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There is a hotel in the southern United States that employs a man whose official job title is Duckmaster. The position exists nowhere else in the world. Twice a day he puts on a red and gold uniform, takes the elevator up to the rooftop, and walks five ducks down to the lobby. They march across a red carpet to a marble fountain in front of the guests, then swim there until evening. The tradition started in 1933 when the hotel’s manager came back from a duck hunting trip with too much whiskey in him and dumped his live decoys in the lobby fountain as a prank. Guests loved it. A few years later, a former circus animal trainer working as a bellman at the hotel volunteered to look after the ducks and taught them to march. The hotel gave him the title of Duckmaster. He kept the job for 50 years. The ducks now live on the rooftop in a marble palace that cost the hotel $200,000 to build, with their own miniature replica of the hotel inside. The hotel’s French restaurant has refused to serve duck on the menu since 1981.

There is a hotel in the southern United States that employs a man whose official job title is Duckmaster. The position exists nowhere else in the world. Twice a day he puts on a red and gold uniform, takes the elevator up to the rooftop, and walks five ducks down to the lobby. They march across a red carpet to a marble fountain in front of the guests, then swim there until evening. The tradition started in 1933 when the hotel’s manager came back from a duck hunting trip with too much whiskey in him and dumped his live decoys in the lobby fountain as a prank. Guests loved it. A few years later, a former circus animal trainer working as a bellman at the hotel volunteered to look after the ducks and taught them to march. The hotel gave him the title of Duckmaster. He kept the job for 50 years. The ducks now live on the rooftop in a marble palace that cost the hotel $200,000 to build, with their own miniature replica of the hotel inside. The hotel’s French restaurant has refused to serve duck on the menu since 1981.

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An awkward moment from 2012 when BTCC reporter Paul O’Neil interviewed a child and his grandfather inside a tent during a racing event in the UK."

An awkward moment from 2012 when BTCC reporter Paul O’Neil interviewed a child and his grandfather inside a tent during a racing event in the UK."

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In 2014, Melania Trump filmed a rare moment of Donald Trump driving his Rolls-Royce while listening to Taylor Swift’s "Blank Space," with their son Barron in the passenger seat.

In 2014, Melania Trump filmed a rare moment of Donald Trump driving his Rolls-Royce while listening to Taylor Swift’s "Blank Space," with their son Barron in the passenger seat.

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Do you remember this kid from 19 years ago? A 10-year-old named Jonathon Ware became an internet legend during a live news broadcast at the Portland Rose Festival in Portland, Oregon, USA. Jonathon was wearing black and white “zombie” face paint when a reporter asked for his opinion on the makeup. Instead of answering, he stared blankly into the camera and simply stated: “I like turtles.” The completely unrelated response made him a global sensation known as “The Zombie Kid.” Today, Jonathon is in his late 20s. He recently returned to the spotlight to help promote the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem movie, where he wore the iconic face paint once again to recreate his famous line.

Do you remember this kid from 19 years ago? A 10-year-old named Jonathon Ware became an internet legend during a live news broadcast at the Portland Rose Festival in Portland, Oregon, USA. Jonathon was wearing black and white “zombie” face paint when a reporter asked for his opinion on the makeup. Instead of answering, he stared blankly into the camera and simply stated: “I like turtles.” The completely unrelated response made him a global sensation known as “The Zombie Kid.” Today, Jonathon is in his late 20s. He recently returned to the spotlight to help promote the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem movie, where he wore the iconic face paint once again to recreate his famous line.

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That time when Gordon Ramsay cooked Pad Thai - Thailand's famous stir-fried noodle dish- for Chef Chang on his British TV series The F Word in 2009. Ramsay was confident in his version, but the traditional chef's reaction was brutal. After one bite, Chang told the world-famous chef, "This is not Pad Thai at all."

That time when Gordon Ramsay cooked Pad Thai - Thailand's famous stir-fried noodle dish- for Chef Chang on his British TV series The F Word in 2009. Ramsay was confident in his version, but the traditional chef's reaction was brutal. After one bite, Chang told the world-famous chef, "This is not Pad Thai at all."

