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Alo after charging $250 for yoga pants they made in China for $1.25

Alo after charging $250 for yoga pants they made in China for $1.25

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$HYPE ALL TIME HIGH CELEBRATORY DANCE

$HYPE ALL TIME HIGH CELEBRATORY DANCE

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I'm never trading the Fed Meeting again 😭

I'm never trading the Fed Meeting again 😭

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Blackrock when a single mother of 3 can’t afford rent 😂

Blackrock when a single mother of 3 can’t afford rent 😂

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Never have I been so spot on with a narrative yet completely fumble the execution than on Robinhood Nailed the thesis (Robinhood = Retail Distribution and Vlad is a beast) Nailed the main runner (Cashcat) Just ran out of patience and sold at $40M (at a large loss) only for it to 4x And the anger from that trade sidelined me on clear ecosystem plays like PONS This one stings ngl

Never have I been so spot on with a narrative yet completely fumble the execution than on Robinhood Nailed the thesis (Robinhood = Retail Distribution and Vlad is a beast) Nailed the main runner (Cashcat) Just ran out of patience and sold at $40M (at a large loss) only for it to 4x And the anger from that trade sidelined me on clear ecosystem plays like PONS This one stings ngl

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A message to every $CASHCAT holder celebrating today’s all time high

A message to every $CASHCAT holder celebrating today’s all time high

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When crypto is collapsing and you get added to a group chat titled “Japan trip 2026”

When crypto is collapsing and you get added to a group chat titled “Japan trip 2026”

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$121K BTC CELEBRATORY GRIDDY IN DUBAI AIRPORT

$121K BTC CELEBRATORY GRIDDY IN DUBAI AIRPORT

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When your friend only cares about making money

When your friend only cares about making money

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Few remember how early the $LIVE guy was to Pump Fun streaming last November His coin ran to $45M and he burned $400k of it live If he had the same price action today he would've made millions in fees Instead he burned his tokens and couldn't make any money off it

Few remember how early the $LIVE guy was to Pump Fun streaming last November His coin ran to $45M and he burned $400k of it live If he had the same price action today he would've made millions in fees Instead he burned his tokens and couldn't make any money off it

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PLEASE STOP TALKING Donald J. Trump

PLEASE STOP TALKING Donald J. Trump

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Luke Belmar 👽 nooman How bro thinks Binance will react to this 😂

Luke Belmar 👽 nooman How bro thinks Binance will react to this 😂

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CEREMONIAL ETH DUMP DANCE 📉

CEREMONIAL ETH DUMP DANCE 📉

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POV: You ask CZ what happened on 10/10

POV: You ask CZ what happened on 10/10

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When you work in Private Equity 😂

When you work in Private Equity 😂

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The only way to trade in 2026

The only way to trade in 2026

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The worst part about owning a Cryptopunk is having ETH exposure If they were on Bitcoin, the USD chart would look MUCH different This is the bull case for Ordinals: Would you rather have exposure to an asset trending towards 0 vs BTC, or the hardest asset in the world instead?

The worst part about owning a Cryptopunk is having ETH exposure If they were on Bitcoin, the USD chart would look MUCH different This is the bull case for Ordinals: Would you rather have exposure to an asset trending towards 0 vs BTC, or the hardest asset in the world instead?

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Ya'll didn't sell?!?!

Ya'll didn't sell?!?!

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The average memecoin trader be like

The average memecoin trader be like

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POV: Kalshi after hearing Tom Brady say Polymarket during today’s game

POV: Kalshi after hearing Tom Brady say Polymarket during today’s game

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If Moneyball was about Fantasy Football
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If Moneyball was about Fantasy Football

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The average Robinhood Chain user be like
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The average Robinhood Chain user be like

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I DEMAND A REFUND Michael Saylor
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I DEMAND A REFUND Michael Saylor

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1,106,248 views • 3 months ago

Ships in the Strait of Hormuz while they wait 45 minutes for the Bitcoin transaction to go through
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Ships in the Strait of Hormuz while they wait 45 minutes for the Bitcoin transaction to go through

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1,543,344 views • 5 months ago

The average Whoop user be like
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If The Big Short was made in 2026
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If The Big Short was made in 2026

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CEOs when their company's stock is down 99%
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CEOs when their company's stock is down 99%

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949,796 views • 5 months ago

How $BONER holders think the Hims CEO will react to their shitty memecoin 😂
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How $BONER holders think the Hims CEO will react to their shitty memecoin 😂

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74,708 views • 13 days ago

Michael Saylor reading Google's Quantum report after borrowing money to buy $33 billion BTC
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Michael Saylor reading Google's Quantum report after borrowing money to buy $33 billion BTC

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967,395 views • 5 months ago

Tweeting this is one of the most irresponsible things Nick O’Neill has ever done wtf are you doing???
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Tweeting this is one of the most irresponsible things Nick O’Neill has ever done wtf are you doing???

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30,342 views • 5 days ago

How is everyone making money in Crypto right now but me? Either everyone is a liar or I'm the worst trader of all time
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How is everyone making money in Crypto right now but me? Either everyone is a liar or I'm the worst trader of all time

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166,262 views • 1 month ago

The average Claude user be like
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797,183 views • 5 months ago

The average Zcash holder be like
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The average Zcash holder be like

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50,376 views • 10 days ago

Interstellar but Cooper's son is the worst trader of all time
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Interstellar but Cooper's son is the worst trader of all time

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1,077,218 views • 7 months ago

When you’re breaking up with her but she knows how to win you back
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When you’re breaking up with her but she knows how to win you back

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14,822 views • 2 days ago

If Interstellar was about the worst crypto trader of all time
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If Interstellar was about the worst crypto trader of all time

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18,222 views • 3 days ago

I DEMAND A REFUND Ansem 🐂🀄️
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I DEMAND A REFUND Ansem 🐂🀄️

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114,176 views • 26 days ago

Interviewing a Private Equity billionaire 🤯
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Interviewing a Private Equity billionaire 🤯

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69,094 views • 16 days ago

The average Claude Mythos user be like
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The average Claude Mythos user be like

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373,422 views • 3 months ago

I’m thinking of rotating my $HYPE to $LIT at $2 $HYPE is 28x the market cap of $LIT and it feels like Lighter has a lot more momentum right now Additional reasoning below, but would love to hear your cases for/against this trade
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I’m thinking of rotating my $HYPE to $LIT at $2 $HYPE is 28x the market cap of $LIT and it feels like Lighter has a lot more momentum right now Additional reasoning below, but would love to hear your cases for/against this trade

Clemente

144,983 views • 1 month ago