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Chelsea are not in the Champions League , but we are the ones enjoying that tournament the most. 😂😂😂😂

Chelsea are not in the Champions League , but we are the ones enjoying that tournament the most. 😂😂😂😂

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“No team can break Chelsea’s record of just 15 goals conceded in a single season.” Man City in League 1 :

“No team can break Chelsea’s record of just 15 goals conceded in a single season.” Man City in League 1 :

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“Occupation” Waiting for Xabi Alonso ball.

“Occupation” Waiting for Xabi Alonso ball.

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✅Andrey Santos money ,Cucurella's and George gave me Morgan Rogers. 😋I wonder what Jackson's £65m, Delap's £45m and Garnacho's 40m will give me. I haven't touched the £85m from flogging PSG and lifting The CWC.

✅Andrey Santos money ,Cucurella's and George gave me Morgan Rogers. 😋I wonder what Jackson's £65m, Delap's £45m and Garnacho's 40m will give me. I haven't touched the £85m from flogging PSG and lifting The CWC.

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The whole world predicted a Chelsea humiliation - "5 goals incoming." We ended the final in 45 minutes, rattled the entire football world and lifted the trophy. Rivals are still in tears.

The whole world predicted a Chelsea humiliation - "5 goals incoming." We ended the final in 45 minutes, rattled the entire football world and lifted the trophy. Rivals are still in tears.

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🚨 Mudryk was banned in Nov 2024. Since then: 760 Premier League games played. Mudryk has returned and star boy Bukayo Saka still hasn’t scored a PL hat-trick 😭

🚨 Mudryk was banned in Nov 2024. Since then: 760 Premier League games played. Mudryk has returned and star boy Bukayo Saka still hasn’t scored a PL hat-trick 😭

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Selling Enzo Fernandez for £125m and buying him for only £25m wasn't in my bucket list. 😭

Selling Enzo Fernandez for £125m and buying him for only £25m wasn't in my bucket list. 😭

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If Argentina Lifts the trophy that means no world cup medal will enter Emirates.

If Argentina Lifts the trophy that means no world cup medal will enter Emirates.

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Finally I can confidently use this footage : Arsenal FC in the mud.

Finally I can confidently use this footage : Arsenal FC in the mud.

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Just look at the backline. Martinez does his job, saves the initial shot, and Colwill shows no desire to block the follow-up. You can crucify that defence, but you have to leave Martinez out of it. a keeper can't do everything on his own.

Just look at the backline. Martinez does his job, saves the initial shot, and Colwill shows no desire to block the follow-up. You can crucify that defence, but you have to leave Martinez out of it. a keeper can't do everything on his own.

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🚨❌Arsenal 0 : 2 Leeds. 🚨❌Manchester Utd 0 : 1 Tottenham. 🚨❌Liverpool 3 : 1 Manchester city 🔵Bournemouth 1 : 3 Chelsea🔵🥇

🚨❌Arsenal 0 : 2 Leeds. 🚨❌Manchester Utd 0 : 1 Tottenham. 🚨❌Liverpool 3 : 1 Manchester city 🔵Bournemouth 1 : 3 Chelsea🔵🥇

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✅Arsenal : 80% Possession. ✅Chelsea : 10 % Possession. 🔵Arsenal 1 : 3 Chelsea. 🚨3 points secured. 9 points top of the table.

✅Arsenal : 80% Possession. ✅Chelsea : 10 % Possession. 🔵Arsenal 1 : 3 Chelsea. 🚨3 points secured. 9 points top of the table.

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I've never walked into the Emirates this confident before. Today just feels different , I know for a fact we're winning this one. Pray for arsenal.

I've never walked into the Emirates this confident before. Today just feels different , I know for a fact we're winning this one. Pray for arsenal.

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You Can have Morgan Rogers , We will have Vinicius Jr. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂

You Can have Morgan Rogers , We will have Vinicius Jr. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂

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Forget Morata •Liam Delap is the worst Chelsea striker in my book.

Forget Morata •Liam Delap is the worst Chelsea striker in my book.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Max Dowman to become the youngest ever Carabao Cup loser.

Max Dowman to become the youngest ever Carabao Cup loser.

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✅You get flogged by Simeone, come back home and meet fully rested Leeds. ✅You board the plane again and meet Fabregas ball [Como] ✅You come back & meet the Bermuda Triangle branch [Bournemouth] ✅Before you can even breathe, you meet full blown CPR under Xabi Alonso. Pray for Manchester United.

