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Never in my 20 years of teaching has a substitute left me a note this bad.

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me in 6th grade when my middle school’s firewall wouldn’t let me access Poptropica in the school’s computer lab

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me in 6th grade when my middle school’s firewall wouldn’t let me access Poptropica in the school’s computer lab

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Flight got delayed 22 hours but I was already tipsy from the Delta Lounge so here’s me doing the Apple dance in a JFK restroom at 3am. I am shirtless in a raincoat because drunk me thought I looked hefty in my travel shirt. My AirPod fell in the trash and I had to dig it out

Flight got delayed 22 hours but I was already tipsy from the Delta Lounge so here’s me doing the Apple dance in a JFK restroom at 3am. I am shirtless in a raincoat because drunk me thought I looked hefty in my travel shirt. My AirPod fell in the trash and I had to dig it out

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His unfettered joy … may we all know such happiness

His unfettered joy … may we all know such happiness

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