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freelance writer. published in the NYT. swiftie, mom, feminist, married to the kindly firefighting hugh jackman.

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part of the deal of having a following on twitter is that no one really sends you products, it's not like Instagram in that way. so when I got a message offering me a free robot vacuum, I thought it was a scam, but this thing just arrived and is mapping out my house now 😳

part of the deal of having a following on twitter is that no one really sends you products, it's not like Instagram in that way. so when I got a message offering me a free robot vacuum, I thought it was a scam, but this thing just arrived and is mapping out my house now 😳

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boomers and grandparent's rights is the most insane shit I have ever seen. good lord.
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boomers and grandparent's rights is the most insane shit I have ever seen. good lord.

emily may

77,954 views • 11 days ago

I couldn't figure out why I couldn't find the version of "higher" by creed that had a bunch of 9/11 news footage interspersed throughout it and it turns out it's because my dad got it off napster in late 2001. but it was still in his dropbox, so he texted it to me.
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I couldn't figure out why I couldn't find the version of "higher" by creed that had a bunch of 9/11 news footage interspersed throughout it and it turns out it's because my dad got it off napster in late 2001. but it was still in his dropbox, so he texted it to me.

emily may

294,324 views • 1 month ago

Ms Rachel really went on TikTok and confessed that she dresses her son for preschool the night before to make her mornings easier like she was confessing to a cocaine addiction.
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Ms Rachel really went on TikTok and confessed that she dresses her son for preschool the night before to make her mornings easier like she was confessing to a cocaine addiction.

emily may

602,265 views • 3 years ago

the most detailed account I've seen of the incident. if you are still defending this, i'm not sure you will ever come back in touch with reality.
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the most detailed account I've seen of the incident. if you are still defending this, i'm not sure you will ever come back in touch with reality.

emily may

12,635 views • 9 months ago

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