips as she is handed her arse on a plate over her batshit crazy lies.

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Watch in delight as oddball Matthew Stadlen gets his arse handed to him on a plate, about the rapey boat people, by the calm and collected Russell Quirk "Matt, Matt before you bang on about your leftie nonsense"

Watch in delight as oddball Matthew Stadlen gets his arse handed to him on a plate, about the rapey boat people, by the calm and collected Russell Quirk "Matt, Matt before you bang on about your leftie nonsense"

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King Charles refuses to shake Yvette Cooper's greasy little paw, Donald Trump spots the danger of Queen Camilla shaking her paw and does the gentlemanly thing, and jumps in to rescue her. What a hero.

King Charles refuses to shake Yvette Cooper's greasy little paw, Donald Trump spots the danger of Queen Camilla shaking her paw and does the gentlemanly thing, and jumps in to rescue her. What a hero.

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That terrible day when David suddenly died in the Big Brother House.... May he Rest In Peace.

That terrible day when David suddenly died in the Big Brother House.... May he Rest In Peace.

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Oh this is delicious, resident Cabinet Office Minister and halfwit, Darren Jones loses his shit at Trevor Phillips when asked how the fuck is a £1.64 saving on theme park tickets for a family of 4, costing £200-£250 a good thing.

Oh this is delicious, resident Cabinet Office Minister and halfwit, Darren Jones loses his shit at Trevor Phillips when asked how the fuck is a £1.64 saving on theme park tickets for a family of 4, costing £200-£250 a good thing.

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Hi Andy Burnham due to a lot of people shitting themselves, many literally, when the emergency alert landed on their mobiles, may I politely request a new sound for such alerts, perhaps this one.

Hi Andy Burnham due to a lot of people shitting themselves, many literally, when the emergency alert landed on their mobiles, may I politely request a new sound for such alerts, perhaps this one.

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Who knew the Green Party could be so homoerotic. I might don my hot pants and wiggle my elderly aching hips. You should do the same too......

Who knew the Green Party could be so homoerotic. I might don my hot pants and wiggle my elderly aching hips. You should do the same too......

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Savvy Trevor Phillips takes the day off and leaves Wilfred Frost to hand village idiot Lisa Nandy her arse on a plate, he asks her if there are 700 vessels in the Russian Shadow Fleet how come the UK has stopped an awe-inspiring ONE of them in four years. She says that shows how serious Keir Starmer's Government is on the matter....

Savvy Trevor Phillips takes the day off and leaves Wilfred Frost to hand village idiot Lisa Nandy her arse on a plate, he asks her if there are 700 vessels in the Russian Shadow Fleet how come the UK has stopped an awe-inspiring ONE of them in four years. She says that shows how serious Keir Starmer's Government is on the matter....

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Here we go, Labour MP Graeme Downie Graeme Downie MP minces onto the Camilla Tominey show to try and defend the “do not rape” leaflets He tries to deflect as they all do, and is made to look and sound an even bigger arsehole than usual

Here we go, Labour MP Graeme Downie Graeme Downie MP minces onto the Camilla Tominey show to try and defend the “do not rape” leaflets He tries to deflect as they all do, and is made to look and sound an even bigger arsehole than usual

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To prove she's doing a good job, and you are all wrong and the streets ARE safe, Jess Phillips takes a late night stroll in Colchester, surrounded by bodyguards and half the local police force. She doesn't spot any rapists or murderers and isn't accosted. She then visits a closed nightclub to hunt for gropers or predators and doesn't find any there either.

To prove she's doing a good job, and you are all wrong and the streets ARE safe, Jess Phillips takes a late night stroll in Colchester, surrounded by bodyguards and half the local police force. She doesn't spot any rapists or murderers and isn't accosted. She then visits a closed nightclub to hunt for gropers or predators and doesn't find any there either.

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Horrifying scenes in the Commons Chamber as Alicia Kearns MP (Rutland and Stamford, Conservative) raises a Point of Order, exposing Shabana Mahmood's flat refusal to give His Majesty's Opposition briefings on the Islamic Terrorist Threat, what is Mahmood hiding and why? Shabana Mahmood MP what are you up to?

Horrifying scenes in the Commons Chamber as Alicia Kearns MP (Rutland and Stamford, Conservative) raises a Point of Order, exposing Shabana Mahmood's flat refusal to give His Majesty's Opposition briefings on the Islamic Terrorist Threat, what is Mahmood hiding and why? Shabana Mahmood MP what are you up to?

