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Walking Marky | 🌿 Green Party 2026 Candidate for Ealing Broadway. Campaigning for safe cycling, walking, and accountability in Ealing’s road infrastructure. 🚦

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Oh dear. This driver, who drove 0.2 miles* to park on my road to save themselves a 7 minute walk, are in for a bit of a shock when they return to their car. They obviously must have been asleep when they parked, and forgot they don't drive an EV. 😂 😂 *Lives in the same CPZ.

Oh dear. This driver, who drove 0.2 miles* to park on my road to save themselves a 7 minute walk, are in for a bit of a shock when they return to their car. They obviously must have been asleep when they parked, and forgot they don't drive an EV. 😂 😂 *Lives in the same CPZ.

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West Ealing Another cheeky mid morning catch. I'm quite proud of this one, as it was extremely difficult to film as I was on the pavement. Thankfully my Pixel zoom lens didn't let me down!

West Ealing Another cheeky mid morning catch. I'm quite proud of this one, as it was extremely difficult to film as I was on the pavement. Thankfully my Pixel zoom lens didn't let me down!

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The Grove, Ealing This Range Rover driver, obviously hasn't received the NIP from the police yet from last Friday. Because if they had, they wouldn't be stupid enough to commit the same offence at the exact same spot for a second time in less than a week.

The Grove, Ealing This Range Rover driver, obviously hasn't received the NIP from the police yet from last Friday. Because if they had, they wouldn't be stupid enough to commit the same offence at the exact same spot for a second time in less than a week.

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Tesco Uxbridge Road W13 If it's not bad enough the cycle lane is always full of cars ( courtesy of Ealing Council's lack of parking enforcement) Tesco, seem to think they have the right to place a cage and traffic cones in the CL as well so there 18t delivery lorry can park.

Tesco Uxbridge Road W13 If it's not bad enough the cycle lane is always full of cars ( courtesy of Ealing Council's lack of parking enforcement) Tesco, seem to think they have the right to place a cage and traffic cones in the CL as well so there 18t delivery lorry can park.

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This is NOT a cyclist. Just in case anyone thought it was.

This is NOT a cyclist. Just in case anyone thought it was.

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Windsor Road, Ealing £2,000,000 plus property. No driveway or drop kerb. But that doesn't seem to be a problem for the people that live there. What is the problem though, is Ealing Council tax payers, are going to have to fork out for the damage the owners or their tenants have caused to the pavement.

Windsor Road, Ealing £2,000,000 plus property. No driveway or drop kerb. But that doesn't seem to be a problem for the people that live there. What is the problem though, is Ealing Council tax payers, are going to have to fork out for the damage the owners or their tenants have caused to the pavement.

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A warning to drivers (Again). You may use your mobile phone whilst safely parked in your car by the side of the road. Now the important bit. If your engine is running, the law considers you "stopped" and not "parked". Plus like this twat, you are idling unnecessarily which is another offence.

A warning to drivers (Again). You may use your mobile phone whilst safely parked in your car by the side of the road. Now the important bit. If your engine is running, the law considers you "stopped" and not "parked". Plus like this twat, you are idling unnecessarily which is another offence.

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Ealing Broadway "There's never a Metropolitan Police officer around when you need one". However, this morning, these officers were in the perfect position to deal with a driver parked on the white zig zag lines. Except they didn't. They drove past. Probably got better things to do

Ealing Broadway "There's never a Metropolitan Police officer around when you need one". However, this morning, these officers were in the perfect position to deal with a driver parked on the white zig zag lines. Except they didn't. They drove past. Probably got better things to do

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This is one of the worst examples of dangerous driving I personally witnessed last year. The drivers impatience, nearly had serious consequences for the construction worker crossing the road and the cyclist riding in the opposite direction. Reported obviously. Police followed up.

This is one of the worst examples of dangerous driving I personally witnessed last year. The drivers impatience, nearly had serious consequences for the construction worker crossing the road and the cyclist riding in the opposite direction. Reported obviously. Police followed up.

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Good news for this driver. Plenty of space right outside their delivery address. Sadly though, that wasn't good enough. This driver wanted to be "right" outside the front door, even though it meant completely blocking the pavement and forcing pedestrians onto the road. Reported

Good news for this driver. Plenty of space right outside their delivery address. Sadly though, that wasn't good enough. This driver wanted to be "right" outside the front door, even though it meant completely blocking the pavement and forcing pedestrians onto the road. Reported

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A private hire driver, relies on his driving licence, to earn a living. So why would this one, do this? Actually, it's quite simple. They knew, they wouldn't get caught. And ordinarily, that would be true. However, he failed to factor in one important thing....... Reported.

A private hire driver, relies on his driving licence, to earn a living. So why would this one, do this? Actually, it's quite simple. They knew, they wouldn't get caught. And ordinarily, that would be true. However, he failed to factor in one important thing....... Reported.

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Park Avenue, Southall This Wankpanzer Watch driver's impatience could have killed or seriously injured my wife this morning. Can this be reported?