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In a 1989 CNN “Larry King Live” interview, guest Donald Trump abruptly moved his chair back and told host Larry King: “Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad - it really is.” Trump later explained it was a deliberate negotiation tactic to gain the upper hand, adding that King’s breath was actually fine.

In a 1989 CNN “Larry King Live” interview, guest Donald Trump abruptly moved his chair back and told host Larry King: “Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad - it really is.” Trump later explained it was a deliberate negotiation tactic to gain the upper hand, adding that King’s breath was actually fine.

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About fourteen years ago, someone in Russia filmed a crow on a snowy rooftop. The bird had found a plastic jar lid, the kind you’d peel off a jar of mayonnaise, and was using it as a sled. It would hop on, ride the lid down the slope of the roof flapping its wings for balance, pick the lid up in its beak at the bottom, fly back to the top, and go again. The shot was taken from a high-rise window across the way, so you see the whole roof. And here’s the thing the video didn’t show. The snow on the roof already had several tracks down it before the camera switched on. The crow had been doing this for a while before anybody noticed. A behavioural scientist who looked at the clip pointed out what was actually happening. The lid hadn’t blown up there. The bird had carried it. Found it somewhere on the ground, recognised it as useful, flown it onto a roof, and worked out the best line down. That’s tool use, planning, and play in one creature. In one of the longer clips, the crow eventually flies off still carrying the lid, like it’s a possession worth keeping. Crows are in the corvid family, with ravens, magpies, and jays. The smartest birds we know of. Do you have them where you live? What’s the cleverest thing you’ve ever watched a wild animal do?

About fourteen years ago, someone in Russia filmed a crow on a snowy rooftop. The bird had found a plastic jar lid, the kind you’d peel off a jar of mayonnaise, and was using it as a sled. It would hop on, ride the lid down the slope of the roof flapping its wings for balance, pick the lid up in its beak at the bottom, fly back to the top, and go again. The shot was taken from a high-rise window across the way, so you see the whole roof. And here’s the thing the video didn’t show. The snow on the roof already had several tracks down it before the camera switched on. The crow had been doing this for a while before anybody noticed. A behavioural scientist who looked at the clip pointed out what was actually happening. The lid hadn’t blown up there. The bird had carried it. Found it somewhere on the ground, recognised it as useful, flown it onto a roof, and worked out the best line down. That’s tool use, planning, and play in one creature. In one of the longer clips, the crow eventually flies off still carrying the lid, like it’s a possession worth keeping. Crows are in the corvid family, with ravens, magpies, and jays. The smartest birds we know of. Do you have them where you live? What’s the cleverest thing you’ve ever watched a wild animal do?

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How Jennifer Lopez's Green Gown Led to the Birth of Google Images. Back in 2000, Jennifer Lopez walked the red carpet in a daring green Versace gown, and the world couldn't stop talking about it. The dress dominated headlines and had millions of people rushing online, all asking the same thing: "Where can I see that dress?". The problem was Google at the time could only show text-based results. The massive surge of interest in J.Lo's look revealed a major gap in search, a gap that led to the birth of Google Images.

How Jennifer Lopez's Green Gown Led to the Birth of Google Images. Back in 2000, Jennifer Lopez walked the red carpet in a daring green Versace gown, and the world couldn't stop talking about it. The dress dominated headlines and had millions of people rushing online, all asking the same thing: "Where can I see that dress?". The problem was Google at the time could only show text-based results. The massive surge of interest in J.Lo's look revealed a major gap in search, a gap that led to the birth of Google Images.

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Dolphins are some of the few animals known to invent toys using nothing but their own breath. Biologists have captured footage of them deliberately exhaling perfect silver bubble rings underwater, then using their snouts to spin them, flip them, and swim right through them.

Dolphins are some of the few animals known to invent toys using nothing but their own breath. Biologists have captured footage of them deliberately exhaling perfect silver bubble rings underwater, then using their snouts to spin them, flip them, and swim right through them.

