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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Window installer. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

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The only tank in today's victory parade was a T-34. When it heard it was to be sent to Ukraine it tried to play dead.

The only tank in today's victory parade was a T-34. When it heard it was to be sent to Ukraine it tried to play dead.

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Seeing as you can find an excuse for the Soviets having Nazis at parades, Here's another one at which no other countries were present. Dumbass.

Seeing as you can find an excuse for the Soviets having Nazis at parades, Here's another one at which no other countries were present. Dumbass.

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Day 1546 of my 3 day war. Russia never loses wars*. Ukraine is Russia and Ukrainians are Russians. Therefore, Russia is winning this war whilst losing it. I remain a master strategist.

Day 1546 of my 3 day war. Russia never loses wars*. Ukraine is Russia and Ukrainians are Russians. Therefore, Russia is winning this war whilst losing it. I remain a master strategist.

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In response to Leopards & Abrams, Russia will deploy our Amrata tank which will prevent any retreat as it can't move.

In response to Leopards & Abrams, Russia will deploy our Amrata tank which will prevent any retreat as it can't move.

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OTD in 1939 the German–Soviet victory parade took place in Polish town of Brest-Litovsk. As allies, we celebrated liberating Poland from the Poles

OTD in 1939 the German–Soviet victory parade took place in Polish town of Brest-Litovsk. As allies, we celebrated liberating Poland from the Poles

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Our response to Ukraine's strike program in one video. He might as well piss on it.

Our response to Ukraine's strike program in one video. He might as well piss on it.

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Ukraine SBU released video of stage one of Crimean bridge submarine conversion.

Ukraine SBU released video of stage one of Crimean bridge submarine conversion.

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Here's one donkey that's going to the front line. The one that made an analogy for Russia by going back instead of forward with me in charge of it.

Here's one donkey that's going to the front line. The one that made an analogy for Russia by going back instead of forward with me in charge of it.

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You keep saying Russia can’t shoot down Ukraine’s drones. But this drone won’t be blowing up any more oil facilities. I remain a master strategist.

You keep saying Russia can’t shoot down Ukraine’s drones. But this drone won’t be blowing up any more oil facilities. I remain a master strategist.

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Day 1275 of my 3 day war. The Russia I inherited was a gas station with nukes. Now it doesn't even have gas. I remain a master strategist

Day 1275 of my 3 day war. The Russia I inherited was a gas station with nukes. Now it doesn't even have gas. I remain a master strategist

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Crimean tourism advert: "You come to Crimea for the beaches. You stay cos Ukrainians are destroying our logistics system and there's no fuel to drive home afterwards"

Crimean tourism advert: "You come to Crimea for the beaches. You stay cos Ukrainians are destroying our logistics system and there's no fuel to drive home afterwards"

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OTD in 2014 CIA tricked "Pro-Russians" who totally weren't GRU into lighting petrol bombs they had innocently taken into an Odessa government building & threw from the roof to peacefully prevent imperialism. #OdessaMassacre

OTD in 2014 CIA tricked "Pro-Russians" who totally weren't GRU into lighting petrol bombs they had innocently taken into an Odessa government building & threw from the roof to peacefully prevent imperialism. #OdessaMassacre

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Ukraine will keep hitting Russian oil refineries. Russia is unable to stop this. For the sake of peace Russia should cede territory, commit to de-armament & be neutral. Noam Chomsky

Ukraine will keep hitting Russian oil refineries. Russia is unable to stop this. For the sake of peace Russia should cede territory, commit to de-armament & be neutral. Noam Chomsky

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North Koreans troll me with mass group of sunflowers.

North Koreans troll me with mass group of sunflowers.

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Day 1193 of my 3 day war. Several billion dollars worth of Russian aircraft were destroyed by several thousand dollars of Ukrainian drones. I remain a master strategist.

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Day 1193 of my 3 day war. Several billion dollars worth of Russian aircraft were destroyed by several thousand dollars of Ukrainian drones. I remain a master strategist.

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I hate it when my trolls claim we got a promise from NATO. It means I have to post this video of Gorby saying we didn't.

I hate it when my trolls claim we got a promise from NATO. It means I have to post this video of Gorby saying we didn't.

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There is one universal rule. Whenever Moscow is thrown out of a country, mass celebrations happen

There is one universal rule. Whenever Moscow is thrown out of a country, mass celebrations happen

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I hate it when my trolls force me to post video of CIA agent Prigozhin saying that this our reasons for invading are complete bullshit.

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I hate it when my trolls force me to post video of CIA agent Prigozhin saying that this our reasons for invading are complete bullshit.

376,663 просмотров • 10 месяцев назад

OTD in 1941 the Soviets had a military parade in Moscow. So they invited their Nazis allies cos it would be rude not to.

OTD in 1941 the Soviets had a military parade in Moscow. So they invited their Nazis allies cos it would be rude not to.

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Citizens in newly liberated parts of Donetsk express delight that Kremlin has replaced drinking water with coffee on tap for every resident.

Citizens in newly liberated parts of Donetsk express delight that Kremlin has replaced drinking water with coffee on tap for every resident.

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Western sanctions flop as Russian residents enjoy strong, pungent odour of fountain of free coffee….

Western sanctions flop as Russian residents enjoy strong, pungent odour of fountain of free coffee….

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This war isn't for western defence contractor's profits, it for Russian flag makers and florists.

This war isn't for western defence contractor's profits, it for Russian flag makers and florists.

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Imperialists provide video evidence of Gorby saying there was no promise, as it was illegal & impossible as well as the texts of treaties. And this vid of Prez accidently forgetting we totally got a promise, Tankies provide the voices in their heads.

Imperialists provide video evidence of Gorby saying there was no promise, as it was illegal & impossible as well as the texts of treaties. And this vid of Prez accidently forgetting we totally got a promise, Tankies provide the voices in their heads.

83,138 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад

Day 1274 of my 3 day war. It's going so well that a country with massive reserves of oil is running out of fuel. I remain a master strategist.

Day 1274 of my 3 day war. It's going so well that a country with massive reserves of oil is running out of fuel. I remain a master strategist.

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The stone age did not end cos they ran out of stone. But when it runs out of oil, Russia's army will return to the stone age.

The stone age did not end cos they ran out of stone. But when it runs out of oil, Russia's army will return to the stone age.

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Doubt Roger Boyes will ever remove the stink of his "I hate to say it" turd. But at least he made a meme for people to reply to such shit takes.

Doubt Roger Boyes will ever remove the stink of his "I hate to say it" turd. But at least he made a meme for people to reply to such shit takes.

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OTD in 2023 Prez was first indicted by the International Criminal Court at The Hague for mass deporting Ukrainian children. Here’s a vid from 2005 praising the important work the court does… I remain a master strategist.

OTD in 2023 Prez was first indicted by the International Criminal Court at The Hague for mass deporting Ukrainian children. Here’s a vid from 2005 praising the important work the court does… I remain a master strategist.

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The collapse of Putin's system will only happen if it can be overloaded with more problems than it can manage. peter pomerantsev in the bunker with Prez & Liubov Tsybulska

The collapse of Putin's system will only happen if it can be overloaded with more problems than it can manage. peter pomerantsev in the bunker with Prez & Liubov Tsybulska

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Ear rings and ballistic missiles. Russia can't defeat the Ukrainian army, so we're using Oreshniks against civilians. Patreons get it free, early & no adverts.

Ear rings and ballistic missiles. Russia can't defeat the Ukrainian army, so we're using Oreshniks against civilians. Patreons get it free, early & no adverts.

40,279 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад