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God fucking damn it.

God fucking damn it.

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Some kids connected their phone to the bluetooth speaker in church and played a big fart.

Some kids connected their phone to the bluetooth speaker in church and played a big fart.

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DING DONG THE RETARDS GONE

DING DONG THE RETARDS GONE

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Failed at my side gig of being a hermit crab real estate agent.

Failed at my side gig of being a hermit crab real estate agent.

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Found an absolutely prime new fishing spot today. No I'm not telling you where.

Found an absolutely prime new fishing spot today. No I'm not telling you where.

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When you pick the wrong fucking house. "You're getting it, I'm getting closer" fucking killed me.
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When you pick the wrong fucking house. "You're getting it, I'm getting closer" fucking killed me.

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437,674 views • 9 months ago

I thought I was safe from Voice AI because none of them could manage Scottish accents but it turns out my discord has been training the fucking thing.
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I thought I was safe from Voice AI because none of them could manage Scottish accents but it turns out my discord has been training the fucking thing.

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277,376 views • 3 years ago

Good morning.
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Good morning.

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