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Bad shot and an even worse club throw from the biggest psycho on tour

Dirty Fuckin play from Bryce. Great guy all that bullshit. But this is a dirty fuckin play

I hate to nitpick but this 3-run moon ball is kind of a rally killer. Small ball keeps the pressure on and turns the lineup over to the better hitters. Especially this early in the game. I’d like to see Shaw be a better teammate in the future

Rate this safe call from Boog

USC is so fucked

Took us multiple locations and some friendly convincing but we finally got the Chicago Bears game in London. There’s a couple diehards here crowded around the plasma. Early consensus is that the Giants are in BIG trouble

GOOD MORNING MY FRIENDS

Death. Taxes.

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Umpire firing a ball back before Tatis even starts his full trot is so fucking big league I can’t even begin to explain how much I love it

There’s been so many Greg Maddux clips for this upcoming documentary and I shit you not this is by far the best shit you’ll hear all day

Overdue Announcements: 1. It’s good to see you 2. I got fired 3. Daylight Savings time happened 4. I started a blog 5. I am now exclusively sponsored by

The National Day 2 recap: 1. I forgot Brandon Walker has great hair. It’s spectacular 2. This event will make you call your dad and say “I Love You Dad” 3. My favorite part of the day was hanging out and catching up with Eddie. Nobody in this world makes me laugh harder

LINEUP PREVIEW WE CANNOT SUCK AGAIN WEDNESDAY SEPT 30TH CUBS AT PADRES GAME 2

Huge points here. Massive. Seltzer guys are pussies

Nobody would believe this happened if I didn’t record it. Legit 1 in a billion chance

Mitch was never this bad

"I was spending $1,000 a game" (on the Wrigley Field 50/50 raffle) - Big Cat Absolutely preposterous stories this week on the MMCS. Full links below

EVERY SINGLE TIME

A Barstool Carl Original: “Caleb Williams is the Guy”

A long story about my friend, his dad, and why baseball means so much to me (presented as a lineup preview Friday August 7th)

If you don’t watch the Cubs every night then this is a spectacular play If you’re a 162 guy then this is a very casual PCA experience

1. L 2. Why do we think it will ever change?

Bears L Why do we suck?

My thoughts:

Bears postgame notes from my dads garage in Oak Lawn

ITS A PARTY ON THE BROWN LINE

One thing I hate about this home run from Matt Shaw is absolutely nothing. It’s perfect. Glorious. Majestic and beautiful. Welcome back my friend.

Being dead serious. What do you guys think of these uniforms? I like them a lot but I love everything 9.9