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Tortured Phillies Fan. Art Collector . Miller Maestro. Amex Gold Authority. Handicap Stall Inspector. Kay Adams Lover. 7.9 HC . DM for Business Inquiries

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How do I get that bath water?

How do I get that bath water?

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Imagine being the dad of the family that hired her, coming home from the bar and seeing her on the couch

Imagine being the dad of the family that hired her, coming home from the bar and seeing her on the couch

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There only two kinds of golfers and this video explains them in 10 seconds

There only two kinds of golfers and this video explains them in 10 seconds

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Clocked into work at 8 am Clocked out of work at 11:05 am Walking to liquor store now Tee time at 12:30 pm Happy hour with at 5pm Meeting the boys at the bar at 8pm Bag in my pocket Phillies on at 6:45 pm Parlays are locked in Vibes are immaculate Let’s have a weekend

Clocked into work at 8 am Clocked out of work at 11:05 am Walking to liquor store now Tee time at 12:30 pm Happy hour with at 5pm Meeting the boys at the bar at 8pm Bag in my pocket Phillies on at 6:45 pm Parlays are locked in Vibes are immaculate Let’s have a weekend

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I’m crashing every wedding possible until I find a girl exactly like this

I’m crashing every wedding possible until I find a girl exactly like this

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Me drinking that pool water

Me drinking that pool water

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Walking into work not listening to a single word anyone says to me

Walking into work not listening to a single word anyone says to me

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Fuck it. They wanna show? They got it

Fuck it. They wanna show? They got it

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Me after the first sip of a frosty miller lite

Me after the first sip of a frosty miller lite

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Looking under your tree and seeing no 5'2" blondes with doodle tattoos and an attitude problem

Looking under your tree and seeing no 5'2" blondes with doodle tattoos and an attitude problem

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Work wife just told me she thinks her boyfriend is going to propose on Christmas

Work wife just told me she thinks her boyfriend is going to propose on Christmas

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Ex girlfriend posted her new boyfriend on her instagram story and looks happy

Ex girlfriend posted her new boyfriend on her instagram story and looks happy

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Me wearing sunglasses at the bar, hoping that the 6.7 who I let give me head last weekend when I was blacked out doesn’t recognize me while I'm out with my friends

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Me wearing sunglasses at the bar, hoping that the 6.7 who I let give me head last weekend when I was blacked out doesn’t recognize me while I'm out with my friends

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Fighting off all the single horny chicks at the bar tonight while I try to find my wife

Fighting off all the single horny chicks at the bar tonight while I try to find my wife

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