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In August 1944, as France was liberated from German occupation, thousands of women accused of "horizontal collaboration" (relationships with German soldiers) had their heads publicly shaved. This extrajudicial punishment, known as the "wild purge" or "épuration sauvage," involved public humiliation and parades through town squares.

In August 1944, as France was liberated from German occupation, thousands of women accused of "horizontal collaboration" (relationships with German soldiers) had their heads publicly shaved. This extrajudicial punishment, known as the "wild purge" or "épuration sauvage," involved public humiliation and parades through town squares.

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160 years ago, a story by Mark Twain made a small village in California, USA, world-famous. In 1865, he wrote about a gambler whose champion frog lost a bet because a stranger secretly forced the animal to swallow heavy lead pellets (gun ammunition) until it was physically too heavy to lift its own body. To honor this tale, the town of Angels Camp now hosts a professional "Frog Jubilee." The rules are strict: "Jockeys" cannot touch the animal; they must scream or slap the ground to urge three consecutive leaps. In 1986, "Rosie the Ribiter" jumped 6.55 meters (21.5 ft), a feat unbeaten for 40 years.

160 years ago, a story by Mark Twain made a small village in California, USA, world-famous. In 1865, he wrote about a gambler whose champion frog lost a bet because a stranger secretly forced the animal to swallow heavy lead pellets (gun ammunition) until it was physically too heavy to lift its own body. To honor this tale, the town of Angels Camp now hosts a professional "Frog Jubilee." The rules are strict: "Jockeys" cannot touch the animal; they must scream or slap the ground to urge three consecutive leaps. In 1986, "Rosie the Ribiter" jumped 6.55 meters (21.5 ft), a feat unbeaten for 40 years.

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In Hangzhou, China, statues of Song dynasty official Qin Hui (11th-century national traitor) and his wife Wang Shi kneel permanently in remorse at the tomb of General Yue Fei, whom they had executed. For centuries, people have traditionally spit, slapped, or kicked the figures as a symbolic act of eternal condemnation. Does anyone in your country deserve such a statue?

In Hangzhou, China, statues of Song dynasty official Qin Hui (11th-century national traitor) and his wife Wang Shi kneel permanently in remorse at the tomb of General Yue Fei, whom they had executed. For centuries, people have traditionally spit, slapped, or kicked the figures as a symbolic act of eternal condemnation. Does anyone in your country deserve such a statue?

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Jumping spiders literally have white mustaches that make them look like tiny old men. They are the only spiders that can turn their heads to watch you move. They will even chase laser pointers like cats.

Jumping spiders literally have white mustaches that make them look like tiny old men. They are the only spiders that can turn their heads to watch you move. They will even chase laser pointers like cats.

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Back in the 90s, self-defense instructor Bob Taylor demonstrated a "dirty" technique involving a mouthful of soda. In an instructional video for FightFast, he taught that if a confrontation seemed imminent while drinking, one should not swallow the liquid but hold it in their mouth. The moment the aggressor moved to attack or got too close, the defender was to forcefully spray the liquid directly into their eyes. Taylor explained that the sudden shock and stinging from the carbonation would momentarily blind the attacker, creating an opening to strike or escape.

Back in the 90s, self-defense instructor Bob Taylor demonstrated a "dirty" technique involving a mouthful of soda. In an instructional video for FightFast, he taught that if a confrontation seemed imminent while drinking, one should not swallow the liquid but hold it in their mouth. The moment the aggressor moved to attack or got too close, the defender was to forcefully spray the liquid directly into their eyes. Taylor explained that the sudden shock and stinging from the carbonation would momentarily blind the attacker, creating an opening to strike or escape.

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23 years ago, a Panamanian musician recorded a mumbled, gibberish placeholder vocal for a song. He planned to get back to it later to write actual lyrics, but the rough demo circulated online. Another internet user combined the audio with a looping video of actor Adam West dancing as Batman, which amplified the track into a full meme phenomenon. Seeing the massive viral reaction, the producers officially released the song with the original gibberish left completely intact. It became so popular that it made the top 20 on the official UK Singles Chart.

