For those who don’t know me I’m Styro Steve. Everyday I collect my girlfriend’s hair and put it on Styro Steve. She has no idea I’m doing this and she will probably leave me if she finds out. Please don’t tell my girlfriend about this ok? Since I started this three days ago someone launched a memecoin of Styro Steve. I had no part in launching it. I think the creators were trying to make quick money. They sent me some and then I bought some. Now I’m running the project and the community has taken over. I don’t know much about crypto but I do know a lot about hair. I’ve been collecting hair since I was 13. Since I love hair so much I’m going to donate a lot of the crypto money I make to hair charities. The thing is, I like hair way more than money. And seeing people with hair on their heads will make me happier than having crypto money.
