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The heartbreak of dementia. Aide: Sir, Greece is a country, not a person. Trump: Travolta was in that one, right? Aide: Travolta was in Grease. We’re talking about Greece, the country. Trump: Country? When I was a kid, we used to call them ‘movies.’ Aide: Go back to sleep.

The heartbreak of dementia. Aide: Sir, Greece is a country, not a person. Trump: Travolta was in that one, right? Aide: Travolta was in Grease. We’re talking about Greece, the country. Trump: Country? When I was a kid, we used to call them ‘movies.’ Aide: Go back to sleep.

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Sadly, the majority of Americans will not understand why it’s ironic that Italy is booing our fascist Veep. They know nothing about history— or Trump would never have been elected.

Sadly, the majority of Americans will not understand why it’s ironic that Italy is booing our fascist Veep. They know nothing about history— or Trump would never have been elected.

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This actually infuriates me. NOW you’ve finally discovered that the world’s biggest conman conned you?!! The absurdity of the event wasn’t enough, the ludicrous ear drape wasn’t sufficient, & the magic healing of the ear didn’t do it?!! You JUST realized you’re an imbecile?!!

This actually infuriates me. NOW you’ve finally discovered that the world’s biggest conman conned you?!! The absurdity of the event wasn’t enough, the ludicrous ear drape wasn’t sufficient, & the magic healing of the ear didn’t do it?!! You JUST realized you’re an imbecile?!!

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When Brady Tkachuk pulled his head out of Trump’s fat ass for just a nanosecond, the heroic Simon Edvinsson instantly showed him that ‘we’re not all being political.’ Not a bit. You’re entirely free to worship any corrupt, demented, fascist pedophile of your choosing, Brady.

When Brady Tkachuk pulled his head out of Trump’s fat ass for just a nanosecond, the heroic Simon Edvinsson instantly showed him that ‘we’re not all being political.’ Not a bit. You’re entirely free to worship any corrupt, demented, fascist pedophile of your choosing, Brady.

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Clinton: You know why there’s never been a Hurricane Donald? Because everyone would joke that it’s the world’s biggest blow job.

Clinton: You know why there’s never been a Hurricane Donald? Because everyone would joke that it’s the world’s biggest blow job.

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As Americans, we’ve all known the heartbreak of being turned away at the grocery store because we’d forgotten to bring ID. “No soup for you!!!” the clerk yelled, as they called the Campbell’s police. The President of the United States needs to be in a secure care facility.

As Americans, we’ve all known the heartbreak of being turned away at the grocery store because we’d forgotten to bring ID. “No soup for you!!!” the clerk yelled, as they called the Campbell’s police. The President of the United States needs to be in a secure care facility.

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After listening to Trump at Davos, there isn’t a single world leader who’s failed to realize that Trump was always an imbecile, but is now impaired by advanced dementia. What’s surprising is that American voters are passive enough not to be in the streets demanding his removal.

After listening to Trump at Davos, there isn’t a single world leader who’s failed to realize that Trump was always an imbecile, but is now impaired by advanced dementia. What’s surprising is that American voters are passive enough not to be in the streets demanding his removal.

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Your reminder that while he’s now entirely impaired by dementia, Trump was always a moron. He never understood tariffs or percentages, which is how he bankrupted 6 companies. “It’s a different kind of calculation,” he said. Correct. One is accurate, and the other wildly wrong.

Your reminder that while he’s now entirely impaired by dementia, Trump was always a moron. He never understood tariffs or percentages, which is how he bankrupted 6 companies. “It’s a different kind of calculation,” he said. Correct. One is accurate, and the other wildly wrong.

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Dementia is a progressive neuro-cognitive disorder— it only gets worse. The patient can’t control it, and as sad as it is, there’s no cause for shame. America, however, should be deeply ashamed that they chose a man who was stupid even when healthy, and is now clearly demented.

Dementia is a progressive neuro-cognitive disorder— it only gets worse. The patient can’t control it, and as sad as it is, there’s no cause for shame. America, however, should be deeply ashamed that they chose a man who was stupid even when healthy, and is now clearly demented.

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Bobby— you said there’s no such thing as a safe vaccine, you beheaded a whale, you dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park, you advise people to drink unpasteurized milk, you bathe in raw sewage, & you’re a heroin addict— the Democrats didn’t spend a penny to make you look crazy.

Bobby— you said there’s no such thing as a safe vaccine, you beheaded a whale, you dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park, you advise people to drink unpasteurized milk, you bathe in raw sewage, & you’re a heroin addict— the Democrats didn’t spend a penny to make you look crazy.

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Also Trump: I’m supposed to be a very smart person, but my ignorance is boundless— and terrifying. I have eyes, I have ears, and one is a magic ear that grew back overnight. I get reports that you’ll never see because I’d be impeached the next day if you actually knew the truth.

Also Trump: I’m supposed to be a very smart person, but my ignorance is boundless— and terrifying. I have eyes, I have ears, and one is a magic ear that grew back overnight. I get reports that you’ll never see because I’d be impeached the next day if you actually knew the truth.

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There isn’t another nation on earth that’d like to have Trump as their leader— not in Europe, and not anywhere else. Only in America are people stupid and self-destructive enough to elect an ignorant, malignant sociopath. And now— dementia has impaired him enough to say this.

There isn’t another nation on earth that’d like to have Trump as their leader— not in Europe, and not anywhere else. Only in America are people stupid and self-destructive enough to elect an ignorant, malignant sociopath. And now— dementia has impaired him enough to say this.

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Q: Why does Trump fall asleep every time he sits down in public?! A: The only alternative is to pump him full of stimulants, as they did a few nights ago for his ‘speech.’ Then, instead of a sleeping, elderly dementia patient, you have an enraged imbecile screaming at the world.

Q: Why does Trump fall asleep every time he sits down in public?! A: The only alternative is to pump him full of stimulants, as they did a few nights ago for his ‘speech.’ Then, instead of a sleeping, elderly dementia patient, you have an enraged imbecile screaming at the world.

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Clips of Trump departing China are playing nonstop on television there, with the message: ‘Parents, please tell your children to stop crying. They’re safe once again.’

Clips of Trump departing China are playing nonstop on television there, with the message: ‘Parents, please tell your children to stop crying. They’re safe once again.’

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Kristi ‘Dawg’ Noem just compared Antifa to Isis, Hezbollah, and Hamas. The problem, of course, is that there IS no Antifa— it’s a philosophy, not an organization. She’s so indescribably stupid that she could only work for Trump. No one else on earth would hire her.

Kristi ‘Dawg’ Noem just compared Antifa to Isis, Hezbollah, and Hamas. The problem, of course, is that there IS no Antifa— it’s a philosophy, not an organization. She’s so indescribably stupid that she could only work for Trump. No one else on earth would hire her.

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No, I can’t believe it— because not a word of it is true. Trump treats MAGAts as they deserve to be treated: like astonishing imbeciles. And, sure enough, he lies to these morons, and they applaud, because they’re dumber than the lawn in your backyard.

No, I can’t believe it— because not a word of it is true. Trump treats MAGAts as they deserve to be treated: like astonishing imbeciles. And, sure enough, he lies to these morons, and they applaud, because they’re dumber than the lawn in your backyard.

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This demented cretin says “fuck” on television because he thinks it makes him seem strong. He hasn’t a shred of dignity, class, or decency— but narcissistic sociopaths rarely do. He’s a shining example for the world of what America’s become.

This demented cretin says “fuck” on television because he thinks it makes him seem strong. He hasn’t a shred of dignity, class, or decency— but narcissistic sociopaths rarely do. He’s a shining example for the world of what America’s become.

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“1.4 billion people are waiting for you to apologize.” I love the way China mocks JD Vance. Bravo!!

“1.4 billion people are waiting for you to apologize.” I love the way China mocks JD Vance. Bravo!!

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Q: When you say, “Nobody’s able to see them,” you don’t really mean that literally, do you? Trump: Oh, yes. They’re invisible to everyone. You can’t even imagine how difficult it is for our mechanics to work on them. They can’t find them.

Q: When you say, “Nobody’s able to see them,” you don’t really mean that literally, do you? Trump: Oh, yes. They’re invisible to everyone. You can’t even imagine how difficult it is for our mechanics to work on them. They can’t find them.

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Immigrant: I’d like to apply for a mortgage. Bank: In applying, we’ll need employment & income, 5 years of tax returns, & funds to cover 20% down. Immig.: Uh, I’m here illegally, and I’m on welfare. Bank: As a Republican, we’ll give you a house that an American qualified for.

Immigrant: I’d like to apply for a mortgage. Bank: In applying, we’ll need employment & income, 5 years of tax returns, & funds to cover 20% down. Immig.: Uh, I’m here illegally, and I’m on welfare. Bank: As a Republican, we’ll give you a house that an American qualified for.

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Trump: I’ve got more wounds than any President— ever. I’ve been shot 100 times, stabbed nearly to death, run thru with swords, and put into a meat grinder— twice. I’ve had VD 50 times. No President has endured what I have, and I did it all for you. The heartbreak of dementia.

Trump: I’ve got more wounds than any President— ever. I’ve been shot 100 times, stabbed nearly to death, run thru with swords, and put into a meat grinder— twice. I’ve had VD 50 times. No President has endured what I have, and I did it all for you. The heartbreak of dementia.

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The bar has been this low for many years, as the inbred cousin-fucking voters of CO have repeatedly re-elected HS dropout Lauren Boebert in an effort to beat TX in the ‘Dumbest Voters in America’ competition finals.

The bar has been this low for many years, as the inbred cousin-fucking voters of CO have repeatedly re-elected HS dropout Lauren Boebert in an effort to beat TX in the ‘Dumbest Voters in America’ competition finals.

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The last time any country’s leader made comments this delusional was in 1977, when Uganda’s Idi Amin volunteered to take over the Presidency of several other nations. The CIA believed he was suffering from advanced, untreated syphilis, which had extensively damaged his brain.

The last time any country’s leader made comments this delusional was in 1977, when Uganda’s Idi Amin volunteered to take over the Presidency of several other nations. The CIA believed he was suffering from advanced, untreated syphilis, which had extensively damaged his brain.

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Q: You said that you’ve ended 8 wars. Can you identify which wars you’re referring to? Trump: I’ve ended too many to remember— I’ve been doing that my whole life. Q: Is there anyone in your administration who keeps track of it? Trump: No, and that’s Biden’s fault, too.

Q: You said that you’ve ended 8 wars. Can you identify which wars you’re referring to? Trump: I’ve ended too many to remember— I’ve been doing that my whole life. Q: Is there anyone in your administration who keeps track of it? Trump: No, and that’s Biden’s fault, too.

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If you’re not from FL, you’ll struggle to believe this. The Villages is a massive retirement community (100K+), built specifically for hick racists. Healthy people can’t survive there— only horrible cretins. No politician can win in FL without support in The Villages. And yet…

If you’re not from FL, you’ll struggle to believe this. The Villages is a massive retirement community (100K+), built specifically for hick racists. Healthy people can’t survive there— only horrible cretins. No politician can win in FL without support in The Villages. And yet…

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Trump: I had nothing to do with the guy. Q: He was at your wedding!! You were his best friend for over a decade!! He flew you to his island— on his private jet— 7 times!! Trump: I think he served me coffee once— he and his secretary, what was her name? Jizzlane, I think it was.

Trump: I had nothing to do with the guy. Q: He was at your wedding!! You were his best friend for over a decade!! He flew you to his island— on his private jet— 7 times!! Trump: I think he served me coffee once— he and his secretary, what was her name? Jizzlane, I think it was.

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How could anyone—except a raving imbecile— believe that the U.S. will ever again lead the free world?!! We abandoned our allies, destroyed the world economy, started pointless wars, and can’t even muster the strength to remove our own demented leader. We cannot ever be trusted.

How could anyone—except a raving imbecile— believe that the U.S. will ever again lead the free world?!! We abandoned our allies, destroyed the world economy, started pointless wars, and can’t even muster the strength to remove our own demented leader. We cannot ever be trusted.

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Trump’s nearly 80. He’s tired. He has dementia. He can’t stay awake at ANY event. Not at his own trial, not at the Pope’s funeral, not with the Saudis, and not at his own military parade. He’s not a leader, he’s an incoherent ALF patient. MAGA did this to America. Fu*k MAGA.

Trump’s nearly 80. He’s tired. He has dementia. He can’t stay awake at ANY event. Not at his own trial, not at the Pope’s funeral, not with the Saudis, and not at his own military parade. He’s not a leader, he’s an incoherent ALF patient. MAGA did this to America. Fu*k MAGA.

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Dangerous?!! It’s far more dangerous than voters comprehend. The nation elected a man who understands less than a kid’s pet iguana. We gave the nuclear codes to someone who isn’t qualified to clean the toilets at the WH. Dangerous?!! It’s fucking insane.

Dangerous?!! It’s far more dangerous than voters comprehend. The nation elected a man who understands less than a kid’s pet iguana. We gave the nuclear codes to someone who isn’t qualified to clean the toilets at the WH. Dangerous?!! It’s fucking insane.

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Every time I hear this demented moron discussing percentages, I’m filled with horror that 77M of my fellow countrymen are so fucking stupid that they voted for this troglodyte. What the fuck were you thinking?! A President who’s baffled by 4th-grade math?! Fuck every one of you!

Every time I hear this demented moron discussing percentages, I’m filled with horror that 77M of my fellow countrymen are so fucking stupid that they voted for this troglodyte. What the fuck were you thinking?! A President who’s baffled by 4th-grade math?! Fuck every one of you!

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As I’ve explained to you before, a dementia screening test is as quick and simple as can be. It only seems challenging to people who are quite cognitively impaired, like our President— who’s proud that he could identify a picture of an elephant. America— what have you done?!!!!

As I’ve explained to you before, a dementia screening test is as quick and simple as can be. It only seems challenging to people who are quite cognitively impaired, like our President— who’s proud that he could identify a picture of an elephant. America— what have you done?!!!!

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Aide: Psst! Mr. President! That huge limousine you just walked past is for you! Trump: Where’s the limo? Aide: It’s the only giant black car at the foot of the stairs. You can’t miss it. Trump: How will I recognize it? Aide: It’ll call out to you: “Don, I’m here!” Trump: Ok.

Aide: Psst! Mr. President! That huge limousine you just walked past is for you! Trump: Where’s the limo? Aide: It’s the only giant black car at the foot of the stairs. You can’t miss it. Trump: How will I recognize it? Aide: It’ll call out to you: “Don, I’m here!” Trump: Ok.

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The only thing more horrifying than an indescribable imbecile who’s registered to vote is one whose delusional religious beliefs guide her unspeakably-bizarre and wildly-inaccurate hallucinatory conclusions. People like this really should be in custodial care.

The only thing more horrifying than an indescribable imbecile who’s registered to vote is one whose delusional religious beliefs guide her unspeakably-bizarre and wildly-inaccurate hallucinatory conclusions. People like this really should be in custodial care.

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Americans have failed to understand how much of a role the gov’t plays in protecting its citizens in an advanced society. They elected someone who’s going to withdraw the help— ridding the nation of food inspections, air traffic safety, weather forecasts, vaccines, etc. FAFO.

Americans have failed to understand how much of a role the gov’t plays in protecting its citizens in an advanced society. They elected someone who’s going to withdraw the help— ridding the nation of food inspections, air traffic safety, weather forecasts, vaccines, etc. FAFO.

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Do I support James Talarico’s run for the Senate in TX? You bet I do. Do I believe Texans will elect him? Nope. Texans elected Cruz, Cornyn, Paxton, and Abbott REPEATEDLY. They’re the dumbest, most ignorant, and self-destructive voters in all of America. Absolute troglodytes.

Do I support James Talarico’s run for the Senate in TX? You bet I do. Do I believe Texans will elect him? Nope. Texans elected Cruz, Cornyn, Paxton, and Abbott REPEATEDLY. They’re the dumbest, most ignorant, and self-destructive voters in all of America. Absolute troglodytes.

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A surprising number of people don’t realize that Elon Musk is NOT an engineer— he simply pretends to be one, while taking credit for the work done by the engineers he hires. And— while reasonably smart, he’s not nearly as intelligent as he wants the public to think he is.

A surprising number of people don’t realize that Elon Musk is NOT an engineer— he simply pretends to be one, while taking credit for the work done by the engineers he hires. And— while reasonably smart, he’s not nearly as intelligent as he wants the public to think he is.

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Q: Is Judge Luttig right? A: 100%. Outside America, the entire world is aware that we elected the most corrupt & incompetent sociopath in history— TWICE!— and they cannot and should not forgive us. Our reputation as honest and educated people has been destroyed. We did this.

Q: Is Judge Luttig right? A: 100%. Outside America, the entire world is aware that we elected the most corrupt & incompetent sociopath in history— TWICE!— and they cannot and should not forgive us. Our reputation as honest and educated people has been destroyed. We did this.

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Brilliant impressionist Matt Friend had MSNBC host Ayman Mohyeldin laughing so hard that he cried. Friend may be the most talented impressionist out there right now. His mimicry of Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, and Ron DeSantis is flawless. Have a look at these 3 clips.

Brilliant impressionist Matt Friend had MSNBC host Ayman Mohyeldin laughing so hard that he cried. Friend may be the most talented impressionist out there right now. His mimicry of Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, and Ron DeSantis is flawless. Have a look at these 3 clips.

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