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Terribly sad to see Rachel Reeves dash off seemingly in tears during a meeting that Steve Reed, Tracy Brabin, Keir Starmer and young Dan Tomlinson attended in York. She may be distressed at finding out what Darren Jones said to Peter Mandelson about her. Let's not judge, she didn't look well.

Terribly sad to see Rachel Reeves dash off seemingly in tears during a meeting that Steve Reed, Tracy Brabin, Keir Starmer and young Dan Tomlinson attended in York. She may be distressed at finding out what Darren Jones said to Peter Mandelson about her. Let's not judge, she didn't look well.

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Breaking: The deranged UK Government has spent, drum roll, a mind-blowing £1,856,732.00 on their shitty fuel finder app. Let that sink in and feel free to share. They have seriously lost the fucking plot.

Breaking: The deranged UK Government has spent, drum roll, a mind-blowing £1,856,732.00 on their shitty fuel finder app. Let that sink in and feel free to share. They have seriously lost the fucking plot.

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Mrs Burnham looks like she has opted to dress in a curtain paired with a tablecloth, with a bouffant celebrating all that is Worzel Gummidge.

Mrs Burnham looks like she has opted to dress in a curtain paired with a tablecloth, with a bouffant celebrating all that is Worzel Gummidge.

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The bosses of UK energy companies are forced to endure the mad fucking ramblings of Ed Miliband and Rachel Reeves. The expressions on their faces tell you everything you need to know. Send them your thoughts and prayers...

The bosses of UK energy companies are forced to endure the mad fucking ramblings of Ed Miliband and Rachel Reeves. The expressions on their faces tell you everything you need to know. Send them your thoughts and prayers...

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Horrendous scenes as chunky transport minister Heidi Alexander takes to the reinforced stage to woo her adoring fans. Rumours are she did a striptease throwing her comfy knickers into the crowd.

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Horrendous scenes as chunky transport minister Heidi Alexander takes to the reinforced stage to woo her adoring fans. Rumours are she did a striptease throwing her comfy knickers into the crowd.

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Upsetting scenes today from the Conrad St James Hotel in London, as Financial Secretary to the Treasury James Murray with a face like a slapped arse, meets senior stakeholders from across the hospitality sector. They told him they are fucked if Labour carry on.

Upsetting scenes today from the Conrad St James Hotel in London, as Financial Secretary to the Treasury James Murray with a face like a slapped arse, meets senior stakeholders from across the hospitality sector. They told him they are fucked if Labour carry on.

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Dear fucking God, he is everywhere, he will appear on Homes Under the Bastard Hammer and Antiques Roadshow next. Then he'll be selling triple gusset underwear for Marks and Spencer with crackpot Dawn French.

Dear fucking God, he is everywhere, he will appear on Homes Under the Bastard Hammer and Antiques Roadshow next. Then he'll be selling triple gusset underwear for Marks and Spencer with crackpot Dawn French.

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Oi Keir Starmer I see a backbencher sat behind you during your Commons speech has, sat on his lap, a copy of Fraud which lifts the lift on Labour Together, McSweeney and yourself. Your own MPs are mocking you openly now you halfwit.

Oi Keir Starmer I see a backbencher sat behind you during your Commons speech has, sat on his lap, a copy of Fraud which lifts the lift on Labour Together, McSweeney and yourself. Your own MPs are mocking you openly now you halfwit.

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Hi Hampshire Police Hampshire Police what time today will your management team be resigning? Let's hope Keir Starmer shows some concern like he did with Netflix Adolescence and ensures the video we have all seen of the dying breath of Henry Nowak gets shown in every school in the UK.

Hi Hampshire Police Hampshire Police what time today will your management team be resigning? Let's hope Keir Starmer shows some concern like he did with Netflix Adolescence and ensures the video we have all seen of the dying breath of Henry Nowak gets shown in every school in the UK.

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Breaking: Even the Police have had enough of Keir Starmer and yes, he does the dodgy hand signal bang on cue again to let his controllers and masters know he is abiding by their orders....

Breaking: Even the Police have had enough of Keir Starmer and yes, he does the dodgy hand signal bang on cue again to let his controllers and masters know he is abiding by their orders....

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In his own cryptic but beautiful way, and to stick two fingers up at Keir Starmer, King Charles, whilst addressing Congress, aligns himself firmly with right leaning political parties, expressing his annoyance at illegal immigrants who don't want to leave the UK.