23 years ago, a Panamanian musician recorded a mumbled, gibberish placeholder vocal for a song. He planned to get back to it later to write actual lyrics, but the rough demo circulated online. Another internet user combined the audio with a looping video of actor Adam West dancing as Batman, which amplified the track into a full meme phenomenon. Seeing the massive viral reaction, the producers officially released the song with the original gibberish left completely intact. It became so popular that it made the top 20 on the official UK Singles Chart.

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A truck driver in Australia once won $250,000 on a scratch card while pretending to win a scratch card for a TV news crew. He didn’t know the ticket was real until he scratched the last panel. He turned to the camera, completely flat, and said, “I just won $250,000. I’m not joking.” Then, holding his chest, “I think I’ll have another heart attack.” The “another” was the part most viewers missed. A year earlier Bill Morgan had been in a serious accident, developed a heart condition from it, had an allergic reaction to the medication that was supposed to fix it, and his heart had stopped for 14 minutes and 38 seconds. Paramedics revived him. He slipped into a coma. His family was told to prepare to turn off life support after 12 days. The day they were going to make the decision, he woke up. Fully himself with no brain damage. Within twelve months he got engaged, found work again, bought a $5 scratch card on a whim, and won a Toyota Corolla worth around $30,000 Australian dollars. That was the win that brought Nine News out to film him. They asked him to re-enact the car-winning moment in the same shop. He picked a fresh ticket off the counter at random for the re-creation. Scratched it. Won the jackpot. The cameraman thought he was acting until he saw the numbers. The shop staff opened champagne. Bill called his fiancée from the counter and told her they could now buy a house. She later said, on camera herself, “I just hope he hasn’t used all his good luck up.” She’s been with him for 27 years. They still live in the house. He’s in his mid-sixties, retired due to ongoing heart issues and arthritis, and he still walks down to the same kind of corner shop every week and buys a $5 scratch ticket. He doesn’t expect to win again. “I’ve had a bonus of 22 years,” he says. “Even if I’m not real well I shuffle down the road and smell the roses, look at the sun, and think about how lucky I am.”

A truck driver in Australia once won $250,000 on a scratch card while pretending to win a scratch card for a TV news crew. He didn’t know the ticket was real until he scratched the last panel. He turned to the camera, completely flat, and said, “I just won $250,000. I’m not joking.” Then, holding his chest, “I think I’ll have another heart attack.” The “another” was the part most viewers missed. A year earlier Bill Morgan had been in a serious accident, developed a heart condition from it, had an allergic reaction to the medication that was supposed to fix it, and his heart had stopped for 14 minutes and 38 seconds. Paramedics revived him. He slipped into a coma. His family was told to prepare to turn off life support after 12 days. The day they were going to make the decision, he woke up. Fully himself with no brain damage. Within twelve months he got engaged, found work again, bought a $5 scratch card on a whim, and won a Toyota Corolla worth around $30,000 Australian dollars. That was the win that brought Nine News out to film him. They asked him to re-enact the car-winning moment in the same shop. He picked a fresh ticket off the counter at random for the re-creation. Scratched it. Won the jackpot. The cameraman thought he was acting until he saw the numbers. The shop staff opened champagne. Bill called his fiancée from the counter and told her they could now buy a house. She later said, on camera herself, “I just hope he hasn’t used all his good luck up.” She’s been with him for 27 years. They still live in the house. He’s in his mid-sixties, retired due to ongoing heart issues and arthritis, and he still walks down to the same kind of corner shop every week and buys a $5 scratch ticket. He doesn’t expect to win again. “I’ve had a bonus of 22 years,” he says. “Even if I’m not real well I shuffle down the road and smell the roses, look at the sun, and think about how lucky I am.”

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In 2018, mountaineer Wojciech Jabczynski reached the summit of Rysy, the highest peak in Poland at 2,499 meters. Instead of an empty peak, he found a domestic ginger cat sitting on the rocks and grooming itself. It appeared healthy and unbothered by the cold or the steep climb

In 2018, mountaineer Wojciech Jabczynski reached the summit of Rysy, the highest peak in Poland at 2,499 meters. Instead of an empty peak, he found a domestic ginger cat sitting on the rocks and grooming itself. It appeared healthy and unbothered by the cold or the steep climb

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In 1989, a highly classified underwater sound system designed by the United States Navy to track submarines picked up something unexpected. It was the song of a whale. But the frequency was wrong. Every known whale species communicates at a frequency between 10 and 39 hertz. This one was singing at 52. Researchers have tracked the same solitary animal migrating across the Pacific Ocean for decades. It follows no known whale migration route and travels alone. Because no other whale on earth communicates at that frequency, marine biologists believe it has spent its entire life calling out into the dark without ever being heard or answered. It has been named the 52 Hertz Whale. Some call it the loneliest animal on earth. Nobody has ever seen it.

In 1989, a highly classified underwater sound system designed by the United States Navy to track submarines picked up something unexpected. It was the song of a whale. But the frequency was wrong. Every known whale species communicates at a frequency between 10 and 39 hertz. This one was singing at 52. Researchers have tracked the same solitary animal migrating across the Pacific Ocean for decades. It follows no known whale migration route and travels alone. Because no other whale on earth communicates at that frequency, marine biologists believe it has spent its entire life calling out into the dark without ever being heard or answered. It has been named the 52 Hertz Whale. Some call it the loneliest animal on earth. Nobody has ever seen it.

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In 1937, the Leroy Lettering System solved the problem of messy handwriting. Before computers, writing perfectly by hand was hard. This tool fixed that by letting you trace letters through a guide. It turned anyone's handwriting into flawless, uniform ink text that looked like it was printed by a machine.

In 1937, the Leroy Lettering System solved the problem of messy handwriting. Before computers, writing perfectly by hand was hard. This tool fixed that by letting you trace letters through a guide. It turned anyone's handwriting into flawless, uniform ink text that looked like it was printed by a machine.

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The richest man in the world had a habit nobody knew about. He jumped over things in his office. Started with a garbage can. Worked his way up. Thirty one years ago, Bill Gates sat down for a television interview on CBS. The interviewer pressed him hard on Microsoft's business practices and how the company had overtaken smaller rivals. The exchange grew tense. But at some point during the interview, she asked him something else entirely. "Is it true you can leap over a chair from a standing position?" Gates looked at the chair. Then said: "It depends on the size of the chair." And jumped clean over it. The clip sat largely forgotten for years until the internet found it and couldn't stop sharing it. What nobody knew at the time was that Gates had been jumping over office furniture for years. It started with a waste bin. Then a small chair. Then a regular chair. He just kept raising the bar, quietly, in his office, while running one of the most powerful companies on earth. In 2025 he appeared on a television programme, recreated the jump, and released a music video about it. The original interviewer appeared in the video.

The richest man in the world had a habit nobody knew about. He jumped over things in his office. Started with a garbage can. Worked his way up. Thirty one years ago, Bill Gates sat down for a television interview on CBS. The interviewer pressed him hard on Microsoft's business practices and how the company had overtaken smaller rivals. The exchange grew tense. But at some point during the interview, she asked him something else entirely. "Is it true you can leap over a chair from a standing position?" Gates looked at the chair. Then said: "It depends on the size of the chair." And jumped clean over it. The clip sat largely forgotten for years until the internet found it and couldn't stop sharing it. What nobody knew at the time was that Gates had been jumping over office furniture for years. It started with a waste bin. Then a small chair. Then a regular chair. He just kept raising the bar, quietly, in his office, while running one of the most powerful companies on earth. In 2025 he appeared on a television programme, recreated the jump, and released a music video about it. The original interviewer appeared in the video.

