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💣🚨HUGHES Reports It has taken some time and what are we we are just over some hours from the window closing and Arsenal have pulled off the signing of Marcus Rashford from Manchester United….. Here We Go.. Be there … #AFC #TransferNews

💣🚨HUGHES Reports It has taken some time and what are we we are just over some hours from the window closing and Arsenal have pulled off the signing of Marcus Rashford from Manchester United….. Here We Go.. Be there … #AFC #TransferNews

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💣🚨BREAKING: Josh Kroenke sends crystal clear message on Arsenal’s summer transfer plans Speaking on The Dispatch, the co-chair said: 🗣️ “We’re going to look to strengthen because we know that teams around us are going to get better. If you’re not trying to continually evolve and improve, you’re standing still.” 🗣️ “When you win something, the sun is still going to come up the next day… We’ve already had conversations about different areas where we think we can improve.” Money is there. Backing is there. The project keeps moving. No standing still in this window. Those were his exact words but it doesn’t seem like any of that is happening right now, #AFC #TransferNews

💣🚨BREAKING: Josh Kroenke sends crystal clear message on Arsenal’s summer transfer plans Speaking on The Dispatch, the co-chair said: 🗣️ “We’re going to look to strengthen because we know that teams around us are going to get better. If you’re not trying to continually evolve and improve, you’re standing still.” 🗣️ “When you win something, the sun is still going to come up the next day… We’ve already had conversations about different areas where we think we can improve.” Money is there. Backing is there. The project keeps moving. No standing still in this window. Those were his exact words but it doesn’t seem like any of that is happening right now, #AFC #TransferNews

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💣🚨Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Arsenal Has Risen!!!!! Zlatan Ibrahimović has spoken on the Premier League title race for the coming season. 🗣️I look at the landscape and I see only one true king. Arsenal have risen. They have conquered. They have the structure, the mentality, and the hunger that others still search for. 🗣️City are no longer the untouchable force they once were. Liverpool are rebuilding, still searching for their identity. The rest? They are not ready. They talk, they spend, they dream but they do not carry the same fire. 🗣️Next season will not be a war of equals. It will be a procession. Arsenal will set the standard, and the others will chase shadows. I do not see a genuine challenger capable of matching them over thirty-eight games. Strength recognizes strength. And right now, only one club stands above the rest.” ARSENAL!!!!! The Vision is Clear… Do you agree with Zlatan? #AFC

💣🚨Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Arsenal Has Risen!!!!! Zlatan Ibrahimović has spoken on the Premier League title race for the coming season. 🗣️I look at the landscape and I see only one true king. Arsenal have risen. They have conquered. They have the structure, the mentality, and the hunger that others still search for. 🗣️City are no longer the untouchable force they once were. Liverpool are rebuilding, still searching for their identity. The rest? They are not ready. They talk, they spend, they dream but they do not carry the same fire. 🗣️Next season will not be a war of equals. It will be a procession. Arsenal will set the standard, and the others will chase shadows. I do not see a genuine challenger capable of matching them over thirty-eight games. Strength recognizes strength. And right now, only one club stands above the rest.” ARSENAL!!!!! The Vision is Clear… Do you agree with Zlatan? #AFC

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Hull City just scored Chelsea the most Ridiculous goal ever 😭😭😭 #CHEHUL

Hull City just scored Chelsea the most Ridiculous goal ever 😭😭😭 #CHEHUL

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💣🚨BREAKING: Haaland has asked to Talk to Pep Regarding His Future At Manchester City. #AFC #TransferNews

💣🚨BREAKING: Haaland has asked to Talk to Pep Regarding His Future At Manchester City. #AFC #TransferNews

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💣🚨 Leaked Video reaction of Luis Enrique after PSG didn’t get Arsenal in UCL draw is epic 🤣 I didn’t watch the draw. After three years of sitting in the office and getting the worst possible pots I took my bike and rode around Paris instead. When I got back they showed me the list. Same as always. Strong teams from every pot. We accept it. The path is not important, only reaching the final. One thing I noticed… Arsenal is not there. After Budapest I think that is enough for this year. We already know how difficult that team is. Better to play Barça at home and City away than go through that again so soon. #AFC #Transfernews

💣🚨 Leaked Video reaction of Luis Enrique after PSG didn’t get Arsenal in UCL draw is epic 🤣 I didn’t watch the draw. After three years of sitting in the office and getting the worst possible pots I took my bike and rode around Paris instead. When I got back they showed me the list. Same as always. Strong teams from every pot. We accept it. The path is not important, only reaching the final. One thing I noticed… Arsenal is not there. After Budapest I think that is enough for this year. We already know how difficult that team is. Better to play Barça at home and City away than go through that again so soon. #AFC #Transfernews

