THE EMOJI GUY 🔥🔥🔥
@Cyranoob • 106,536 subscribers
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I genuinely thought someone had placed a life-size doll in a shopping cart. The plastic wrap, the frozen expression, the perfect hair, the makeup, everything looked way too polished to be real. I was already trying to figure out whether this was some bizarre store display or a prank that had gone completely off the rails. Then she moved. That tiny moment when my brain had to restart and accept that this was an actual person was unreal. For a solid few seconds, I was not looking at a woman sitting in a cart. I was looking at a limited-edition doll that had somehow escaped its box and ended up in a parking garage. Please tell me I am not the only one who had to watch this twice before realizing she was real.
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"my naturally curly hair!" *brings out a curling iron"
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The concept of wearing louboutins with a shein outfit in spoons
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Skip the burp, and congratulations: you’ve just volunteered to become the burp cloth.
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