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Please keep the Rees-Mogg family in your thoughts and prayers today. I know you will all be shocked, upset and outraged at Jacob's terrible, tragic news. I am not one to gossip, but my money is on the evil, twisted bastard Starmer having had a hand in it all.

Please keep the Rees-Mogg family in your thoughts and prayers today. I know you will all be shocked, upset and outraged at Jacob's terrible, tragic news. I am not one to gossip, but my money is on the evil, twisted bastard Starmer having had a hand in it all.

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My God, Bev Craig sounds and looks like Keir Starmer, listen to her "I've been really clear" blah blah "I've been really clear" blah blah.

My God, Bev Craig sounds and looks like Keir Starmer, listen to her "I've been really clear" blah blah "I've been really clear" blah blah.

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Humiliating scenes for Dame Angela Eagle as everyone including The Speaker is now taking the piss out of how fucking gormless she is. This is what happens when Keir Starmer gives halfwits Ministerial roles....

Humiliating scenes for Dame Angela Eagle as everyone including The Speaker is now taking the piss out of how fucking gormless she is. This is what happens when Keir Starmer gives halfwits Ministerial roles....

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Breaking: Sheer panic as John Healey, fresh from parading in his thong in the South of France, tells Putin and Russia, any more fucking about with our underground cables, and he WILL deploy the Salvation Army, Cubs Scouts and Girl Guides on canoes

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Breaking: Sheer panic as John Healey, fresh from parading in his thong in the South of France, tells Putin and Russia, any more fucking about with our underground cables, and he WILL deploy the Salvation Army, Cubs Scouts and Girl Guides on canoes

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"The public do not want a general election" - Steve Reed With no effort whatsoever, Trevor Phillips confirms that the fully certified fuckwit, Steve Reed the Housing Minister, is indeed a cheese, ham and an egg sandwich short of a picnic, as he questions him on the never-ending madness of the Labour Government.

"The public do not want a general election" - Steve Reed With no effort whatsoever, Trevor Phillips confirms that the fully certified fuckwit, Steve Reed the Housing Minister, is indeed a cheese, ham and an egg sandwich short of a picnic, as he questions him on the never-ending madness of the Labour Government.

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Right at the end of PMQs as everyone was darting out of the door, the Rt Hon Sir Edward Leigh MP (Gainsborough, Conservative) raised a Point of Order, on the subject of numbnuts Keir Starmer never answering a fucking question. The Speaker admits there is nowt he can do.

Right at the end of PMQs as everyone was darting out of the door, the Rt Hon Sir Edward Leigh MP (Gainsborough, Conservative) raised a Point of Order, on the subject of numbnuts Keir Starmer never answering a fucking question. The Speaker admits there is nowt he can do.

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Ed Davey, of all fucking people, at PMQs rips the arse off Keir Starmer and hands it back to the PM on a plate, slowly, eloquently and calmly regarding his love of paedo enablers. Keir Starmer screams back about austerity in a confused mad panic, almost in tears.

Ed Davey, of all fucking people, at PMQs rips the arse off Keir Starmer and hands it back to the PM on a plate, slowly, eloquently and calmly regarding his love of paedo enablers. Keir Starmer screams back about austerity in a confused mad panic, almost in tears.

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Fuming with rage and fighting back tears, knowing her days are numbered at the hands of twisted deviant Andy Burnham, unless she sleeps with him, Rachel Reeves appears in the Commons Chamber. Looking aged, haggard and like she hasn't had a good shit in weeks, she explains the impact her policies have had on household budgets. Not even the Devil would employ her now, she won't be missed.

Fuming with rage and fighting back tears, knowing her days are numbered at the hands of twisted deviant Andy Burnham, unless she sleeps with him, Rachel Reeves appears in the Commons Chamber. Looking aged, haggard and like she hasn't had a good shit in weeks, she explains the impact her policies have had on household budgets. Not even the Devil would employ her now, she won't be missed.

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Tear-jerking scenes as the people of Manchester vote in Bev Craig as Mayor to thank Labour for stopping a run on the £ and stopping markets and the economy crashing when they removed OAP's Winter Fuel Payment, explained here by high I.Q. Minister for Education, Lucy Powell.

Tear-jerking scenes as the people of Manchester vote in Bev Craig as Mayor to thank Labour for stopping a run on the £ and stopping markets and the economy crashing when they removed OAP's Winter Fuel Payment, explained here by high I.Q. Minister for Education, Lucy Powell.

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