✅You get flogged by Simeone, come back home and meet fully rested Leeds. ✅You board the plane again and meet Fabregas ball [Como] ✅You come back & meet the Bermuda Triangle branch [Bournemouth] ✅Before you can even breathe, you meet full blown CPR under Xabi Alonso. Pray for Manchester United.

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Arsenal in the mud , who did this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤲🏾

Arsenal in the mud , who did this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤲🏾

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Quick reminder 🚨 : No Arsenal fan dead or alive has experienced this feeling.

Quick reminder 🚨 : No Arsenal fan dead or alive has experienced this feeling.

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Will Liverpool Recall Mohamed Salah? 😆

Will Liverpool Recall Mohamed Salah? 😆

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No version of Michael Olise can touch an in-form Cole Palmer. I will die on this hill.

No version of Michael Olise can touch an in-form Cole Palmer. I will die on this hill.

475,962 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

"🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡Manchester united would have won the league if they started with carrick "

"🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡Manchester united would have won the league if they started with carrick "

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Let's be real : Cole Palmer doesn't need England as much as England needs Palmer.

Let's be real : Cole Palmer doesn't need England as much as England needs Palmer.

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✅Cole Palmer Plays Football Today. 📢🚨Arsenal fans I am giving you 3 hours to show me Bukayo sakayo toying with the ball like this.

✅Cole Palmer Plays Football Today. 📢🚨Arsenal fans I am giving you 3 hours to show me Bukayo sakayo toying with the ball like this.

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This was the day I realized Robert Sanchez belongs at FC Noah. He deserves 11 months jail time for destroying me emotionally and mentally.

This was the day I realized Robert Sanchez belongs at FC Noah. He deserves 11 months jail time for destroying me emotionally and mentally.

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Casemiro and Thomas Partey's dad is set to return In February, Ngolo Kante is coming.

Casemiro and Thomas Partey's dad is set to return In February, Ngolo Kante is coming.

951,337 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Exactly Me everytime somebody I don’t even know beats cancer. God bless !!!

Exactly Me everytime somebody I don’t even know beats cancer. God bless !!!

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How are we supposed to compete with this demonic institution?

How are we supposed to compete with this demonic institution?

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Ngolo Kante scoring bangers against big teams and just running to the nearest player and hugging them will never get old. A true chelsea legend 🔵

Ngolo Kante scoring bangers against big teams and just running to the nearest player and hugging them will never get old. A true chelsea legend 🔵

584,467 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

⚠️Chelsea value: ✅ Pedro Neto — £116m ✅ Enzo Fernandez — £120m ✅ Moises Caicedo — £130m 🚨Joao Pedro personally? £200m Just when you want to argue my club will say £270m before the deadline 😂😭

⚠️Chelsea value: ✅ Pedro Neto — £116m ✅ Enzo Fernandez — £120m ✅ Moises Caicedo — £130m 🚨Joao Pedro personally? £200m Just when you want to argue my club will say £270m before the deadline 😂😭

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A Short story of Two Siblings Disturbing England. 🔵🔵 Lauren James & Reece James.

A Short story of Two Siblings Disturbing England. 🔵🔵 Lauren James & Reece James.

420,806 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Hazard Turned your Entire Defence Into Ballerina Dancers , Some Retired afterwards. Evidence.

Hazard Turned your Entire Defence Into Ballerina Dancers , Some Retired afterwards. Evidence.

134,241 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

This Drogba's header against prime Bayern Is Bigger Than both Robin Van Persie and Thierry Henry's career To be honest.

This Drogba's header against prime Bayern Is Bigger Than both Robin Van Persie and Thierry Henry's career To be honest.

348,242 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

"We’re postponing the league parade so we can do the Premier League and Champions League parade together"

"We’re postponing the league parade so we can do the Premier League and Champions League parade together"

38,551 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Hey Sterling , Hey Armando Broja , Hey Fraud Jackson ; this is how a proper Forward Finishes. Pedro 🔵🪄

Hey Sterling , Hey Armando Broja , Hey Fraud Jackson ; this is how a proper Forward Finishes. Pedro 🔵🪄

254,380 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

This one goal from Fernando Torres is bigger than Arsenal. Man did what McLintock, Bergkamp, Wright, Henry, Sanchez, Auba and Saka all failed to do.😭

This one goal from Fernando Torres is bigger than Arsenal. Man did what McLintock, Bergkamp, Wright, Henry, Sanchez, Auba and Saka all failed to do.😭

24,429 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten