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Russell Martin will never be anything. The guy was a loser as a player and an utter failure as a manger. "You can't just win" Full boycott required. Talking about Rangers as if we are some no mark club.

Russell Martin will never be anything. The guy was a loser as a player and an utter failure as a manger. "You can't just win" Full boycott required. Talking about Rangers as if we are some no mark club.

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The simpleton meltdown at this Shankland interview is like nothing I've ever seen. He owns these miscreants already. Kenny McLean imminent? 👀 Natural Order being restored. 🇬🇧🔴⚪️🔵

The simpleton meltdown at this Shankland interview is like nothing I've ever seen. He owns these miscreants already. Kenny McLean imminent? 👀 Natural Order being restored. 🇬🇧🔴⚪️🔵

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Dundee are already bringing the comedy to Scottish football for the 25/26 season 😂

Dundee are already bringing the comedy to Scottish football for the 25/26 season 😂

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Newcastle reserves looking the part. No doubt this meaningless pre season friendly result against a 3rd string will be lauded as some sort of achievement by the media propaganda wing of Celtic but real football afficionados know it means nothing.

Newcastle reserves looking the part. No doubt this meaningless pre season friendly result against a 3rd string will be lauded as some sort of achievement by the media propaganda wing of Celtic but real football afficionados know it means nothing.

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This is the poison in our game. It will be fobbed off as a joke but the sinister undertones are clear.

This is the poison in our game. It will be fobbed off as a joke but the sinister undertones are clear.

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Bring him home

Bring him home

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Ffs fan media is worse than Scottish media P.S. I heartily disagree with this individual

Ffs fan media is worse than Scottish media P.S. I heartily disagree with this individual

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In September Celtic fans and Brendan Rodgers thought giving a foul AGAINST Rangers for this and disallowing the goal that followed was excellent refereeing...Interesting 👏🤔

In September Celtic fans and Brendan Rodgers thought giving a foul AGAINST Rangers for this and disallowing the goal that followed was excellent refereeing...Interesting 👏🤔

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Yet Celtic get a penalty in the last minute to win a game: a deflected excellent block (that meant the ball was not even heading towards goal) that hit a player arm (next to his body) who was only a yard away. This could be called corruption on an industrial scale.

Yet Celtic get a penalty in the last minute to win a game: a deflected excellent block (that meant the ball was not even heading towards goal) that hit a player arm (next to his body) who was only a yard away. This could be called corruption on an industrial scale.

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Have you ever seen a human being blink so much?

Have you ever seen a human being blink so much?

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Whenever Celtic are involved...Play on, nothing to see here.

Whenever Celtic are involved...Play on, nothing to see here.

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This is the minutes silence at Celtic Park today (abandoned after 30 seconds). Utter scum. Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything. These monobrowed miscreants always blame the Green Brigade but as you can see, they are all equally as poisonous 🤮

This is the minutes silence at Celtic Park today (abandoned after 30 seconds). Utter scum. Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything. These monobrowed miscreants always blame the Green Brigade but as you can see, they are all equally as poisonous 🤮

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Russell Martin has zero wins in the League BTW 🚫 #BozoWatch

Russell Martin has zero wins in the League BTW 🚫 #BozoWatch

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These people think we are stupid...

These people think we are stupid...

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The Scottish FA and the entire refereeing department needs to be independently investigated. This cannot continue. Not fit for purpose.

The Scottish FA and the entire refereeing department needs to be independently investigated. This cannot continue. Not fit for purpose.

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Philippe Clement makes an excellent point. He gets it 💪🔴⚪️🔵

Philippe Clement makes an excellent point. He gets it 💪🔴⚪️🔵

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Johnny Davidson explains the secret to making the best cup of tea?

Johnny Davidson explains the secret to making the best cup of tea?

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Rangers Twitter 🇬🇧

Rangers Twitter 🇬🇧

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That's how to play in a high pressure European football match. The Rangers way 🔴⚪️🔵 bye bye Real Betis Balompié 🌴💚 👋 bye bye Aris Limassol FC 👋 #EuropaLeague #UEL

That's how to play in a high pressure European football match. The Rangers way 🔴⚪️🔵 bye bye Real Betis Balompié 🌴💚 👋 bye bye Aris Limassol FC 👋 #EuropaLeague #UEL

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Scenes outside Celtic Park just now? Simpletons have lost the plot. What a job Danny Röhl is doing 💪🔴⚪️🔵

Scenes outside Celtic Park just now? Simpletons have lost the plot. What a job Danny Röhl is doing 💪🔴⚪️🔵

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Flew up to Glasgow today to see my great gran in the Gorbals. Managed to catch them blowing up the shithole high flats they replaced the historic architecture of Glasgow with in the 1970s. Glasgow City Council destroying Glasgow for generations.

Flew up to Glasgow today to see my great gran in the Gorbals. Managed to catch them blowing up the shithole high flats they replaced the historic architecture of Glasgow with in the 1970s. Glasgow City Council destroying Glasgow for generations.

