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Some kids connected their phone to the bluetooth speaker in church and played a big fart.

Some kids connected their phone to the bluetooth speaker in church and played a big fart.

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DING DONG THE RETARDS GONE

DING DONG THE RETARDS GONE

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Failed at my side gig of being a hermit crab real estate agent.

Failed at my side gig of being a hermit crab real estate agent.

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Found an absolutely prime new fishing spot today. No I'm not telling you where.

Found an absolutely prime new fishing spot today. No I'm not telling you where.

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Why yes I am in fact an arsehole.
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Why yes I am in fact an arsehole.

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216,801 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

Remember in my second channel video where I told you all about the hedgehog that hangs out in my garden who keeps bumping into me because he isn't paying attention, so I yelled at him to pay attention because I could have been a fox or something? He's just done it again.
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Remember in my second channel video where I told you all about the hedgehog that hangs out in my garden who keeps bumping into me because he isn't paying attention, so I yelled at him to pay attention because I could have been a fox or something? He's just done it again.

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177,434 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Random in our squad is flying the heli I am in, we take a lot of damage. He goes outside of the map to quickly get out and repair the heli, when outside of map and outside of a vehicle you get a 10 second timer before you die. My mate spawns in the pilot seat of the heli while the other guy is outside of it repairing and then flies off and just leaves him there. He dies. Such a dickhead move but it was funny.
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Random in our squad is flying the heli I am in, we take a lot of damage. He goes outside of the map to quickly get out and repair the heli, when outside of map and outside of a vehicle you get a 10 second timer before you die. My mate spawns in the pilot seat of the heli while the other guy is outside of it repairing and then flies off and just leaves him there. He dies. Such a dickhead move but it was funny.

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60,208 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

When you pick the wrong fucking house. "You're getting it, I'm getting closer" fucking killed me.
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When you pick the wrong fucking house. "You're getting it, I'm getting closer" fucking killed me.

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437,844 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

At first I did genuinely think that Kotoeiho's shoulder touched the ground first even if the ref gave him the win. But after seeing the replay a rematch was the right call. Atamifuji took the win.
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At first I did genuinely think that Kotoeiho's shoulder touched the ground first even if the ref gave him the win. But after seeing the replay a rematch was the right call. Atamifuji took the win.

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39,651 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

I thought I was safe from Voice AI because none of them could manage Scottish accents but it turns out my discord has been training the fucking thing.
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I thought I was safe from Voice AI because none of them could manage Scottish accents but it turns out my discord has been training the fucking thing.

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277,472 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Good morning.
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Good morning.

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