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Russell Martin will never be anything. The guy was a loser as a player and an utter failure as a manger. "You can't just win" Full boycott required. Talking about Rangers as if we are some no mark club.

Russell Martin will never be anything. The guy was a loser as a player and an utter failure as a manger. "You can't just win" Full boycott required. Talking about Rangers as if we are some no mark club.

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Newcastle reserves looking the part. No doubt this meaningless pre season friendly result against a 3rd string will be lauded as some sort of achievement by the media propaganda wing of Celtic but real football afficionados know it means nothing.

Newcastle reserves looking the part. No doubt this meaningless pre season friendly result against a 3rd string will be lauded as some sort of achievement by the media propaganda wing of Celtic but real football afficionados know it means nothing.

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The simpleton meltdown at this Shankland interview is like nothing I've ever seen. He owns these miscreants already. Kenny McLean imminent? 👀 Natural Order being restored. 🇬🇧🔴⚪️🔵

The simpleton meltdown at this Shankland interview is like nothing I've ever seen. He owns these miscreants already. Kenny McLean imminent? 👀 Natural Order being restored. 🇬🇧🔴⚪️🔵

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Ffs fan media is worse than Scottish media P.S. I heartily disagree with this individual

Ffs fan media is worse than Scottish media P.S. I heartily disagree with this individual

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Have you ever seen a human being blink so much?

Have you ever seen a human being blink so much?

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The Scottish FA and the entire refereeing department needs to be independently investigated. This cannot continue. Not fit for purpose.

The Scottish FA and the entire refereeing department needs to be independently investigated. This cannot continue. Not fit for purpose.

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These people think we are stupid...

These people think we are stupid...

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That's how to play in a high pressure European football match. The Rangers way 🔴⚪️🔵 bye bye Real Betis Balompié 🌴💚 👋 bye bye Aris Limassol FC 👋 #EuropaLeague #UEL

That's how to play in a high pressure European football match. The Rangers way 🔴⚪️🔵 bye bye Real Betis Balompié 🌴💚 👋 bye bye Aris Limassol FC 👋 #EuropaLeague #UEL

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Scenes outside Celtic Park just now? Simpletons have lost the plot. What a job Danny Röhl is doing 💪🔴⚪️🔵

Scenes outside Celtic Park just now? Simpletons have lost the plot. What a job Danny Röhl is doing 💪🔴⚪️🔵

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Johnny Davidson explains the secret to making the best cup of tea?

Johnny Davidson explains the secret to making the best cup of tea?

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"They’re not gonna like this!" (In a Fergo🍇 voice) Martin O’Neill is Old Firm Loyal 😂

"They’re not gonna like this!" (In a Fergo🍇 voice) Martin O’Neill is Old Firm Loyal 😂

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Strong statement from the club

Strong statement from the club

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Average Kneecap fan

Average Kneecap fan

26,458 views

Tam sellic son Get well soon wee man

Tam sellic son Get well soon wee man

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Bonnie Blue meets Ibiza Final Boss! Is this the most culturally important moment of the 21st Century?
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Bonnie Blue meets Ibiza Final Boss! Is this the most culturally important moment of the 21st Century?

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456,840 views • 1 year ago

It's clear why many Celtic fans said Brendan Rodgers only signed £50,000 rated Adam Idah for the inflated price of £10 million because he wanted to squeeze his muscles rather than his ability. It's hard to defend Rodgers tbh
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It's clear why many Celtic fans said Brendan Rodgers only signed £50,000 rated Adam Idah for the inflated price of £10 million because he wanted to squeeze his muscles rather than his ability. It's hard to defend Rodgers tbh

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312,178 views • 1 year ago

David Moyes taking no nonsense?
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David Moyes taking no nonsense?

