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I’m losing hope in $ETH by the day

I’m losing hope in $ETH by the day

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Selling my ico coins at market $ETH is finished

Selling my ico coins at market $ETH is finished

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$XRP memes are set to go parabolic I’ll be sharing the top 5 ⚠️ 🚨 START PAYING ATTENTION 🚨

$XRP memes are set to go parabolic I’ll be sharing the top 5 ⚠️ 🚨 START PAYING ATTENTION 🚨

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你好我的亚洲朋友们，我们一起做饭吧 🫶 🇨🇳 $BNB

你好我的亚洲朋友们，我们一起做饭吧 🫶 🇨🇳 $BNB

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Doing everything we can to help grow the web3 community safely and smartly ✅

Doing everything we can to help grow the web3 community safely and smartly ✅

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If you’re coming from $SOL to $BASE you need to see what $MOLLY is doing right now. Even $XRP fam need to take a look. NFTs, memes and games in consumer products distributed across the entire globe. -A mass marketing machine. The Redbull of crypto.

If you’re coming from $SOL to $BASE you need to see what $MOLLY is doing right now. Even $XRP fam need to take a look. NFTs, memes and games in consumer products distributed across the entire globe. -A mass marketing machine. The Redbull of crypto.

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Dubai is flooding right now it’s crazy. 4 hours ago it was dry now it’s like the titanic

Dubai is flooding right now it’s crazy. 4 hours ago it was dry now it’s like the titanic

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Learn to hold through dips and buy more crypto

Learn to hold through dips and buy more crypto

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I’ve been trying to get you into $XRP memes. Can I tempt you with some $JELLY? Bridge over to $XRP NOW

I’ve been trying to get you into $XRP memes. Can I tempt you with some $JELLY? Bridge over to $XRP NOW

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The truth is there is only one $KITKAT 🙌 9XG was created with an 85% bundle. The scammers reached out via anonymous email to the San Francisco workers at Randas market offering them money to place the CA in instagram handles ⚠️ They coerced them into importing their Trojan private keys to stream from pump fun. It’s an anonymous scammers contract. -Loaded like a virus. They were even offered $500k USD live on spaces “if they did this right”. ⚠️ Now they’ve been made aware that they are working with scammers, but after making more money then they’ve seen in their entire life off fees, they’re happy to ignore and continue working with criminals. The official community care about the meme, the movement and can’t be bought like cheap puppets: D11iMRogRadcfu3PSY3xbdc8RWRwq5HVXpxm8s2epump Watch as we continue to rise up and take a stand against industry scammers #KitkatRise #Rememberkitkat When’s enough enough? Once the scammers start unloading their bundle that’s when. And will he be responsible for that? No. Just like $PNUT they’ll take the money and run never to be seen again.

The truth is there is only one $KITKAT 🙌 9XG was created with an 85% bundle. The scammers reached out via anonymous email to the San Francisco workers at Randas market offering them money to place the CA in instagram handles ⚠️ They coerced them into importing their Trojan private keys to stream from pump fun. It’s an anonymous scammers contract. -Loaded like a virus. They were even offered $500k USD live on spaces “if they did this right”. ⚠️ Now they’ve been made aware that they are working with scammers, but after making more money then they’ve seen in their entire life off fees, they’re happy to ignore and continue working with criminals. The official community care about the meme, the movement and can’t be bought like cheap puppets: D11iMRogRadcfu3PSY3xbdc8RWRwq5HVXpxm8s2epump Watch as we continue to rise up and take a stand against industry scammers #KitkatRise #Rememberkitkat When’s enough enough? Once the scammers start unloading their bundle that’s when. And will he be responsible for that? No. Just like $PNUT they’ll take the money and run never to be seen again.