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I watched a film recently, based on a true story, about a man who spent fifty years consumed by what one person had done to him, then went looking for that very person. His name was Eric Lomax, a British army officer captured when Singapore fell to Japan in 1942. He was sent to work as a prisoner on the Burma Railway, a line the Japanese forced tens of thousands of POWs and local labourers to build through the jungle in horrific conditions. So many men died that it became known as the Death Railway. Lomax was a lifelong railway enthusiast, which is its own cruel irony. He and some others built a small radio from scrap to hear news of the war. When it was discovered, Lomax was singled out and interrogated for weeks, and what was done to him left wounds that never really closed. Through all of it there was one figure he could not forget, the interpreter who stood beside him and translated every question and answer. The man’s name was Takashi Nagase. Lomax went home to Scotland carrying that face for decades. The nightmares did not stop. He has said he spent years rehearsing what he would do if he ever found that interpreter again. Much later in life, he learned that Nagase was not only alive but had spent his postwar years as a campaigner for peace, building a temple of penance near the railway and helping reunite former prisoners with their captors. Nagase had been carrying the same fifty years of guilt that Lomax had been carrying as anger. They agreed to meet, on a hillside in Thailand near the river the prisoners had bridged. Nagase saw him, bowed, and began trembling and apologising over and over. Lomax, who had arrived without a shred of sympathy, took his hand instead. The two became real friends and stayed close for the rest of their lives. He first told all of this in his memoir, also a true account, called The Railway Man. It was later made into the film I watched.

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19 years ago, a high school basketball coach put his team manager into a game for the final four minutes. The kid had never played a single minute of competitive basketball in his life. He scored 20 points. Jason McElwain was diagnosed with severe autism at age two. He didn’t speak until he was five. He couldn’t chew solid food until he was six. He wore a nappy for most of his early childhood. As a baby, he was rigid, wouldn’t make eye contact, and hid in corners away from other children. He tried out for his school basketball team every year and got cut every time. Too small. Too slight. Barely 5’6 and about 54 kilograms. But he loved the game so much that his mum called the school and asked if there was any way he could be involved. The coach created a team manager role for him. For three years, McElwain showed up to every practice and every game. He wore a shirt and tie on match days. He ran drills, handed out water, kept stats, and cheered every basket like he’d scored it himself. On 15 February 2006, the last home game of his final school year, the coach let him suit up in a proper jersey and sit on the bench. With four minutes left and a comfortable lead, the coach sent him in. His first shot missed. His second missed. Then something shifted. He hit a three-pointer. Then another. Then another. His teammates stopped shooting entirely and just kept passing him the ball. He hit six three-pointers and a two-pointer. 20 points in four minutes. The highest scorer in the game. When the final buzzer went, the entire crowd rushed the court and lifted him onto their shoulders. His mum tapped the coach on the shoulder, in tears. “This is the nicest gift you could have ever given my son.” McElwain won the ESPY Award for Best Moment in Sports that year, beating out some of the biggest names in professional sport. He’s 36 now. He works at a local supermarket, coaches basketball, has run 17 marathons including five Boston Marathons, and travels the country speaking about never giving up. When asked about that night, his coach still gets emotional. “For him to come in and seize the moment like he did was certainly more than I ever expected. I was an emotional wreck.”

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A ten-year-old girl on a beach in Thailand saw the sea start to behave strangely, and because of something she had learned two weeks earlier, around a hundred people got off that beach in time. Her name is Tilly Smith, a schoolgirl from Surrey in England. On the morning of 26 December 2004 she was on holiday with her parents, Penny and Colin, and her seven-year-old sister Holly, walking along Maikhao Beach in Phuket. It was their first big family trip abroad, a Christmas treat, and the morning looked completely ordinary. Then Tilly noticed the water. The tide was not going in and out the way it should. It kept rushing in, further and further, and the surface had turned to a strange froth, like the foam sizzling in a frying pan. To everyone else on the beach it was just an odd-looking morning. To Tilly it set off an alarm, because she had seen those exact two signs before. About two weeks earlier, her geography teacher, a man named Andrew Kearney, had shown her class a video of a tsunami that hit Hawaii in 1946, and had explained the warning signs that come right before the wave. The receding water and the frothing sea were the two things she remembered most. She started telling her parents they had to get off the beach, that a tsunami was coming. At first they were not sure, but she was insistent enough that her mother flagged the hotel staff. The beach and the lower floors of the hotel were cleared in the few minutes that remained. Then the wave came. That stretch of coast was one of the only beaches in Phuket where everyone made it out safely. A geography lesson she had sat through a fortnight before, almost by chance, turned out to be the reason a whole beach full of strangers got to safety in time.

