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Me in the Strait of Hormuz fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them

Me in the Strait of Hormuz fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them

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Sold Bitcoin at the bottom Rotated into Dubai real estate at the top Panic bought Oil at 117 as a hedge

Sold Bitcoin at the bottom Rotated into Dubai real estate at the top Panic bought Oil at 117 as a hedge

841,489 views

When your portfolio hits zero and you have no more money left to lose

When your portfolio hits zero and you have no more money left to lose

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Next week will be absolute cinema

Next week will be absolute cinema

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Bought Silver at 120 Bought Gold at 5,500 Bought Bitcoin at 125k

Bought Silver at 120 Bought Gold at 5,500 Bought Bitcoin at 125k

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When you finally became profitable but its all too late because WW3 just started so you lowkey just accept your fate

When you finally became profitable but its all too late because WW3 just started so you lowkey just accept your fate

204,949 views

Walk your own path. Find your own mountain.

Walk your own path. Find your own mountain.

166,393 views

absolute peak timeline

absolute peak timeline

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"It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live."

"It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live."

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Strait of hormuz right now

Strait of hormuz right now

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Just gonna hold the throttle till I see God or the checkered flag

Just gonna hold the throttle till I see God or the checkered flag

2,695,553 views • 5 months ago

the great lock in of 2026 begins tomorrow

the great lock in of 2026 begins tomorrow

436,339 views • 5 months ago

60 seconds of pure saylor autism

60 seconds of pure saylor autism

907,230 views • 1 year ago

absolute peak timeline

absolute peak timeline

214,681 views • 3 months ago

Nuke it harder I want this pain to be generational

Nuke it harder I want this pain to be generational

241,914 views • 6 months ago

Trading solana memecoins, circa 2024.

Trading solana memecoins, circa 2024.

793,907 views • 2 years ago

Frank degods if insider trading never existed

Frank degods if insider trading never existed

256,618 views • 1 year ago

First time?

First time?

261,293 views • 2 years ago

Financial Crisis – 2008 COVID Crash – 2020 Tariff War – 2025 Just another initiation rite.

Financial Crisis – 2008 COVID Crash – 2020 Tariff War – 2025 Just another initiation rite.

136,010 views • 1 year ago

2025 crypto bull market in a nutshell

2025 crypto bull market in a nutshell

97,311 views • 1 year ago

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