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How Deloitte peeps be like

How Deloitte peeps be like

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POV: You’ve just stepped out for a quick coffee when working remotely and they suddenly ask you to join an important video call.

POV: You’ve just stepped out for a quick coffee when working remotely and they suddenly ask you to join an important video call.

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Middle East consultants going to the client site to align some boxes on PPT, so the project stays billable.

Middle East consultants going to the client site to align some boxes on PPT, so the project stays billable.

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McKinsey team of “Engagement Manager + 3 Interns” on their way to tell a Fortune 500 CEO how to run their company.

McKinsey team of “Engagement Manager + 3 Interns” on their way to tell a Fortune 500 CEO how to run their company.

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The managing director who makes 20x your salary

The managing director who makes 20x your salary

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When she finds out that the consulting firm you work for is actually KPMG.

When she finds out that the consulting firm you work for is actually KPMG.

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The financial model after you ask the intern to do a small update

The financial model after you ask the intern to do a small update

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When you’ve been doing your job long enough that nothing surprises you anymore

When you’ve been doing your job long enough that nothing surprises you anymore

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When a company is on the brink of collapse and sees a team of 21yo consultants trying to fix their problem.

When a company is on the brink of collapse and sees a team of 21yo consultants trying to fix their problem.

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When a meeting you couldn't prepare for gets cancelled at the last second

When a meeting you couldn't prepare for gets cancelled at the last second

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Me and the crew pressing “next” on the mandatory corporate conduct online training

Me and the crew pressing “next” on the mandatory corporate conduct online training

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When my boss responds to an email “No comments. Deck is good to go. Great work!”

When my boss responds to an email “No comments. Deck is good to go. Great work!”

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The only useful thing they should teach in an MBA program to succeed in a management job:

The only useful thing they should teach in an MBA program to succeed in a management job:

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Team watching argument between two senior partners about the slides, 2h before the SteerCo meeting.

Team watching argument between two senior partners about the slides, 2h before the SteerCo meeting.

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Me every time I try to make a contribution in a meeting

Me every time I try to make a contribution in a meeting

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When the senior partner decides to help the team by doing a PPT slide.

When the senior partner decides to help the team by doing a PPT slide.

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148,566 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

Impact is not always guaranteed 😂

Impact is not always guaranteed 😂

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HR: “You’ll start slow to ease into your role.” Day 1 in my role:

HR: “You’ll start slow to ease into your role.” Day 1 in my role:

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70,288 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

“The deliverable was not as easy as we thought. We had to do many internal loops and cross check with numerous experts to align and package the output.” Reality:

“The deliverable was not as easy as we thought. We had to do many internal loops and cross check with numerous experts to align and package the output.” Reality:

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“We just have one more little thing to add to the scope of work.” The little thing:

“We just have one more little thing to add to the scope of work.” The little thing:

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When you make 200 slides but only 3 make it in the main deck.

When you make 200 slides but only 3 make it in the main deck.

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42,845 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Client: “We need you to dance for us before we can award you the project extension.” Partner: “Say no more.”

Client: “We need you to dance for us before we can award you the project extension.” Partner: “Say no more.”

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74,595 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

“I hope my next project will be better than the previous one.” My next project:

“I hope my next project will be better than the previous one.” My next project:

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56,322 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

KPMG turnaround strategy for a desperate client with a failing business model

KPMG turnaround strategy for a desperate client with a failing business model

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25,479 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Me aggressively clicking “Next” on the company compliance training.

Me aggressively clicking “Next” on the company compliance training.

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11,611 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

POV: Getting staffed onto Phase 2 of a project that runs on 100-hour weeks.

POV: Getting staffed onto Phase 2 of a project that runs on 100-hour weeks.

Consulting Comedy

10,871 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

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