
PABLO OF UNN🦁
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This man was the most useless king in the movie Troy. Achilles came to your city gates alone, challenged your son to single combat, killed him, and you still allowed him to ride away with your son’s body. Then, later that night, you went to his camp to beg him to release the body. What stopped you from killing him the moment he killed your son?
PABLO OF UNN🦁126,921 次观看 • 14 天前

Sometime in August 2022, during my final year at UNN, I was representing the school football team in the High Institutions Football League (HIFL). We had 25 registered players, and I worked relentlessly to hold down my position as the DMF throughout the tournament. I started and played every single game. When the final was announced and we were told it would be aired on DSTV, I told everyone I know, my family, my friends, my coursemates, my crush, that I’d be playing live on TV by 4 p.m. on Saturday. They all promised to tune in and watch me. Match day came, and we started on a high note. I was everywhere in midfield like Casemiro, breaking up play, winning tackles, dictating tempo. Then, barely 5 minutes into the game, I went in to dispossess an opponent and he blasted the ball straight into my John Thomas. That pain? One of the worst I’ve ever felt in my life. It was unbearable. To make matters worse, when the medical team arrived, all they could offer me was pure water. Meanwhile, my manhood felt like it was on fire and my stomach was cramping badly. I stepped out briefly for treatment, and our assistant coach looked at me and asked, “Pablochukwu, make I sub you?” I screamed, “No, sir I dey okay!” This was the biggest game of my life. My people were at home watching. I wasn’t about to leave them hanging. So I went back in and played the full 90 minutes in excruciating pain, but still delivered a masterclass. We won and I bagged my medal! Immediately we returned to UNN the next day, I ran straight to Hilltop to check if my thing is still working properly and after a little this and that. I confirmed everything was intact.
PABLO OF UNN🦁118,581 次观看 • 5 个月前

I know Igboland doesn’t start from Onitsha because Asaba, Agbor and many other places are part of it too. But there’s something about crossing the Niger Bridge that can’t be explained. When you’re coming back home and you cross that bridge, a quiet wave hits you, a feeling that says, “I’m home.” Your shoulders drop, your heart softens, and no matter how far you’ve gone, you remember where you belong. And when you’re leaving, the moment you cross that same bridge, you feel it again, this time heavier. You just know you’ve truly started the journey away from home. That’s why it hurts to watch such an important bridge get worse by the day, and everyone just seems to accept it and move on😤
PABLO OF UNN🦁115,424 次观看 • 6 个月前