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There’s a fisherman in Costa Rica named Chito who, back in 1989, found a 70 kg crocodile bleeding on a riverbank, shot through the left eye by a cattle farmer who’d been losing cows. The animal was barely alive. Chito dragged him into his boat and took him home. For the first months he hid the crocodile in a secret pond deep in the forest, under a thick canopy of trees, because he didn’t trust the authorities to leave them alone. He fed him by hand. He slept next to him at night so the animal wouldn’t feel alone. He named him Pocho, which means “strong” in the local dialect. When Pocho was finally healthy, Chito drove him in a truck to a river far from the house and released him properly. The crocodile climbed straight out of the water and refused to go back in. He just waited. So Chito took him home again. The trust between them took years. “At first it was slow, slow,” Chito has said. “After a decade I started to work with him.” His first wife left him over the crocodile. Chito’s response: “Another wife I could get. Pocho was one in a million.” He later remarried, and his second wife came to love the animal too once she saw Chito putting his hands in its mouth. Every Sunday for over ten years, the two of them performed together in a small pool for whoever showed up. Pocho would charge at Chito with his jaws wide open, then close them at the last second so Chito could kiss his snout. They did this for years without incident. Pocho passed peacefully in the water outside the house in October 2011. By then he was around 5 metres long and probably about 60 years old. The whole town came to the funeral. Chito sang a calypso song he’d written for him, holding the crocodile’s hand. American crocodiles are one of the most aggressive species in the Americas, with the second strongest bite force of any animal alive. Researchers have only recently started taking crocodile intelligence seriously, finding that they play, use sticks to lure birds during nesting season, and form social bonds with each other. None of which explains Chito and Pocho, but it does mean what happened between them wasn’t impossible. Just very, very rare.

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In most countries, half the buttons you press in a day might be placebos. The walk button at the crossing, the close-door button in the elevator, the thermostat on the office wall. They click, they light up, and many of them are not actually wired to anything. Take New York, in the United States. Of the roughly 3,250 buttons at its pedestrian crossings, fewer than 120 actually do anything. The rest click when you press them, they look like working buttons, but they have not been connected to the traffic lights for more than thirty years. The city quietly deactivated them in the late 1980s when the signals moved to a computer system. Nobody told the public, because the public kept pressing them anyway. The close-door button in most American elevators is in the same condition. It has been doing nothing since 1990. That was the year the Americans with Disabilities Act passed, which required elevator doors to stay open long enough for someone in a wheelchair or on crutches to get in. The button stayed on the panel, but the wiring was cut. Karen Penafiel, who ran the National Elevator Industry trade group, confirmed this plainly to the New York Times a few years ago. In Hong Kong, the walk button at many pedestrian crossings is real during quiet hours and a placebo during rush hour. A central traffic computer decides which one it is, depending on how busy the road is. The same button, pressed by the same person at the same crossing, might or might not be doing anything, depending on the time of day. Parts of the UK and Australia use the same system. Office thermostats have their own version of this. A 2003 piece in the Wall Street Journal revealed that landlords in the US had been installing dummy thermostats in commercial buildings for years. A tenant would complain about the temperature, an engineer would walk over, turn a dial that controlled nothing, and the complaints would stop. One HVAC specialist estimated that as many as ninety percent of office thermostats in the country were fake. Other engineers said it was closer to two percent. Either way, it was widespread enough to be a known trick of the trade. These are only the places where someone has bothered to investigate and report it. Nobody has done a proper audit of the buttons in Lagos, or Nairobi, or Jakarta, or Mexico City, or Karachi. The crossings, elevators, and thermostats in those cities were installed by the same manufacturers, run by the same kinds of building managers, governed by the same kinds of traffic computers. There is no particular reason to assume the buttons there are any more honest than the ones in New York. A Harvard psychologist named Ellen Langer has a name for what is going on. She calls it the illusion of control. When you press the button, even if nothing happens, your brain registers that you took an action, and the waiting becomes easier. The door closes eventually, the light changes, the office cools down. And every time, your brain credits the button.