In his own cryptic but beautiful way, and to stick two fingers up at Keir Starmer, King Charles, whilst addressing Congress, aligns himself firmly with right leaning political parties, expressing his annoyance at illegal immigrants who don't want to leave the UK.

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Halfwits Andy Burnham and Anna Turley, Minister for Border Security and Asylum leg it to Dover where Border Patrol hastily mock up a small boat using a kiddies inflatable swimming ring and a scattering of life jackets to make it look like they have just caught some illegals Sadly, their deception doesn't kid anyone as it's placed on the top of the white cliffs, you know, where small boats never get dumped What a pair of useless fake twats.

Halfwits Andy Burnham and Anna Turley, Minister for Border Security and Asylum leg it to Dover where Border Patrol hastily mock up a small boat using a kiddies inflatable swimming ring and a scattering of life jackets to make it look like they have just caught some illegals Sadly, their deception doesn't kid anyone as it's placed on the top of the white cliffs, you know, where small boats never get dumped What a pair of useless fake twats.

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Mike Graham counts himself out as a Reform UK Manchester Mayor Candidate if Andy Burnham wins the by-election in Makerfield. Richard Tice counts Dan Wootton out as a Reform UK Mayor Candidate too....

Mike Graham counts himself out as a Reform UK Manchester Mayor Candidate if Andy Burnham wins the by-election in Makerfield. Richard Tice counts Dan Wootton out as a Reform UK Mayor Candidate too....

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Breaking: To celebrate Keir Starmer and the UK ousting Trump and the US as the new Leader/Super Power of the World, Saudi Arabia rolls out the purple carpet Purple symbolizes the power and military strength Keir and the UK possess, by singlehandedly bringing peace and a ceasefire to the Middle East

Breaking: To celebrate Keir Starmer and the UK ousting Trump and the US as the new Leader/Super Power of the World, Saudi Arabia rolls out the purple carpet Purple symbolizes the power and military strength Keir and the UK possess, by singlehandedly bringing peace and a ceasefire to the Middle East

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For the Scott Mills conspiracy theorists who often turn out to be conspiracy rightists. It'll all come out in the wash I suppose.

For the Scott Mills conspiracy theorists who often turn out to be conspiracy rightists. It'll all come out in the wash I suppose.

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Worrying scenes from the UK as a Downing Street policemen performs what appears to be a welfare check on Keir Starmer.

Worrying scenes from the UK as a Downing Street policemen performs what appears to be a welfare check on Keir Starmer.

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The absolute state of Keir Starmer at PMQ's, he is acting like a little supergrass snotty-nosed kid in school, clutching at his pearls telling tales on someone. Absolutely astounding people voted him in. I fear he has arrested development.

The absolute state of Keir Starmer at PMQ's, he is acting like a little supergrass snotty-nosed kid in school, clutching at his pearls telling tales on someone. Absolutely astounding people voted him in. I fear he has arrested development.

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"Walking on Sunshine" if you fucking please. If you missed it, the glorious Leader of the UK, Keir Starmer has headed to TikTok this Easter and has posted this pile of steaming horseshite. There is clearly something very wrong with him.

"Walking on Sunshine" if you fucking please. If you missed it, the glorious Leader of the UK, Keir Starmer has headed to TikTok this Easter and has posted this pile of steaming horseshite. There is clearly something very wrong with him.

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Good news, the UK Government has rolled out convicted fraudster Louise Haigh, First Secretary of State, to calm everybody down and stop them getting their knickers in a twist over Ceuta Watch as she says it isn't an invasion it's simply lots of people crossing over a border. So you can all calm down.

Good news, the UK Government has rolled out convicted fraudster Louise Haigh, First Secretary of State, to calm everybody down and stop them getting their knickers in a twist over Ceuta Watch as she says it isn't an invasion it's simply lots of people crossing over a border. So you can all calm down.

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Scenes of utter repulsion as Andy Burnham follows in Keir Starmer's shitty footsteps by using little boys and girls and disabled people as props to promote his £2 bus fare cap which doesn't even take effect until next fucking year. Remarkable.

Scenes of utter repulsion as Andy Burnham follows in Keir Starmer's shitty footsteps by using little boys and girls and disabled people as props to promote his £2 bus fare cap which doesn't even take effect until next fucking year. Remarkable.

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My thoughts are with everyone in danger in Blackpool. Fear not the police there are fully trained for such incidents.

My thoughts are with everyone in danger in Blackpool. Fear not the police there are fully trained for such incidents.

