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Flashback to Marco Rubio’s son Anthony reacting to punching in his first career touchdown last season. 🔥 Anthony is clearly a rockstar like his father who will have amazing success in life. The Rubios are winners at life, and Marco is clearly the 2028 favorite.

With Marco Rubio receiving much-deserved praise for his handling of international affairs like the Venezuela situation: It is a good time to remember that Rubio was recently polled as the most popular U.S. political figure. Why wouldn’t he run in 2028?

I am calling on Christian alpha males like Kon Knueppel to stand up for Jaden Ivey who was released for espousing Christian views. It’s time for the good guys to take back the NBA.

The idea that DeSantis is socially awkward was always a lie. People LOVE Ron DeSantis! I see 2028 incoming.

On a day where President Trump is posting video of the Obamas depicted as monkeys, Ron DeSantis is unveiling a statue of Ronald Reagan at Florida International University. Always interesting to note the contrast with these two.

Flashback to when Ron DeSantis’s mom walked precincts for him in the Iowa snow. The Ron DeSantis family is full of hard workers.

🔥Ron DeSantis arrives to Iowa-Iowa St game to chants of “We want Ron!”. #DeSantis2024

Donald Trump refuses to say why his hands were bloody when he was recently photographed with red marks on his hands. Was it from killing the Republican Party?

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Notice how only White players for the Spurs put their hand over their heart during the National Anthem. Wemby crosses his arms. Most of them are probably singing the Black “anthem” under their breath. Black America has a patriotism problem.

The Left is going after Jaxon Dart with a vengeance for introducing Trump at a rally. Here is known leftist Stephen Curry and his head coach Steve Kerr lavishing praise on Biden for bringing Britney Griner home. Kerr also spoke at the DNC.

Marco Rubio is a certified alpha male: “Don’t touch me again, man.” “I’ll take care of it myself.”🔥

I always knew Marco Rubio was a stone-cold killer when he wanted to be one. Take a look at what he did to Trump in 2016. This guy absolutely belongs on the 2028 debate stages. He has a sterling record + charisma.

🚨Byron Donalds wants a pathway to citizenship for illegals: "Now let's take a look at the people who are here illegally.. I think the American people, we are a beneficent people.. we would put them on a pathway to citizenship." NO WAY!

DESANTIS: "I was talking to a fellow who had made the move from CA to FL. He was telling me that FL is much better governed, safer, better budget, lower taxes, all this stuff..&amp; then he paused &amp; said 'Oh, by the way, I'm Gavin Newsom's father-in-law.'"🔥

I have never seen a football coach or a military man act like this. Truly bizarre. Tim Walz is a weirdo.

Marco Rubio is smart, savvy, and has just the kind of thinking we are looking for in good 2028 candidates: HOST: "Can you name ANY concessions Putin made?" RUBIO: "I wouldn't name them on your program! Why would I do that?"🔥

Interesting fact about Marco Rubio: In 2021 he was ranked the most effective GOP Senator in one non-partisan study &amp; #2 of 100 in leadership score in another. Marco has a proven track record of performance. He needs to run in 2028.

Trump meeting with Ron and Casey DeSantis today. Something tells me there could be an administration position being discussed. AG?👀👀

Shapiro on DeSantis: “He is best governor in America. He is the most consistently conservative person in the race. He is an incredibly competent executive. He knows how to actually run the levers of power &amp; make sure things happen, not just bloviate.”🔥

Marco Rubio is what a future President sounds like. This guy is a generational political talent. Way more impressive than Vance.

FLASHBACK: Former college baseball star Ron DeSantis hitting an opposite-field single to right field in the 2017 Congressional Baseball Game. DeSantis is the epitome of “cool”.

DeSantis on Israel: "I don’t care what some imbeciles on a college campus say. I don’t care what liars in the media say. I don’t care what reprobates at the United Nations say. We stand with Israel! The United States will have their back!" 🔥

Trump has been reserved when asked about Vance succeeding him: “Do you view JD Vance as your successor?” Trump: “No, but he’s very capable…” It’s clear that Trump does not view Vance as the automatic 2028 nominee. Rubio &amp; DeSantis should run.

Marco Rubio is what a future President sounds like. This guy is amazing.

Interesting fact about Marco Rubio: In 2021 he was ranked the most effective GOP Senator in one non-partisan study &amp; #2 of 100 in leadership score in another. Marco has a proven track record of performance. He needs to run in 2028.

One of my favorite Marco Rubio quotes of all-time: “I get it. We all want something on Venezuela instantly, but this isn’t a frozen dinner you put in a microwave &amp; in 2.5 mins it comes out ready to eat. These are complex things.” 😂 EPIC.

DESANTIS: "I was talking to a fellow who had made the move from CA to FL. He was telling me that FL is much better governed, safer, better budget, lower taxes, all this stuff..& then he paused & said 'Oh, by the way, I'm Gavin Newsom's father-in-law.'"🔥

Interesting fact about Marco Rubio: In 2021 he was ranked the most effective GOP Senator in one non-partisan study & #2 of 100 in leadership score in another. Marco has a proven track record of performance. He needs to run in 2028.

Shapiro on DeSantis: “He is best governor in America. He is the most consistently conservative person in the race. He is an incredibly competent executive. He knows how to actually run the levers of power & make sure things happen, not just bloviate.”🔥

Trump has been reserved when asked about Vance succeeding him: “Do you view JD Vance as your successor?” Trump: “No, but he’s very capable…” It’s clear that Trump does not view Vance as the automatic 2028 nominee. Rubio & DeSantis should run.

Interesting fact about Marco Rubio: In 2021 he was ranked the most effective GOP Senator in one non-partisan study & #2 of 100 in leadership score in another. Marco has a proven track record of performance. He needs to run in 2028.

One of my favorite Marco Rubio quotes of all-time: “I get it. We all want something on Venezuela instantly, but this isn’t a frozen dinner you put in a microwave & in 2.5 mins it comes out ready to eat. These are complex things.” 😂 EPIC.