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I’m in London bruv

I’m in London bruv

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Getting ready for Singapore token 2049 🔥

Getting ready for Singapore token 2049 🔥

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Fire the entire coinbase marketing department or we CTO the company Imagine having the chance to show 120m people a crypto add and you come up with this:
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Fire the entire coinbase marketing department or we CTO the company Imagine having the chance to show 120m people a crypto add and you come up with this:

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1,645,081 views • 3 months ago

I checked the market and thought it was bad. Then I seen this drunk tourist accidentally banged a ladyboy and wanted a refund 😭 Damn bruh
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I checked the market and thought it was bad. Then I seen this drunk tourist accidentally banged a ladyboy and wanted a refund 😭 Damn bruh

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64,353 views • 6 days ago

We need Gensler back ASAP the president just RUGGED us $TRUMP
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We need Gensler back ASAP the president just RUGGED us $TRUMP

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1,830,730 views • 1 year ago

People are being killed on pump fun. And today, a 12 yr old threatened to execute his family in the next room (with a shotgun) if the price didn’t go up Only god can save us now. And I’m praying for everyone involved 🙏
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People are being killed on pump fun. And today, a 12 yr old threatened to execute his family in the next room (with a shotgun) if the price didn’t go up Only god can save us now. And I’m praying for everyone involved 🙏

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1,791,551 views • 1 year ago

People doubted $XRP could ever get to a dollar. Fact: It went to $3 from 0.002 which is an increase of %150,000 Now. Current price: $1.50 $1.50 x 150,000 = 🚨🚨🚨 $225,000 🚨🚨🚨 Is it starting to make sense yet?
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People doubted $XRP could ever get to a dollar. Fact: It went to $3 from 0.002 which is an increase of %150,000 Now. Current price: $1.50 $1.50 x 150,000 = 🚨🚨🚨 $225,000 🚨🚨🚨 Is it starting to make sense yet?

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1,464,954 views • 1 year ago

POV: You sold $10m of crypto to live off the grid. You arrive in some isolated village to become chief. You own 7 goats, 15 chickens and 2 cows. No internet ever again. “Buenos días papi, ya está listo tu desayuno y café. date prisa y ven a follarme”
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POV: You sold $10m of crypto to live off the grid. You arrive in some isolated village to become chief. You own 7 goats, 15 chickens and 2 cows. No internet ever again. “Buenos días papi, ya está listo tu desayuno y café. date prisa y ven a follarme”

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1,579,189 views • 1 year ago

Remember the island boys last cycle back? Well, these are the Ohio boys. Is this a simulation? $BTC was $66,000 at the time of the video (October 21, 2021) before nuking to $15k. It’s October 21, 2025 when this video surfaced.
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Remember the island boys last cycle back? Well, these are the Ohio boys. Is this a simulation? $BTC was $66,000 at the time of the video (October 21, 2021) before nuking to $15k. It’s October 21, 2025 when this video surfaced.

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535,482 views • 7 months ago

THERE IS ABOUT TO BE A MAJOR $XRP SHORTAGE 🚨🚨🚨 😱😱😱 EXCHANGES ARE SHUTTING DOWN RIPPLE MARGIN LONGS 😱😱😱 THIS WILL TELEPORT VERTICAL AND LEAVE HUGE SOCIALIZED LOSSES GET YOUR $XRP OFF EXCHANGES TO AVOID CLAWBACKS $XRP MEME MARKET SET TO EXPLODE ⚠️⚠️⚠️
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THERE IS ABOUT TO BE A MAJOR $XRP SHORTAGE 🚨🚨🚨 😱😱😱 EXCHANGES ARE SHUTTING DOWN RIPPLE MARGIN LONGS 😱😱😱 THIS WILL TELEPORT VERTICAL AND LEAVE HUGE SOCIALIZED LOSSES GET YOUR $XRP OFF EXCHANGES TO AVOID CLAWBACKS $XRP MEME MARKET SET TO EXPLODE ⚠️⚠️⚠️

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1,085,689 views • 1 year ago

$XRP is cult. It’s a new religion. These people are sick in the head They aren’t tempted to sell. You could wake up to $589 and they wouldn’t flinch. Your only decision: Will you join us ?
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$XRP is cult. It’s a new religion. These people are sick in the head They aren’t tempted to sell. You could wake up to $589 and they wouldn’t flinch. Your only decision: Will you join us ?