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💣🚨EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Arsenal late-window check TOP FOUR PLAYERS ON THE RADAR 1: Malick Fofana — LIVE. Talks on, player spoken to Arteta, Lyon want €40m, structure being worked. Most likely tonight or early tomorrow 90% done ✅ 2: Julian Alvarez — still possible. Atleti blocked Barca. Arsenal pushing a structured deal which could include a clause suitable for the player, not done yet but 70% possible.✅ 3: Kenan Yildiz — Player ready and Arsenal Preparing a Bid, Juve not selling but player wants Arsenal 60% chance✅ 4: Marcus Rashford — quiet late rumour, Nothing moving for now but things could change in the next hours one to watch out for 50/50 chance.✅ Who are you rather having from the list? #AFC #TransferNews

💣🚨EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Arsenal late-window check TOP FOUR PLAYERS ON THE RADAR 1: Malick Fofana — LIVE. Talks on, player spoken to Arteta, Lyon want €40m, structure being worked. Most likely tonight or early tomorrow 90% done ✅ 2: Julian Alvarez — still possible. Atleti blocked Barca. Arsenal pushing a structured deal which could include a clause suitable for the player, not done yet but 70% possible.✅ 3: Kenan Yildiz — Player ready and Arsenal Preparing a Bid, Juve not selling but player wants Arsenal 60% chance✅ 4: Marcus Rashford — quiet late rumour, Nothing moving for now but things could change in the next hours one to watch out for 50/50 chance.✅ Who are you rather having from the list? #AFC #TransferNews

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💣🚨Christos Tzolis Specifically Thanks Myles Lewis Skelly For Helping Him settle in at Arsenal: 🗣️I feel I’ve adapted well in the team. The guys helped me a lot on the pitch and also off the pitch… it was really nice to have the pre-season from the beginning with my new team.” Special mention to the young king Myles Lewis-Skelly👑 🗣️Myles told me straight: at Arsenal, if you want play time you have to earn it, and every single opportunity you get, you need to prove yourself. 🗣️That’s exactly why I’ve been giving everything, working non-stop and already looking the part. More on Arsenal #AFC #TransferNews

💣🚨Christos Tzolis Specifically Thanks Myles Lewis Skelly For Helping Him settle in at Arsenal: 🗣️I feel I’ve adapted well in the team. The guys helped me a lot on the pitch and also off the pitch… it was really nice to have the pre-season from the beginning with my new team.” Special mention to the young king Myles Lewis-Skelly👑 🗣️Myles told me straight: at Arsenal, if you want play time you have to earn it, and every single opportunity you get, you need to prove yourself. 🗣️That’s exactly why I’ve been giving everything, working non-stop and already looking the part. More on Arsenal #AFC #TransferNews

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💣🚨Thierry Henry Schools Keane For Downplaying Arsenal’s Style Of Play. 🗣️For a very long time Arsenal have been accused of being boys… not being able to keep a lead, getting bullied. Can they win ugly? More details in the video 👇👇👇 #AFC

💣🚨Thierry Henry Schools Keane For Downplaying Arsenal’s Style Of Play. 🗣️For a very long time Arsenal have been accused of being boys… not being able to keep a lead, getting bullied. Can they win ugly? More details in the video 👇👇👇 #AFC

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💣🚨 David Reports: The window is closed… but not for Arsenal. Andrea Berta and the recruitment team are already working the January market after missing out on an elite forward this summer. Three names they made serious enquiries about remain very much live: 1. Julián Álvarez still the No.1 target. Berta knows the player inside out and with the special release clause the Gunners are almost certain of a deal happening. Arsenal remain the strongest Premier League option if the situation changes. 60-70% chance if he softens his stance. 2. Kenan Yıldız (Juventus) player likes Arsenal, talks happened. Juve refused to sell in the summer. Contract situation still not fully resolved, but player pushing for the move, 80% chance . One to watch closely. Partly Satire. #AFC #TransferNews

💣🚨 David Reports: The window is closed… but not for Arsenal. Andrea Berta and the recruitment team are already working the January market after missing out on an elite forward this summer. Three names they made serious enquiries about remain very much live: 1. Julián Álvarez still the No.1 target. Berta knows the player inside out and with the special release clause the Gunners are almost certain of a deal happening. Arsenal remain the strongest Premier League option if the situation changes. 60-70% chance if he softens his stance. 2. Kenan Yıldız (Juventus) player likes Arsenal, talks happened. Juve refused to sell in the summer. Contract situation still not fully resolved, but player pushing for the move, 80% chance . One to watch closely. Partly Satire. #AFC #TransferNews

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