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Breaking: (It's Bad) Point of Order: The idiot Prime Minister Andy Burnham has compromised the trial of the man accused of murdering Ann Widdecombe

Breaking: (It's Bad) Point of Order: The idiot Prime Minister Andy Burnham has compromised the trial of the man accused of murdering Ann Widdecombe

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Shocking revelations on the Mike Graham Show on UKLIVE as the ever lovely Jeff Banks reveals some shocking things about Ms Hope, that being Sagal Abdi-Wali the new MP, who Labour would have you believe is the new Mother Teresa. Viewer discretion advised.

Shocking revelations on the Mike Graham Show on UKLIVE as the ever lovely Jeff Banks reveals some shocking things about Ms Hope, that being Sagal Abdi-Wali the new MP, who Labour would have you believe is the new Mother Teresa. Viewer discretion advised.

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Mortally wounded by his Man City dodgy deals, Andy Burnham takes PMQs with Kemi Badenoch smelling blood Sat behind him, like two bags of shit are his minders, convicted fraudster, Louise Haigh and Lucy Powell, both with faces like slapped arses.

Mortally wounded by his Man City dodgy deals, Andy Burnham takes PMQs with Kemi Badenoch smelling blood Sat behind him, like two bags of shit are his minders, convicted fraudster, Louise Haigh and Lucy Powell, both with faces like slapped arses.

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57,238 次观看 • 4 天前

Oh this is delicious, watch as thick as David Lammy's toenails, Wes Streeting, get his arse handed to him on a plate over the RAF Fairford terrorist incident

Oh this is delicious, watch as thick as David Lammy's toenails, Wes Streeting, get his arse handed to him on a plate over the RAF Fairford terrorist incident

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207,550 次观看 • 20 天前

Horrific scenes as thick as pig shit Energy Minister, Miatta Fahnbulleh, starts sweating from her lips as she is handed her arse on a plate over her batshit crazy lies.

Horrific scenes as thick as pig shit Energy Minister, Miatta Fahnbulleh, starts sweating from her lips as she is handed her arse on a plate over her batshit crazy lies.

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471,151 次观看 • 1 个月前

King Charles refuses to shake Yvette Cooper's greasy little paw, Donald Trump spots the danger of Queen Camilla shaking her paw and does the gentlemanly thing, and jumps in to rescue her. What a hero.

King Charles refuses to shake Yvette Cooper's greasy little paw, Donald Trump spots the danger of Queen Camilla shaking her paw and does the gentlemanly thing, and jumps in to rescue her. What a hero.

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Lovely to see Angela Rayner getting her arse handed to her on a plate on Sky News of all fucking channels moments ago. She says Labour are getting "Weal Wesults" as she waffles on about £2 bus fares. Bless, she is such a pleb.

Lovely to see Angela Rayner getting her arse handed to her on a plate on Sky News of all fucking channels moments ago. She says Labour are getting "Weal Wesults" as she waffles on about £2 bus fares. Bless, she is such a pleb.

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Angela Rayner, sporting what looks like a new face, clomps onto the stage like a brickie in a skirt at the Labour Party Conference, and, well the rest is just pewk inducing so its up to you whether you have the stomach for it The absolute state of it.

Angela Rayner, sporting what looks like a new face, clomps onto the stage like a brickie in a skirt at the Labour Party Conference, and, well the rest is just pewk inducing so its up to you whether you have the stomach for it The absolute state of it.

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126,251 次观看 • 19 天前

Disgusting scenes in the House of Lords, as Lord Khan of Tooting coughs up phlegm when swearing allegiance to HM The King, then to insult the King, says he will swear allegiance to his "Ears" instead of saying "Heirs". Another piss take for a fallen nation.

Disgusting scenes in the House of Lords, as Lord Khan of Tooting coughs up phlegm when swearing allegiance to HM The King, then to insult the King, says he will swear allegiance to his "Ears" instead of saying "Heirs". Another piss take for a fallen nation.

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Breaking: Very disturbing scenes from the Commons Chamber moments ago as Kit Malthouse MP (Conservative) is granted a Point of Order, and asks for the Private Members' Bills: Terminally Ill Adults (End of Life) Bill: Second Reading be held in Private.....

Breaking: Very disturbing scenes from the Commons Chamber moments ago as Kit Malthouse MP (Conservative) is granted a Point of Order, and asks for the Private Members' Bills: Terminally Ill Adults (End of Life) Bill: Second Reading be held in Private.....

