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A Millionaire in a tailored suit walks into a restaurant for a business meeting. He spots a stunning waitress carrying drinks around and offering them to everyone there. No small talk. He walks up to her and offered a million dollars if she married him today. One million. Marry me. Give me kids. Quit your life forever. Be 100% honest Your turn: What would YOU do if this happened to you tonight? Take the deal? Walk away? Negotiate? Roast him/her? No cap. Drop your real answer below. ๐Ÿ‘‡

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A Millionaire in a tailored suit walks into a restaurant for a business meeting. He spots a stunning waitress carrying drinks around and offering them to everyone there. No small talk. He walks up to her and offered a million dollars if she married him today. One million. Marry me. Give me kids. Quit your life forever. Be 100% honest Your turn: What would YOU do if this happened to you tonight? Take the deal? Walk away? Negotiate? Roast him/her? No cap. Drop your real answer below. ๐Ÿ‘‡

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The puppy just rolled in unannounced. The cats are like, "Bro, we didnโ€™t invite you." Cuteness overload. All he wanted to do was play and he got a smack on the head.

The puppy just rolled in unannounced. The cats are like, "Bro, we didnโ€™t invite you." Cuteness overload. All he wanted to do was play and he got a smack on the head.

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The Bear is like โ€œ You guys born in a barn? Close the damn door. That would be scary๐Ÿ˜ณ

The Bear is like โ€œ You guys born in a barn? Close the damn door. That would be scary๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Who would do this water slide? Me no way. lol

Who would do this water slide? Me no way. lol

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I'm sitting here crying at 5 AM. Watch this. That shoe belongs to my 2-year-old daughter. It went missing from the porch two weeks ago. I thought it was gone forever. A fox just brought it back. It walked right up to our door, dropped it on the mat, and sat there until my dog acknowledged it. Then it left. I don't know how the fox knew. I don't know why it cared. But I feel like I just witnessed something I'll never forget. Has an animal ever returned something to you? Tell me I'm not alone in this.

I'm sitting here crying at 5 AM. Watch this. That shoe belongs to my 2-year-old daughter. It went missing from the porch two weeks ago. I thought it was gone forever. A fox just brought it back. It walked right up to our door, dropped it on the mat, and sat there until my dog acknowledged it. Then it left. I don't know how the fox knew. I don't know why it cared. But I feel like I just witnessed something I'll never forget. Has an animal ever returned something to you? Tell me I'm not alone in this.

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I need to start pumping my own gasoline. ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ

I need to start pumping my own gasoline. ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ

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This is the funniest thing youโ€™ll see today. Watch this possum see his image in the mirror and see what happens.

This is the funniest thing youโ€™ll see today. Watch this possum see his image in the mirror and see what happens.

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Typically Southerners drive in ice, you donโ€™t. We never just get snow. It a layer of ice, snow another layer of ice. Plain snow no problem.

Typically Southerners drive in ice, you donโ€™t. We never just get snow. It a layer of ice, snow another layer of ice. Plain snow no problem.

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Strike a pose!!! How many people watched this like 15 times?

Strike a pose!!! How many people watched this like 15 times?

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You are under no commitment or requirement to buy any part of the product you don't want, so good on you for adopting this idea. Good idea?

You are under no commitment or requirement to buy any part of the product you don't want, so good on you for adopting this idea. Good idea?

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It's so funny how unbothered he is by the bees!!! Don't you just love pandas?

It's so funny how unbothered he is by the bees!!! Don't you just love pandas?

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This classic Karen marches right up to her next-door neighbor, huffing and puffing, arms flailing like she's conducting an invisible orchestra of outrage. She's laying into him full blast for parking "somewhere he shouldnโ€™t have" โ€” according to the HOA bylaws that exist only in her head. The guy's just standing there calmly holding a garden hose (maybe washing his car, maybe watering plants, doesn't matter). Mid-rant, without even breaking eye contact or saying a word, he casually turns the nozzle her way and unleashes a solid stream right at her. She shrieks like she's being murdered, flails even more wildly, gets absolutely drenched, and finally storms off soaking wet and defeated. A little water never hurt anyone โ€” especially since it wasn't ten degrees out and nobody was risking hypothermia. She bails, he just shrugs, turns the hose back to whatever he was doing, finishes his mission like a boss, and goes on with his day. What would I have done? Pretty much exactly what this guy did. ๐Ÿคฃ

This classic Karen marches right up to her next-door neighbor, huffing and puffing, arms flailing like she's conducting an invisible orchestra of outrage. She's laying into him full blast for parking "somewhere he shouldnโ€™t have" โ€” according to the HOA bylaws that exist only in her head. The guy's just standing there calmly holding a garden hose (maybe washing his car, maybe watering plants, doesn't matter). Mid-rant, without even breaking eye contact or saying a word, he casually turns the nozzle her way and unleashes a solid stream right at her. She shrieks like she's being murdered, flails even more wildly, gets absolutely drenched, and finally storms off soaking wet and defeated. A little water never hurt anyone โ€” especially since it wasn't ten degrees out and nobody was risking hypothermia. She bails, he just shrugs, turns the hose back to whatever he was doing, finishes his mission like a boss, and goes on with his day. What would I have done? Pretty much exactly what this guy did. ๐Ÿคฃ

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I totally thought that he was flipping him off, but then it turned into something beautiful. The Harlem Globetrotters are just amazing.

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I totally thought that he was flipping him off, but then it turned into something beautiful. The Harlem Globetrotters are just amazing.

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Barron is going to make a great leader one day.

Barron is going to make a great leader one day.

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Absolutely, accountability is what we want. I ๐Ÿ’ฏ percent agree with Hawley.

Absolutely, accountability is what we want. I ๐Ÿ’ฏ percent agree with Hawley.

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Yes... Gutfeld all the way baby....๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Yes... Gutfeld all the way baby....๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Literally, if you have an empty space in your yard, just plant a bunch of wildflowers, set up some bird feeders, and watch your mental health improve. Wouldnโ€™t you love to wake up and see this every day? Letโ€™s try it this year.

Literally, if you have an empty space in your yard, just plant a bunch of wildflowers, set up some bird feeders, and watch your mental health improve. Wouldnโ€™t you love to wake up and see this every day? Letโ€™s try it this year.

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I grow cucumbers every year but have never tried it like this. I may give it a go this year. What are your thoughts?

I grow cucumbers every year but have never tried it like this. I may give it a go this year. What are your thoughts?

316,579 views

This is just hilarious. I love it. Oh my gosh, Iโ€™m laughing and rolling on the floor.

This is just hilarious. I love it. Oh my gosh, Iโ€™m laughing and rolling on the floor.

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New Jersey โ€œdronesโ€ seem to be firing something into the air Resident filming canโ€™t believe what heโ€™s seeing. US Government says โ€œjust ignore themโ€

New Jersey โ€œdronesโ€ seem to be firing something into the air Resident filming canโ€™t believe what heโ€™s seeing. US Government says โ€œjust ignore themโ€

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I have so many questions. Do bullfighters have to be dressed like this?
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