
Clerpatriot
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There was a wild update with the Ilhan Omar investigation that makes me believe they don’t even know who this woman is, or if her family lineage is legitimate. Federal agents dumpster-dived to obtain DNA ahead of the DC raid and are now saying this investigation goes far deeper than any of us could have imagined. What do they have on her? Is her whole existence a lie? Will we see indictments soon? What do all of you think?
Clerpatriot14,367 Aufrufe • vor 1 Tag

Imagine being shot by a 6-inch barbed dart while trying to board a train. It punctures your lung and nearly kills you. Then the person who did it intentionally….because you stopped him from hurting a woman a week b4……. only gets 70 months in prison! Welcome to Portland, OR.
Clerpatriot2,930,222 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

People are demanding mass firings at Converse and Nike over “blatant racism” in an ad of K-pop star Karina holding a pair of sneakers. The problem is…most of the people who approved this ad ARE LIKELY BLACK! Look at the photo….It’s an Asian woman in a white skirt, standing in a star-shaped spotlight, holding shoes. Some people squint and see a Klan hood and a lynching. That’s pareidolia the same thing that makes you see faces in outlets and Jesus in toast. Treating an accidental shadow as a coordinated hate ritual, then calling for heads, is not justice. It’s the habit of assuming the worst, virtue signaling, then demanding the company prove a negative.
Clerpatriot271,844 Aufrufe • vor 29 Tagen

This is Sasha Sobhani, the son of a leader of Iran's IRGC. While Iranians are forced to live under strict rules, executions, and fear, he gets to live freely in Morocco-attending luxury parties, with no hijab for his wife, no morality police, and no consequences.
Clerpatriot2,397,416 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

I don’t think the crop top is the reason people are calling her a wh0re….. Wait for it……
Clerpatriot15,242 Aufrufe • vor 2 Tagen

Did you know a decade of female athletes posed nude in ESPN’s Body Issue with balls, bats, and rackets? That ran for 11 years, and I don’t recall any outrage over their exposed bodies? Now Sydney Sweeney does a similar visual for a sports ad and suddenly it’s “hypersexualizing women in sport” and “setting women’s sports back.” It was LITERALLY the same pose language, but clearly Sydney just has different politics. ESPN Body Issue was framed as empowerment, yet Sydney is framed as a degenerate. You can dislike the ad, you can think a betting company using a non athlete nude is tacky…fine. Just don’t pretend this is a sudden discovery that sex sells or that naked women with sports equipment is new because it isn’t. The only new variable is who she is and how she votes, and just know we see you!
Clerpatriot262,008 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

The VMAs are rigged and this is the proof. A 68-year-old Madonna drops a song almost nobody heard, barely makes it across the stage, and may or may not have been wearing an adult diaper… then walks off with Artist of the Year. She beat Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, Ariana Grande, Bruno Mars, and Morgan Wallen. That is not a vote….this is clearly a hostage situation.
Clerpatriot146,483 Aufrufe • vor 20 Tagen
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THIS is the ONLY Perez Hilton update that actually matters right now. His family just broke their silence… and what they said is going to stop a lot of the speculation dead in its tracks. I hope everyone respects their wishes. This will probably be my last post on it, but y’all needed to hear this. Pray for Perez and his family. 🙏 (Listen to the full statement ⬇️)
Clerpatriot396,809 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten