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Sexually Frustrated Hellspawn, Narcoleptic Marauder, Chronic Dumbass

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"Who invited blud?"

"Who invited blud?"

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>Bloodborne 2 exists >Switch 2 exclusive

>Bloodborne 2 exists >Switch 2 exclusive

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Saber watching as the actual Marneus Calgar and 1st Company walk through the door:

Saber watching as the actual Marneus Calgar and 1st Company walk through the door:

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Superior Iron Man if his skin had unique dialogue:

Superior Iron Man if his skin had unique dialogue:

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Friend is playing Halo CE for the first time They sent this in the gc

Friend is playing Halo CE for the first time They sent this in the gc

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Gordon if he wasn’t fuckin around:

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Gordon if he wasn’t fuckin around:

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Mfw I see the last Glup Shitto "In Loving Memory of-" credits gag (this will be the end to the entire show):

Mfw I see the last Glup Shitto "In Loving Memory of-" credits gag (this will be the end to the entire show):

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Music goes hard at this segment

Music goes hard at this segment

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How Doomguy’s moving in Revelations:

How Doomguy’s moving in Revelations:

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>Next Console Gen in $1K-$1.8K range >MS announces another 3 rounds of layoffs >Sony still doubling down on no physicals >Epic endorsing increased AI usage >Bioware fucking dies in Saudi buyout

>Next Console Gen in $1K-$1.8K range >MS announces another 3 rounds of layoffs >Sony still doubling down on no physicals >Epic endorsing increased AI usage >Bioware fucking dies in Saudi buyout

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The temperature is dropping

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The temperature is dropping

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I actually always liked Zathura better than Jumanji, and 90% of that is because of the Robot

I actually always liked Zathura better than Jumanji, and 90% of that is because of the Robot

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Me looking at the IP roster for the eventual DC Rivals:

Me looking at the IP roster for the eventual DC Rivals:

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It’s funny cuz Jega’s boss cutscene is all about mocking Esparza’s grief with the recording, but he doesn’t know that’s not his actual family, then telling that to Chief who doubly has no connection 🥀

It’s funny cuz Jega’s boss cutscene is all about mocking Esparza’s grief with the recording, but he doesn’t know that’s not his actual family, then telling that to Chief who doubly has no connection 🥀

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How every insider report and ex-Halo dev is describing Pierre Hintze:

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How every insider report and ex-Halo dev is describing Pierre Hintze:

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Every other game he’s doing some cool shit and taking control of the situation, meanwhile in CE he just does whatever anyone tells him to do and gets yelled at by Cortana like "huh?"

Every other game he’s doing some cool shit and taking control of the situation, meanwhile in CE he just does whatever anyone tells him to do and gets yelled at by Cortana like "huh?"

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Doom the Dark Ages actually displays Doomguy’s greatest feat yet Touching a woman, albeit at great cost

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Doom the Dark Ages actually displays Doomguy’s greatest feat yet Touching a woman, albeit at great cost

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Doomguy but he works 9-10

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Doomguy but he works 9-10

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How it feels finishing Revelations knowing this is probably the last time id Software can operate at this level

How it feels finishing Revelations knowing this is probably the last time id Software can operate at this level

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Essential Doom-core

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Essential Doom-core

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Wait what the fuck do you mean Nvidia showed more of Doom The Dark Ages, and possibly some of the soundtrack?

Wait what the fuck do you mean Nvidia showed more of Doom The Dark Ages, and possibly some of the soundtrack?

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Redundant meme but someone had to do it

Redundant meme but someone had to do it

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It Doom's on me 'til I 64

It Doom's on me 'til I 64

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KaseOh Maykr

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KaseOh Maykr

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Doomguy describing his timeline

Doomguy describing his timeline

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