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228,952 views • 1 year ago

Don't let the VAR penalty incident detract from Celtic's 3rd goal involving a trip on Diomande by the player who scored seconds later. That goal should've been disallowed for foul in the buildup. More honest mistakes.
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Don't let the VAR penalty incident detract from Celtic's 3rd goal involving a trip on Diomande by the player who scored seconds later. That goal should've been disallowed for foul in the buildup. More honest mistakes.

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310,820 views • 1 year ago

I put a few away like that 😂
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I put a few away like that 😂

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232,221 views • 1 year ago

Russell Martin was surprised he was sacked after 1 win in 16 games? Having conceded 11 goals in his last 3 matches. He thought the team were delivering in terms of style of play? This should be fun...He thought they were getting better? They had the worst season in their history
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Russell Martin was surprised he was sacked after 1 win in 16 games? Having conceded 11 goals in his last 3 matches. He thought the team were delivering in terms of style of play? This should be fun...He thought they were getting better? They had the worst season in their history

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168,938 views • 1 year ago

Today Martin O'Neil says it would be amazing for Scottish Football if Hearts won the league instead of Celtic...Tonight he was appointed Simpleton manager 😂
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Today Martin O'Neil says it would be amazing for Scottish Football if Hearts won the league instead of Celtic...Tonight he was appointed Simpleton manager 😂

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105,214 views • 11 months ago

Russell Martin gave a rousing half time team talk in his last game as Southampton manager begging his players not to get beat 9 or 10 nil hoping they could keep it at 5 nil. They made him proud.
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Russell Martin gave a rousing half time team talk in his last game as Southampton manager begging his players not to get beat 9 or 10 nil hoping they could keep it at 5 nil. They made him proud.

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138,278 views • 1 year ago

Leon Balogun sums it up
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Leon Balogun sums it up

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158,462 views • 1 year ago

Sergio Aguero just gets it 🇬🇧🔴⚪️🔵
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Sergio Aguero just gets it 🇬🇧🔴⚪️🔵

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128,968 views • 1 year ago

This story about the two astronauts that are stuck in Space is getting weirder all the time. They are now reporting hearing mysterious heartbeat sounds and no one knows what it is. THIS ENTIRE STORY IS INSANE! 🤯
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This story about the two astronauts that are stuck in Space is getting weirder all the time. They are now reporting hearing mysterious heartbeat sounds and no one knows what it is. THIS ENTIRE STORY IS INSANE! 🤯

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155,886 views • 2 years ago

Danny Röhl is gonna have a field day with this loser 😂
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Danny Röhl is gonna have a field day with this loser 😂

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70,298 views • 11 months ago

This can't be real 😂
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This can't be real 😂

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87,012 views • 1 year ago

The Simpletons will be terrified after watching that today (we know you were watching). Not even at full strength and the team is starting to slowly gel. A frightening prospect when you consider the potential additions to the team. In Philippe Clement we trust. 🔴⚪️🔵
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The Simpletons will be terrified after watching that today (we know you were watching). Not even at full strength and the team is starting to slowly gel. A frightening prospect when you consider the potential additions to the team. In Philippe Clement we trust. 🔴⚪️🔵

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115,675 views • 2 years ago

Beale, 15th Nov last year (9 days before Gio got sacked) talking about how Postecoglou wouldn't have beaten us if he'd been there. It put more pressure on Gio, rewriting how tragic our start to the season was. Then sat in the Directors box.Classless fraud
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Beale, 15th Nov last year (9 days before Gio got sacked) talking about how Postecoglou wouldn't have beaten us if he'd been there. It put more pressure on Gio, rewriting how tragic our start to the season was. Then sat in the Directors box.Classless fraud

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143,848 views • 3 years ago

Sitting back admiring the fallout from a few tweets:
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Sitting back admiring the fallout from a few tweets:

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161,879 views • 3 years ago

Gordon Parks and PLZ Soccer getting bodied by Big Phil is the cherry on top of an already majestic Saturday
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Gordon Parks and PLZ Soccer getting bodied by Big Phil is the cherry on top of an already majestic Saturday

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122,665 views • 2 years ago