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13 years ago, a 20-year-old woman came home from her part-time job, changed into a crumpled green t-shirt she found on her bedroom floor, sat in front of her webcam, and recorded a video that would follow her for the rest of her life. Laina Morris had entered a fan contest run by pop star Justin Bieber. He’d asked fans to record their own version of his song “Boyfriend” from a girlfriend’s perspective. Morris decided to make hers as unsettling as possible. She wrote lyrics about taping a recording device under her boyfriend’s sleeve and stealing the key to his house. To fill time before the song started, she stared into the camera without blinking, eyes wide open, with a fixed smile. She didn’t win the contest. But a friend screenshotted her face from the video and uploaded it to the internet. By the next morning, her expression had become one of the most shared memes in the world: “Overly Attached Girlfriend.” People added captions like “Took you 15 minutes to get home. Google Maps says 12. Who is she?” Morris leaned in. She built a YouTube channel, landed brand deals with major companies, appeared on late-night television, and turned the meme into a full-time career with over a million subscribers. Then in 2019, she posted a video called “Breaking Up With You…Tube” and walked away. She said she’d been battling depression since 2014 and had been keeping it a secret. “I felt ashamed and I felt guilt for being stressed and overwhelmed with a job and opportunities that were so great. I didn’t understand why I couldn’t handle it.” She’s 33 now. Lives quietly with her dogs. In a recent interview, she was asked if the meme still follows her on dates. She said one date ended early after the person realised who she was, spent the rest of dinner texting people about it, and left saying, “I can’t believe I just went on a date with the Overly Attached Girlfriend.” What’s something from your past that people still associate with you, even though you’ve moved on?

Dr. Lemma

4,250,284 views • 2 months ago

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Her mother spent $4,000 to record a birthday song for a thirteen year old girl. It changed the next decade of that girl's life in ways nobody could have predicted. The song was called Friday. Rebecca Black recorded it during school break, just for fun. It sat at around 1,000 views for a month. Then it didn't. It became the most disliked video on all of YouTube. The count was public back then. Everyone could see it. Millions of people had gone out of their way to press a button just to register their contempt for a thirteen year old girl. She was in eighth grade. Kids at school would walk past her singing it in mocking voices. Food was thrown at her. She received threatening messages serious enough that police investigated them. She eventually switched to homeschooling. At nineteen, almost every producer she approached told her they would never work with her. She wrote years later that she had spent most of her teenage years terribly ashamed of herself and afraid of the world. She kept going. Lady Gaga called the song genius. Katy Perry championed her publicly and invited her to appear in her own music video. Friday was covered on Glee. Her 2023 debut album received critical acclaim. In 2025 she released her second album, toured across North America and Europe, and opened for Katy Perry on a world tour. She has turned down every offer to have the video removed from the internet. She said pulling it down would only attach more shame to something she no longer feels ashamed of. The video has been watched over 167 million times.

Lemma the Optimist

3,995,708 views • 2 months ago

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A railway company in Japan once ran out of money to pay a stationmaster. So they gave the job to the cat who lived outside the station. She wore a custom made hat, worked for cat food, and saved the entire line. Her name was Tama. She was a calico cat who had spent her days sitting near the entrance of Kishi Station in Wakayama Prefecture, Japan, greeting passengers anyway. When the company destaffed the station in 2006 to cut costs, the president visited to discuss what to do about the stray cats living nearby. He looked into Tama's eyes and later said they conveyed a sense of purpose as strong as any of his employees. He made her stationmaster. Within a month passenger numbers rose by seventeen percent. People began travelling from across Japan just to see her. Tourists arrived from other countries. A French documentary crew came to film her. The station was eventually rebuilt in the shape of a cat's face. In her eight years as stationmaster Tama contributed an estimated one billion yen to the local economy. She was promoted four times. She eventually held the title of Honorary President of the railway. The only female in a senior position in the entire company. When she passed away in 2015 over three thousand people attended her funeral. She was given the posthumous title Honorary Eternal Stationmaster and enshrined at a nearby Shinto shrine as a goddess. The position of stationmaster at Kishi Station is still held by a cat today.

Lemma the Optimist

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