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Breaking: The Speaker becomes aware of a shocking scam being pulled by Bridget Phillipson, Minister for Women and Equalities to hide away and/or shift attention away from questions about the safety of little girls and women in the UK by spreading them around different departments. What a fucking monster she is.

Breaking: The Speaker becomes aware of a shocking scam being pulled by Bridget Phillipson, Minister for Women and Equalities to hide away and/or shift attention away from questions about the safety of little girls and women in the UK by spreading them around different departments. What a fucking monster she is.

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Who knew the Green Party could be so homoerotic. I might don my hot pants and wiggle my elderly aching hips. You should do the same too......

Who knew the Green Party could be so homoerotic. I might don my hot pants and wiggle my elderly aching hips. You should do the same too......

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Oh this is delicious, resident Cabinet Office Minister and halfwit, Darren Jones loses his shit at Trevor Phillips when asked how the fuck is a £1.64 saving on theme park tickets for a family of 4, costing £200-£250 a good thing.

Oh this is delicious, resident Cabinet Office Minister and halfwit, Darren Jones loses his shit at Trevor Phillips when asked how the fuck is a £1.64 saving on theme park tickets for a family of 4, costing £200-£250 a good thing.

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Watch in delight as oddball Matthew Stadlen gets his arse handed to him on a plate, about the rapey boat people, by the calm and collected Russell Quirk "Matt, Matt before you bang on about your leftie nonsense"

Watch in delight as oddball Matthew Stadlen gets his arse handed to him on a plate, about the rapey boat people, by the calm and collected Russell Quirk "Matt, Matt before you bang on about your leftie nonsense"

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With a face like a slapped arse, that gormless dead-eyed Labour look and gobby council estate attitude, Bridget Phillipson gets her arse slapped by Camilla Tominey Questions include tax rises, why John Healey hasn't slung his wretched hook and cutting benefits.

With a face like a slapped arse, that gormless dead-eyed Labour look and gobby council estate attitude, Bridget Phillipson gets her arse slapped by Camilla Tominey Questions include tax rises, why John Healey hasn't slung his wretched hook and cutting benefits.

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122,026 次观看 • 28 天前

Savvy Trevor Phillips takes the day off and leaves Wilfred Frost to hand village idiot Lisa Nandy her arse on a plate, he asks her if there are 700 vessels in the Russian Shadow Fleet how come the UK has stopped an awe-inspiring ONE of them in four years. She says that shows how serious Keir Starmer's Government is on the matter....

Savvy Trevor Phillips takes the day off and leaves Wilfred Frost to hand village idiot Lisa Nandy her arse on a plate, he asks her if there are 700 vessels in the Russian Shadow Fleet how come the UK has stopped an awe-inspiring ONE of them in four years. She says that shows how serious Keir Starmer's Government is on the matter....

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To prove she's doing a good job, and you are all wrong and the streets ARE safe, Jess Phillips takes a late night stroll in Colchester, surrounded by bodyguards and half the local police force. She doesn't spot any rapists or murderers and isn't accosted. She then visits a closed nightclub to hunt for gropers or predators and doesn't find any there either.

To prove she's doing a good job, and you are all wrong and the streets ARE safe, Jess Phillips takes a late night stroll in Colchester, surrounded by bodyguards and half the local police force. She doesn't spot any rapists or murderers and isn't accosted. She then visits a closed nightclub to hunt for gropers or predators and doesn't find any there either.

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625,064 次观看 • 6 个月前

That terrible day when David suddenly died in the Big Brother House.... May he Rest In Peace.

That terrible day when David suddenly died in the Big Brother House.... May he Rest In Peace.

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192,051 次观看 • 2 个月前

Horrifying scenes in the Commons Chamber as Alicia Kearns MP (Rutland and Stamford, Conservative) raises a Point of Order, exposing Shabana Mahmood's flat refusal to give His Majesty's Opposition briefings on the Islamic Terrorist Threat, what is Mahmood hiding and why? Shabana Mahmood MP what are you up to?

Horrifying scenes in the Commons Chamber as Alicia Kearns MP (Rutland and Stamford, Conservative) raises a Point of Order, exposing Shabana Mahmood's flat refusal to give His Majesty's Opposition briefings on the Islamic Terrorist Threat, what is Mahmood hiding and why? Shabana Mahmood MP what are you up to?

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343,103 次观看 • 4 个月前