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877,570 views • 1 year ago

If you’re losing money on this dip, just douse your house in petrol and stream it on pump fun You’ll make it all back in one trade 🚀
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If you’re losing money on this dip, just douse your house in petrol and stream it on pump fun You’ll make it all back in one trade 🚀

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604,743 views • 1 year ago

I’m stuck in the road river and this lambo is about to float away rip this is INSANE ☔️☔️☔️
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I’m stuck in the road river and this lambo is about to float away rip this is INSANE ☔️☔️☔️

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697,810 views • 2 years ago

I apologize for being bullish I was 100% wrong So now I’m calling for the government to step in and pause trading for at least 24hrs until the selling stops This kind of price action is 100% manipulated and UNNATURAL
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I apologize for being bullish I was 100% wrong So now I’m calling for the government to step in and pause trading for at least 24hrs until the selling stops This kind of price action is 100% manipulated and UNNATURAL

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478,845 views • 1 year ago

This is the biggest pump of human civilization. It’s the end-game. And you’re holding greatness. It’s just starting so brace yourself 🚀🚀🚀
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This is the biggest pump of human civilization. It’s the end-game. And you’re holding greatness. It’s just starting so brace yourself 🚀🚀🚀

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291,798 views • 10 months ago

I HAD OVER $25M DOLLARS OF $MONG NOW TELL ME WHAT HAVE YOU DONE !!!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER BE LIKE ME 💎 🙌 #MongArmy
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I HAD OVER $25M DOLLARS OF $MONG NOW TELL ME WHAT HAVE YOU DONE !!!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER BE LIKE ME 💎 🙌 #MongArmy

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834,536 views • 3 years ago

Here’s a pump fun “dev” eating his own shit. The higher the coin goes, the worse things he will do. And at $25m he will fist himself with a pineapple. It’s time the government stepped in.
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Here’s a pump fun “dev” eating his own shit. The higher the coin goes, the worse things he will do. And at $25m he will fist himself with a pineapple. It’s time the government stepped in.

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418,593 views • 1 year ago

If $BTC $ETH and $SOL are down today and $XRP is going up, I’ll start to panic Because that would mean $XRP developed into a: “Category 5 Super Vortex Flippening Pump” Meaning: $XRP is literally sucking the life out of major coins to fuel its growth Nobody planned for this
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If $BTC $ETH and $SOL are down today and $XRP is going up, I’ll start to panic Because that would mean $XRP developed into a: “Category 5 Super Vortex Flippening Pump” Meaning: $XRP is literally sucking the life out of major coins to fuel its growth Nobody planned for this

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399,616 views • 1 year ago

I’m sorry but if you’re not holding $XRP at this stage you’re just plain dumb -Buy now or cry
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I’m sorry but if you’re not holding $XRP at this stage you’re just plain dumb -Buy now or cry

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377,111 views • 1 year ago

I’m here with the #1 KOL in the entire crypto industry and I’m honored 🙏 You need to put some respect on Professor Crypto name 🚀🚀🚀
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I’m here with the #1 KOL in the entire crypto industry and I’m honored 🙏 You need to put some respect on Professor Crypto name 🚀🚀🚀

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395,285 views • 1 year ago

If $XRP goes below $1.90 in this lifetime I will sell my kidney to buy more That’s what you’re competing against. If you’re not holding $XRP you have no right to an opinion anymore. Buy OR cry 🚀 #XRPArmy 🔥🔥🔥
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If $XRP goes below $1.90 in this lifetime I will sell my kidney to buy more That’s what you’re competing against. If you’re not holding $XRP you have no right to an opinion anymore. Buy OR cry 🚀 #XRPArmy 🔥🔥🔥

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329,834 views • 1 year ago