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Shorts
>IG underwear ad >100% cotton underwear >ask if the underwear is actually 100% cotton or an elastane blend >they don’t understand >pull out an illustrated diagram explaining that polyester nukes your test levels >they laugh and say “it’s good underwear sir” >buy underwear, check fabric >it’s elastane blend