GoliathFan1952

@ByYourLogic • 280,016 subscribers

Currently: Professor of Contemporary American Stupids Studies at the Lifetime Fitness College of Stupids Sciences, NYU. Former: PLAAF, US Navy, ADX Florence

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Could you look this young man in the face and tell him he is not entitled to the dinner he catches with his mouth?

Israel: We are going to nuke the entire region to keep our illiterate Hiradi faction from openly rebelling against the state and you’re going to help us. JD:

Incredibly powerful speech, whether you agree with him or not

My message to Canada and Canadians

Videos

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this is an insane way to eat a grape. I love red pandas like anyone else, but you really see why they never invented language or vehicles or anything

I cannot say enough about how fun and exciting it was to work with Brendan James again. We had episodes that ran ~9 hours before he started editing, but time always flew by. As always, he went above and beyond in ways I’d never have even thought of. Players Club S1, out today!

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Tim: What if the officer gives you contradictory commands? Surely, you can’t j- Tim’s dad and his friends:

I wish I could be free like the people who live in Florida. I wish I could have a medical idiot from Curitiba, Brazil who has inexplicably been given power over me come to my door and struggle through sentences at the behest of a foreign lobby

2040 in the Startup Nation of the United Kingdom-two businessmen jokingly argue over who will pay for the Waymo amidst the peace and prosperity unleashed by the Starmer War over 15 years ago

This is broadly acknowledged across all human, animal, and extraterrestrial civilizations as the funniest scene ever recorded

Also from the auteur behind the latest, greatest fake plane video. I think I can safely say that this is the Orson Welles of stupids. He’s even playing the homeless guy! This is his Citizen Kane

This video has pretty much everything, all your classic seal noises. It’s really only missing the seal that says “burger” and Doudou. Though what could you really compare Doudou’s thing to? It has no name, or even a rough analog

John Fetterman saving private enterprise after doing WWE moves on his entire family and blowing his house up with a Carl Gustaf

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Layer Cake is a top 3 movie for me and I the “Ordinary World” sequence may be may favorite part. I always laugh at how Morty paralyzes this scumbag in front of 80 witnesses and then tells the world’s most risk-averse drug trafficker “Whoopsie! See ya!”

This is untrue Thomas White

This is how I see myself when I volunteer for some work-related thing that necessitates, at most, a 15 minute Zoom call and 3 follow up emails. I get done with a totally stationary task that any orangutan could perform and think "how could I ask anyone else to share this burden?"

WOW—this is a really explosive revelation from Iranian foreign minister Abbas Araghchi regarding dialogues with Marco Rubio and other Trump admin officials in the final hours of the conflict

"Mr. Dimon! What a lovely surprise. Welcome to the White House, can we get you anything?" Jamie Dimon:

Broadcasting experts consider these to be the two greatest interviews ever conducted

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hasanabi idubbbz Tuned into a random H3 podcast episode this week and I guess he’s really got sex stuff on the brain? I’ll admit that I don’t know the most about their show, but this cannot be how it usually goes

ettingermentum 7th graders: I bet your crying about AUKUS lol. gay AUKUS ahh. What do you have to say about AUKUS now?? me (doing summer school for 6th grade next year): 7th graders (now trembling and sweating): uhh guys let’s leave him alone, it’s uh…not worth it

Will 🦥 Menaker got some good ones today