Der Röhl Souness

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This clown Russell Martin just doesn't get it. He has a career 39% win rate so so he's taking absolute bullshit saying coaching Rangers is the same as anywhere else. No manger of Rangers or Celtic would ever say something so stupid and expect to succeed. Digs at the fans too 🤯

This clown Russell Martin just doesn't get it. He has a career 39% win rate so so he's taking absolute bullshit saying coaching Rangers is the same as anywhere else. No manger of Rangers or Celtic would ever say something so stupid and expect to succeed. Digs at the fans too 🤯

Der Röhl Souness

548,379 просмотров • 11 месяцев назад

Bonnie Blue meets Ibiza Final Boss! Is this the most culturally important moment of the 21st Century?

Bonnie Blue meets Ibiza Final Boss! Is this the most culturally important moment of the 21st Century?

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Would not recommend

Would not recommend

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It's clear why many Celtic fans said Brendan Rodgers only signed £50,000 rated Adam Idah for the inflated price of £10 million because he wanted to squeeze his muscles rather than his ability. It's hard to defend Rodgers tbh

It's clear why many Celtic fans said Brendan Rodgers only signed £50,000 rated Adam Idah for the inflated price of £10 million because he wanted to squeeze his muscles rather than his ability. It's hard to defend Rodgers tbh

Der Röhl Souness

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Boshfather with Johnny Davidson months ago showing more understanding and compassion about Tourette’s than all these race grifter losers in media and Hollyweird. BBC apologising has done more damage and shamed people suffering. If you don't speak up you are bullying sufferers

Boshfather with Johnny Davidson months ago showing more understanding and compassion about Tourette’s than all these race grifter losers in media and Hollyweird. BBC apologising has done more damage and shamed people suffering. If you don't speak up you are bullying sufferers

Der Röhl Souness

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Russell Martin has absolute contempt for the Rangers fans. Bizarre attitude

Russell Martin has absolute contempt for the Rangers fans. Bizarre attitude

Der Röhl Souness

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David Moyes taking no nonsense?

David Moyes taking no nonsense?

Der Röhl Souness

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I put a few away like that 😂

I put a few away like that 😂

Der Röhl Souness

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Don't let the VAR penalty incident detract from Celtic's 3rd goal involving a trip on Diomande by the player who scored seconds later. That goal should've been disallowed for foul in the buildup. More honest mistakes.

Don't let the VAR penalty incident detract from Celtic's 3rd goal involving a trip on Diomande by the player who scored seconds later. That goal should've been disallowed for foul in the buildup. More honest mistakes.

Der Röhl Souness

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Russell Martin was surprised he was sacked after 1 win in 16 games? Having conceded 11 goals in his last 3 matches. He thought the team were delivering in terms of style of play? This should be fun...He thought they were getting better? They had the worst season in their history

Russell Martin was surprised he was sacked after 1 win in 16 games? Having conceded 11 goals in his last 3 matches. He thought the team were delivering in terms of style of play? This should be fun...He thought they were getting better? They had the worst season in their history

Der Röhl Souness

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Today Martin O'Neil says it would be amazing for Scottish Football if Hearts won the league instead of Celtic...Tonight he was appointed Simpleton manager 😂

Today Martin O'Neil says it would be amazing for Scottish Football if Hearts won the league instead of Celtic...Tonight he was appointed Simpleton manager 😂

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Russell Martin gave a rousing half time team talk in his last game as Southampton manager begging his players not to get beat 9 or 10 nil hoping they could keep it at 5 nil. They made him proud.

Russell Martin gave a rousing half time team talk in his last game as Southampton manager begging his players not to get beat 9 or 10 nil hoping they could keep it at 5 nil. They made him proud.

Der Röhl Souness

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Leon Balogun sums it up

Leon Balogun sums it up

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This simpleton high on pints of "urine" and Sevco 49ers Derrangement Syndrome has the sensible idea that Celtic will spend £70 million in the Summer to establish dominance. They all know natural order is about to be restored. 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

This simpleton high on pints of "urine" and Sevco 49ers Derrangement Syndrome has the sensible idea that Celtic will spend £70 million in the Summer to establish dominance. They all know natural order is about to be restored. 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

Der Röhl Souness

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Sergio Aguero just gets it 🇬🇧🔴⚪️🔵

Sergio Aguero just gets it 🇬🇧🔴⚪️🔵

Der Röhl Souness

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Danny Röhl is gonna have a field day with this loser 😂

Danny Röhl is gonna have a field day with this loser 😂

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This story about the two astronauts that are stuck in Space is getting weirder all the time. They are now reporting hearing mysterious heartbeat sounds and no one knows what it is. THIS ENTIRE STORY IS INSANE! 🤯

This story about the two astronauts that are stuck in Space is getting weirder all the time. They are now reporting hearing mysterious heartbeat sounds and no one knows what it is. THIS ENTIRE STORY IS INSANE! 🤯

Der Röhl Souness

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Why are all Celtic fans stereotypical in the way they feign intelligence in a way that exposes them as absolute simpletons?

Why are all Celtic fans stereotypical in the way they feign intelligence in a way that exposes them as absolute simpletons?

Der Röhl Souness

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This can't be real 😂

This can't be real 😂

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