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Sure, he’s standing on a Chicago Police car while eating pizza, but let’s not rush to judgment. He isn’t hurting anyone. Plus, he’s wearing a NASA shirt, so he’s obviously a highly respected aerospace professional and a model citizen.

Sure, he’s standing on a Chicago Police car while eating pizza, but let’s not rush to judgment. He isn’t hurting anyone. Plus, he’s wearing a NASA shirt, so he’s obviously a highly respected aerospace professional and a model citizen.

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Hundreds of thousands of “crackers” showed up at Lollapalooza this weekend. Completely peaceful, even including the mud pit wrestling. Zero teen takeovers. Zero “silly kids” wrecking the place. Funny how some crowds can gather in huge numbers without chaos… and others just can’t. Why can't every weekend go like this?

Hundreds of thousands of “crackers” showed up at Lollapalooza this weekend. Completely peaceful, even including the mud pit wrestling. Zero teen takeovers. Zero “silly kids” wrecking the place. Funny how some crowds can gather in huge numbers without chaos… and others just can’t. Why can't every weekend go like this?

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I'm pleased to announce that Rush Hospital has officially been designated as a safe space for Chicago's youth. To support this important initiative, I've directed CPD to permit sideshows at the surrounding intersections whenever the youth feel the need to showcase their stolen vehicles. This is a safe space intended for the silly kids, not law abiding residents, so please stay out of their way.

I'm pleased to announce that Rush Hospital has officially been designated as a safe space for Chicago's youth. To support this important initiative, I've directed CPD to permit sideshows at the surrounding intersections whenever the youth feel the need to showcase their stolen vehicles. This is a safe space intended for the silly kids, not law abiding residents, so please stay out of their way.

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Only in Chicago does a major road like Lake Shore Drive turn into a parking lot to watch fireworks. I told CPD to take the evening off.

Only in Chicago does a major road like Lake Shore Drive turn into a parking lot to watch fireworks. I told CPD to take the evening off.

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Chicago may not stop you from drag racing motorcycles on the lakefront, but we draw the line at using Lake Michigan as a parking garage. Fees include: -Environmental cleanup surcharge -Ticket for no city sticker -Municipal water-use tax -Fish equality and diversity tax Please keep Lake Michigan clean and protect the fish.

Chicago may not stop you from drag racing motorcycles on the lakefront, but we draw the line at using Lake Michigan as a parking garage. Fees include: -Environmental cleanup surcharge -Ticket for no city sticker -Municipal water-use tax -Fish equality and diversity tax Please keep Lake Michigan clean and protect the fish.

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Another teen takeover last night, this time at North Avenue Beach, involved more than 100 of Chicago’s finest youths. When they got bored enjoying the sand, they moved west. -A group of teens attacked someone at State and Division. -Some kids attempted to steal an SUV at LaSalle and Clark. -A woman was hit at Elm and Lake Shore Drive. -One kid was caught with a gun. -Another fight broke out at Clark and North. At about the same time police were dealing with a takeover involving hundreds of kids at 57th Street Beach. Just blocks away, three men were shot. Please choose Chicago as your vacation destination this summer, where you can interact with the wildlife and savor the food. And remember, don’t demonize our youth who are just looking for something to do.

Another teen takeover last night, this time at North Avenue Beach, involved more than 100 of Chicago’s finest youths. When they got bored enjoying the sand, they moved west. -A group of teens attacked someone at State and Division. -Some kids attempted to steal an SUV at LaSalle and Clark. -A woman was hit at Elm and Lake Shore Drive. -One kid was caught with a gun. -Another fight broke out at Clark and North. At about the same time police were dealing with a takeover involving hundreds of kids at 57th Street Beach. Just blocks away, three men were shot. Please choose Chicago as your vacation destination this summer, where you can interact with the wildlife and savor the food. And remember, don’t demonize our youth who are just looking for something to do.

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Hello, Cook County Sheriff — one of the inmates from the jail appears to be literally swinging from the bars on the Red Line. We’re not sure whether to call you or Animal Control to come get this one.

Hello, Cook County Sheriff — one of the inmates from the jail appears to be literally swinging from the bars on the Red Line. We’re not sure whether to call you or Animal Control to come get this one.

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Chicago: the city where you might get arrested for fireworks, but not for: -Stolen cars -Shooting guns into the air -Running people over -Blocking roads Remember, most fireworks are illegal in Illinois. And just like guns, we’re told the real problem is Indiana.

Chicago: the city where you might get arrested for fireworks, but not for: -Stolen cars -Shooting guns into the air -Running people over -Blocking roads Remember, most fireworks are illegal in Illinois. And just like guns, we’re told the real problem is Indiana.

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We're not losing the Bears, we're gaining a safe space for our youth. Through our Build Better Together plan, we are reimagining Soldier Field as a vibrant, community-centered teen drifting stadium, a transformative space where our young people can gather, express themselves, and build the future they deserve. This is what bold investment in the next generation looks like. When we center equity, creativity, and opportunity, Chicago rises together.

We're not losing the Bears, we're gaining a safe space for our youth. Through our Build Better Together plan, we are reimagining Soldier Field as a vibrant, community-centered teen drifting stadium, a transformative space where our young people can gather, express themselves, and build the future they deserve. This is what bold investment in the next generation looks like. When we center equity, creativity, and opportunity, Chicago rises together.

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