Park Avenue, Southall This Wankpanzer Watch driver's impatience could have killed or seriously injured my wife this morning. Can this be reported?

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West Ealing There are actually 2 offences this driver could be reported for. Parking on white zig zag lines is obviously one, but does anyone know what the second one is?

West Ealing There are actually 2 offences this driver could be reported for. Parking on white zig zag lines is obviously one, but does anyone know what the second one is?

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I hope we are all in agreement, drivers that idle outside schools are the scum of the earth? And especially BMW Wankpanzer Watch's.

I hope we are all in agreement, drivers that idle outside schools are the scum of the earth? And especially BMW Wankpanzer Watch's.

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It won't come as a surprise, that I just filmed this in West Ealing. It also won't come as a surprise it was an SUV driver. This kind of dangerous parking will not be tolerated in my local community. So obviously I will be reporting the driver.

It won't come as a surprise, that I just filmed this in West Ealing. It also won't come as a surprise it was an SUV driver. This kind of dangerous parking will not be tolerated in my local community. So obviously I will be reporting the driver.

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Another clip that didn't make my top ten worst clips of 2025, but disgusting nevertheless. Parents picking up children from Brentfield High School, Ealing, park in a mandatory cycle lane.

Another clip that didn't make my top ten worst clips of 2025, but disgusting nevertheless. Parents picking up children from Brentfield High School, Ealing, park in a mandatory cycle lane.

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New Broadway, Ealing 12.35hrs. The owner of this Range Rover, isn't having much luck with his vehicle. This is now the second day running, he has "apparently" broken down in the exact same spot. Surely in 2026 nobody would fake breaking down to avoid a parking ticket would they?

New Broadway, Ealing 12.35hrs. The owner of this Range Rover, isn't having much luck with his vehicle. This is now the second day running, he has "apparently" broken down in the exact same spot. Surely in 2026 nobody would fake breaking down to avoid a parking ticket would they?

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Somewhere in West Ealing... "It is illegal to obstruct the public highway with traffic cones without proper permission from Ealing Council Highways". Which I would imagine covers putting traffic cones outside your property so nobody else takes your parking space...

Somewhere in West Ealing... "It is illegal to obstruct the public highway with traffic cones without proper permission from Ealing Council Highways". Which I would imagine covers putting traffic cones outside your property so nobody else takes your parking space...

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Great to see that Ealing Council has spent money on repainting the advisory cycle lane opposite Ealing Town Hall. However........

Great to see that Ealing Council has spent money on repainting the advisory cycle lane opposite Ealing Town Hall. However........

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Windsor Road, Ealing This driver, has failed to grasp the concept, that his van is too big to fit on this house's driveway. And it's such a massive inconvenience, to carry whatever he is unloading a few extra metres, he blocks the pavement, endangering pedestrians. Reported

Windsor Road, Ealing This driver, has failed to grasp the concept, that his van is too big to fit on this house's driveway. And it's such a massive inconvenience, to carry whatever he is unloading a few extra metres, he blocks the pavement, endangering pedestrians. Reported

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Ealing Broadway The @ealingmps officer driving this vehicle parked on the white zig zag lines, initially claimed he was on an "Operation". Then a member of the public told me an officer was in the coffee shop...... And just look at the empty space behind the van. Metropolitan Police

Ealing Broadway The @ealingmps officer driving this vehicle parked on the white zig zag lines, initially claimed he was on an "Operation". Then a member of the public told me an officer was in the coffee shop...... And just look at the empty space behind the van. Metropolitan Police

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30 years ago, I would have walked right over this tin box..........

30 years ago, I would have walked right over this tin box..........

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An excellent example of how pedestrians normalise unsafe driving. Only one of the people crossing here, throws a backwards glance at the two drivers causing the danger. It's a shame more pedestrians don't report to the police. It's the only way we can make our communities safer

An excellent example of how pedestrians normalise unsafe driving. Only one of the people crossing here, throws a backwards glance at the two drivers causing the danger. It's a shame more pedestrians don't report to the police. It's the only way we can make our communities safer

329,757 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

West Ealing Walking Marky Challenge. I don't feel confident in this challenge. I am more concerned I might hurt myself than damage the tin box. But, best foot forward. Will I make it? Let's see!

West Ealing Walking Marky Challenge. I don't feel confident in this challenge. I am more concerned I might hurt myself than damage the tin box. But, best foot forward. Will I make it? Let's see!

1,168,887 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

I would be interested to hear both Wankpanzer Watch and You Park Like a C*** views on this one. How on earth, would any normal person, think this is acceptable? Because they are not "normal" they are rich. So fuck everyone else. I am the only one that matters. Shame that "keying" a car isn't legal.

I would be interested to hear both Wankpanzer Watch and You Park Like a C*** views on this one. How on earth, would any normal person, think this is acceptable? Because they are not "normal" they are rich. So fuck everyone else. I am the only one that matters. Shame that "keying" a car isn't legal.

838,399 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Pedestrians are expected to "walk around" when motor vehicles are blocking pavements and drop kerbs. But what drivers fail to grasp, is that not all people can do that. This vulnerable person, was unable to cross the road due to this selfish driver's actions. Expensive mistake.

