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>harvard '28

>harvard '28

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soon: every policeman and sheriff and bailiff and personal security officer in the twin cities just nopes out for five months on government dime

soon: every policeman and sheriff and bailiff and personal security officer in the twin cities just nopes out for five months on government dime

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cooking with eigenrobot episode . . . let's call it episode 12 the struggle begins. what are we cooking tonight?

cooking with eigenrobot episode . . . let's call it episode 12 the struggle begins. what are we cooking tonight?

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they hate how little it takes for us to be happy

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they hate how little it takes for us to be happy

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ok so i just watched the When I See an Elephant Fly scene for the first time in decades with my daughter today and i struggle to understand where the racism allegation is coming from is it just racist to depict southern black people. bc that seems metaracist

ok so i just watched the When I See an Elephant Fly scene for the first time in decades with my daughter today and i struggle to understand where the racism allegation is coming from is it just racist to depict southern black people. bc that seems metaracist

185,021 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

will always repost at the slightest excuse

will always repost at the slightest excuse

118,918 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

watched some of cinderella tonight it's striking how subdued and stately it is at any given moment there is typically one thing going on. sometimes there are zero things going on attention is always drawn to the most charming bits of animation

watched some of cinderella tonight it's striking how subdued and stately it is at any given moment there is typically one thing going on. sometimes there are zero things going on attention is always drawn to the most charming bits of animation

640,194 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

alleged video, one more in thread does this prove anything? does it suggest anything? i have no idea

alleged video, one more in thread does this prove anything? does it suggest anything? i have no idea

731,205 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

in 2020 a local machine politician visited my parents' suburb, set up a protest outside a city police chief's home, and threatened to burn the city down this made me more sympathetic to police anonymity in politically charged situations for several reasons

in 2020 a local machine politician visited my parents' suburb, set up a protest outside a city police chief's home, and threatened to burn the city down this made me more sympathetic to police anonymity in politically charged situations for several reasons

184,523 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

a Statement regarding the True Meaning of Christmas

a Statement regarding the True Meaning of Christmas

150,551 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

here's my 3yo daughter singing the sailor moon theme in japanese a language she does not speak

here's my 3yo daughter singing the sailor moon theme in japanese a language she does not speak

71,172 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

i don't ask a lot of you guys but please, if you have any pull with the administration, please get someone to show trump the sid vicious version

i don't ask a lot of you guys but please, if you have any pull with the administration, please get someone to show trump the sid vicious version

17,276 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

in this house Big Balls is a hero, end of story

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in this house Big Balls is a hero, end of story

46,367 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

found myself unjustifiably angry they didn't do it as dramatically as in casablanca. what has happened to france, i ask clip for the zoomers who, i assume, have never watched casablanca

found myself unjustifiably angry they didn't do it as dramatically as in casablanca. what has happened to france, i ask clip for the zoomers who, i assume, have never watched casablanca

21,408 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

cooking with eigenrobot: norovirus recovery chicken and rice step one. rice prep. now i let it soak for 15min while i find some chicken thighs

cooking with eigenrobot: norovirus recovery chicken and rice step one. rice prep. now i let it soak for 15min while i find some chicken thighs

30,187 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

by a certain point in your life you will have a history and so will everyone you might date and that's fine. the world breaks everyone and after many are strong and so on

by a certain point in your life you will have a history and so will everyone you might date and that's fine. the world breaks everyone and after many are strong and so on

11,739 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

every tanehisi coates essay

every tanehisi coates essay

21,536 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

in which i send a worm to Heaven

in which i send a worm to Heaven

49,289 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

are you beginning to understand

are you beginning to understand

21,566 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr