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Blackrock when a single mother of 3 can’t afford rent 😂

Blackrock when a single mother of 3 can’t afford rent 😂

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I'm never trading the Fed Meeting again 😭

I'm never trading the Fed Meeting again 😭

297,009 views

When you work in Private Equity 😂

When you work in Private Equity 😂

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When crypto is collapsing and you get added to a group chat titled “Japan trip 2026”

When crypto is collapsing and you get added to a group chat titled “Japan trip 2026”

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$121K BTC CELEBRATORY GRIDDY IN DUBAI AIRPORT

$121K BTC CELEBRATORY GRIDDY IN DUBAI AIRPORT

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Luke Belmar 👽 nooman How bro thinks Binance will react to this 😂

Luke Belmar 👽 nooman How bro thinks Binance will react to this 😂

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CEREMONIAL ETH DUMP DANCE 📉

CEREMONIAL ETH DUMP DANCE 📉

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POV: You ask CZ what happened on 10/10

POV: You ask CZ what happened on 10/10

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The only way to trade in 2026

The only way to trade in 2026

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The worst part about owning a Cryptopunk is having ETH exposure If they were on Bitcoin, the USD chart would look MUCH different This is the bull case for Ordinals: Would you rather have exposure to an asset trending towards 0 vs BTC, or the hardest asset in the world instead?

The worst part about owning a Cryptopunk is having ETH exposure If they were on Bitcoin, the USD chart would look MUCH different This is the bull case for Ordinals: Would you rather have exposure to an asset trending towards 0 vs BTC, or the hardest asset in the world instead?

63,076 views

The average memecoin trader be like

The average memecoin trader be like

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POV: Trying to survive the markets in 2026

POV: Trying to survive the markets in 2026

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This is who you're trading against

This is who you're trading against

12,834 views

Trading isn't for everyone 😭

Trading isn't for everyone 😭

11,116 views

Forrest Pump

Forrest Pump

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The Hyperliquid dip has made me incredibly desperate

The Hyperliquid dip has made me incredibly desperate

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I DEMAND A REFUND Michael Saylor

I DEMAND A REFUND Michael Saylor

1,105,315 views • 2 months ago

My conviction in $HYPE is starting to waver

My conviction in $HYPE is starting to waver

34,279 views • 3 days ago

Ships in the Strait of Hormuz while they wait 45 minutes for the Bitcoin transaction to go through

Ships in the Strait of Hormuz while they wait 45 minutes for the Bitcoin transaction to go through

1,542,690 views • 3 months ago

If The Big Short was made in 2026

If The Big Short was made in 2026

610,050 views • 1 month ago

Clemente crashes out after $CASHCAT makes another all time low “What happened to everyone that was bullposting this coin?” “I was used as exit liquidity. I’m the victim here.” “The problem with losing money on memecoins is there’s no excuse, and time is not on your side” “I will never forgive myself for getting involved with memecoins”

Clemente crashes out after $CASHCAT makes another all time low “What happened to everyone that was bullposting this coin?” “I was used as exit liquidity. I’m the victim here.” “The problem with losing money on memecoins is there’s no excuse, and time is not on your side” “I will never forgive myself for getting involved with memecoins”

39,594 views • 4 days ago

The average Whoop user be like

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The average Whoop user be like

1,005,176 views • 3 months ago

$CASHCAT ATH CELEBRATORY DANCE 📈💰

$CASHCAT ATH CELEBRATORY DANCE 📈💰

200,541 views • 21 days ago

If you could tell yourself not to invest

If you could tell yourself not to invest

116,875 views • 14 days ago

CEOs when their company's stock is down 99%

CEOs when their company's stock is down 99%

949,518 views • 3 months ago

Michael Saylor reading Google's Quantum report after borrowing money to buy $33 billion BTC

Michael Saylor reading Google's Quantum report after borrowing money to buy $33 billion BTC

967,262 views • 4 months ago

The average Claude Mythos user be like

The average Claude Mythos user be like

373,095 views • 1 month ago

The average ChatGPT 5.6 SOL user be like

The average ChatGPT 5.6 SOL user be like

107,821 views • 17 days ago

The average Claude user be like

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The average Claude user be like

797,019 views • 3 months ago

I'm ashamed to admit it but I'm buying more $MSTR at $88 I was a buyer at $300 so I have to be a buyer here If Microstrategy blows up it's because Bitcoin failed and at that point I'm cooked regardless

I'm ashamed to admit it but I'm buying more $MSTR at $88 I was a buyer at $300 so I have to be a buyer here If Microstrategy blows up it's because Bitcoin failed and at that point I'm cooked regardless

213,550 views • 1 month ago

Interstellar but Cooper's son is the worst trader of all time

Interstellar but Cooper's son is the worst trader of all time

1,076,942 views • 6 months ago

I demand a refund Vlad Tenev

I demand a refund Vlad Tenev

78,319 views • 15 days ago

I’m losing my conviction in $CASHCAT

I’m losing my conviction in $CASHCAT

69,938 views • 16 days ago

The average Claude Fable user be like

The average Claude Fable user be like

94,191 views • 23 days ago

The WORST person to see when Crypto is down 😭

The WORST person to see when Crypto is down 😭

234,664 views • 1 month ago

When you're still coding by hand in 2026

When you're still coding by hand in 2026

174,285 views • 1 month ago