Pedestrians are expected to "walk around" when motor vehicles are blocking pavements and drop kerbs. But what drivers fail to grasp, is that not all people can do that. This vulnerable person, was unable to cross the road due to this selfish driver's actions. Expensive mistake.

118,361 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

Whilst cycling, my wife endangered pedestrians outside Lidl in Hanwell, by riding on the pavement. I reported her to the Metropolitan Police, and she was issued with a NIP. She learnt her lesson the hard way.

Whilst cycling, my wife endangered pedestrians outside Lidl in Hanwell, by riding on the pavement. I reported her to the Metropolitan Police, and she was issued with a NIP. She learnt her lesson the hard way.

269,878 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Code 504: Further action taken. It seems Metropolitan Police didn’t buy the "official operation" excuse after all. The irony? The same officer who couldn’t justify their own conduct issued me two CPNs for documenting road safety in Ealing Broadway Discipline for them, vindication for me

Code 504: Further action taken. It seems Metropolitan Police didn’t buy the "official operation" excuse after all. The irony? The same officer who couldn’t justify their own conduct issued me two CPNs for documenting road safety in Ealing Broadway Discipline for them, vindication for me

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I wonder, what could have caused so much damage to the pavement here? The bicycle perhaps? Or maybe.........

I wonder, what could have caused so much damage to the pavement here? The bicycle perhaps? Or maybe.........

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Northfield Road W13 What better car to buy, when you live on a tiny Victorian street, than an SUV......

Northfield Road W13 What better car to buy, when you live on a tiny Victorian street, than an SUV......

83,718 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

I asked these Metropolitan Police officers a very reasonable question. Why couldn't you park safely literally less than 10 metres away. "It would take me an extra 30 seconds to reach the car" is a complete and utter load of bollocks.

I asked these Metropolitan Police officers a very reasonable question. Why couldn't you park safely literally less than 10 metres away. "It would take me an extra 30 seconds to reach the car" is a complete and utter load of bollocks.

160,171 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

I don't walk on the road. Ever.

I don't walk on the road. Ever.

109,961 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

The driver was convinced the disabled lady could get past. I wasn't Reported. Immediately.

The driver was convinced the disabled lady could get past. I wasn't Reported. Immediately.

114,133 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Start of Kew Road, Kew Bridge. First of many close passes undoubtedly. All that was required here ,was a little patience by these 2 drivers. The red car? I’m not sure. The blue one? Are you ducking kidding me.

Start of Kew Road, Kew Bridge. First of many close passes undoubtedly. All that was required here ,was a little patience by these 2 drivers. The red car? I’m not sure. The blue one? Are you ducking kidding me.

127,407 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

I was unsurprisingly, concerned about this driver who was driving all over the pavement and in particular the danger it may pose to pedestrians. Important. I did not confront him. He came up to me and said he owned a business in ActOne Cinema & Café in Acton and he was entitled to park there. Ealing Council? I explained I was concerned about pedestrians safety at which point he threatened me with physical violence. The police won't do anything if I report the driving. So I will report him for the threat of assault instead.

I was unsurprisingly, concerned about this driver who was driving all over the pavement and in particular the danger it may pose to pedestrians. Important. I did not confront him. He came up to me and said he owned a business in ActOne Cinema & Café in Acton and he was entitled to park there. Ealing Council? I explained I was concerned about pedestrians safety at which point he threatened me with physical violence. The police won't do anything if I report the driving. So I will report him for the threat of assault instead.

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"Watching you spend £40k just to sit perfectly still in a shiny metal box while I breeze past on two wheels is my favorite form of entertainment." 🚲💅 #Traffic #Cycling #EnjoyTheWait

"Watching you spend £40k just to sit perfectly still in a shiny metal box while I breeze past on two wheels is my favorite form of entertainment." 🚲💅 #Traffic #Cycling #EnjoyTheWait

22,634 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

And talking of Windsor Road. This driver, parked on the pavement, had an illegal number plate and front window tints and was blocking the cycle lane. He was rather agitated that I filmed his precious car, and threatened to "take me down". He probably would have as well, had I not pointed out the car park camera facing straight at him...

And talking of Windsor Road. This driver, parked on the pavement, had an illegal number plate and front window tints and was blocking the cycle lane. He was rather agitated that I filmed his precious car, and threatened to "take me down". He probably would have as well, had I not pointed out the car park camera facing straight at him...

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Question. Did both of these drivers pass a red light? I say, yes. Not according to Metropolitan Police. Only the black car did. Is that fair?

Question. Did both of these drivers pass a red light? I say, yes. Not according to Metropolitan Police. Only the black car did. Is that fair?

23,577 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

In case you ever wondered why the police are "allowed" to park on white zig zag lines when they are buying their lunch, and not on an emergency call, here's the definitive answer..... 😂

In case you ever wondered why the police are "allowed" to park on white zig zag lines when they are buying their lunch, and not on an emergency call, here's the definitive answer..... 😂

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